Heyy, so LTD had finally got me off my lazy butt and we decided to upload another chapter! Hope it wasn't too long a wait...you know, a couple months here...a year there...
Anyway! Here's the new chapter! Hope all of you like it!
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto...sadly
-Enjoy!
"Screw this I feel like playing Monopoly" Frankie said walking to the living room
"Yea let's play" Naruto said following
"Wait what's Monopoly?"
"I'll explain in a little bit… HEY! Nikki where's your Monopoly!" Frankie shouted down the hall
"Ooooooh did someone say Monopoly! … It's down in the basement in the storage room" Nikki shouted back
"Come Naruto! It's Adventure Time!" Frankie said pulling Naruto's arm down the stairs
Montage
"So we sit in a circle right and we choose our pieces… I want to be Alice!" Frankie explained while quickly grabbing the character piece
"Ok…Yeah… great explaining Frankie" Nikki said while grabbing Lady and the Tramp
"She looks pretty" Sakura said grabbing Sleeping Beauty
"Wait aren't there supposed to be six pieces?" Frankie asked counting the number of character pieces
"I duh no"
"Yeah cause' there is supposed to be PeterPan and that Jungle book dude, which leaves you with four pieces" Frankie said
"Oh yeah!" Nikki remembered
"This still doesn't explain what this is or how it's played" Naruto said getting Frankie and Nikki's attention
"Well it's this…"
Montage
"Alright! I will win this!" Naruto shouted
"Sure Naruto we'll see after I have all your money at the end" Sasuke smirked
"HOLD UP PEEPS! The game can't start until we find back up" Frankie said while dialing on her phone
"Now we need substitutes for the game pieces"
"Wait I thought that's what you were doing in the first place" Sakura asked
"Noooo that's what I'm doing now, before was calling for more Peeps" Frankie said all hyped up
*Gasp* "You don't mean…" Nikki asked shocked
"Of course I mean"
*Ding Dong*
"The peep has arrived!" Frankie said running to the door
"Hey"
"You ready for the awesome game of Monopoly" Frankie asked the peep
"Hell Yeah I kick ass every time"
"Great now the game can begin" Frankie said all cool
"Oh when you said peep you meant Tony" Sasuke said
"But of course! You can't play Monopoly without him it's just no fun" Frankie said back
"WOOOOO!" Tony yelled
Game Le Starto!
Rolling to see who goes first gives the order of ninja, ninja, ninja, girl, other girl, and then lastly peep.
"BELIEVE IT!" "Now I will dominate all of you by making you go bank rupee"
"Whatever just go" Sakura asked handing him the dice
"Lucky dice, lucky diceeeeeee!" Naruto shouted throwing the dice crashing over half the board
"Fool"
"Awwwww Yea! Snake eyes" "I go again right?" Naruto said moving his piece ten spaces
"Do you want to buy it?" "It's 600" Tony asked
"No! Now give me the dice!" Naruto said impatiently swooping up the dice in his hands
"Dumbass" Tony mumbled "True" Frankie also mumbled
"This is going to be a long game" Nikki groaned
"Broski chill" Frankie said pushing Naruto to sit down
Naruto rolled the dice a second time and got snake eyes yet again making his piece move ahead 12 spaces; but what Naruto forgotten was that if you roll snake eyes three times in a row you go directly to jail and you do not pass go and collect $200.
"I dare you to roll again! We'll see what happens" Tony said all in his face
"Yea! I will thank you" Naruto said with a face saying why the fuck wouldn't I?
"WHOOOO! another set of doubles" "I'll just go…"
"Directly to jail" Sasuke said pointing to the jail space
"What?"
"Yea don't you remember da rules, role doubles three times in a row and you go directly to jail and end your turn and that you also don't get 200 bucks" Frankie added
"…"
"Sakura you're up" Frankie said handing her the dice
Rolling the dice and not actually getting doubles but a one and a three she moves four squares landing on pot luck.
"Ooooo pot luck let's see…"
"It says you get in a car accident collect $100 from your person to your left" Sakura read allowed
"Oh sorry Naruto…"
"WHAT! YOU CAN'T DO THAT" Naruto protested
"Umm actually when asked or when someone lands on a property you own you can take away their money" Tony being the master of the directions told Naruto
"Kay Sasuke your turn!" Sakura sang
Rolling in silence, Sasuke got a double of four giving him the free pass to move eight spaces.
"HA! Looks like you will be joining me in jail" Naruto said amused with sure victory of getting Sasuke out of the game early
"We'll see"
"What? Why didn't he get doubles again" Naruto asked confused
"It's not like every time you roll doubles you'll get them again" Nikki stated
"Then why did I get them three times in a row?" Naruto asked annoyed
"Luck of the roll" Nikki said back giggling in amusement
"I'll buy the property" Sasuke said breaking the argument across the board
"All right that will be $400" Tony asked as the official banker
"Broski the dice if you will" Frankie asked
Rolling a snake of six, Frankie lands on a purple space property.
"Yay, nay how much is it?" Tony asked extremely fast
"$200, now give me the FRIKIN CARD!" "And Naruto put your butt back in jail cause there's no way you're getting out unless you role doubles in three turns or a get out of jail free card; if none of that happens then you will have to PAY" Frankie said
"Pay! Pay what; what do I have to pay"
"MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" laughed Frankie
"You dumb ass didn't you pay attention to the directions at all?" Sakura asked
"SHUT UP! Of course I did but when Frankie said it all creepy I forgot" Naruto explained
"SOOOO! Even if you forgot you should be able to remember dumb ass" Sakura told Naruto
"Dumbass" Tony mumbled "True" Frankie also mumbled
Rolling again Frankie got a five and a three, landing on a green space costing $500.
"Give me le thing" Frankie asked Tony
"Nik-ki it's your turn"
"Kaaaay"
"This game is going to take forever" Sasuke said with a sigh
"NO! We're not quitting till I get out of jail and win the game" Naruto reminded the crew
[LTD: It feels that I'm forgetting something important dealing with the plot beforehand?... Oh well]
"FRICK"
(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
"What the hell was that about Naruto?!" Nikki asked ready to punch the daylights out of him
"AHHHHHHHHHH I never got to play" Tony complained throwing his head back hitting it against the side table "FUUUUUUUCCK…STUUUPID TAAABLE"
HAHAHA! Smart TonTon smart" Frankie pointed and laughed really hard
"Seriously Naruto What Da Fuck" Nikki growled again
"It looked at me funny!" Naruto shouted back
"Really?...really who actually gets mad and uses that term while after taking action?" Nikki asked with a WTF look
"IT STILL WAS LOOKING AT ME FUNNY! I DIDN'T LIKE IT DOING THAT!"
Nikki: Face Palm
[LTD: OH YEA I remember they got the Wii… I think that was it…Seems legit]
"Okay than… who wants to play Wii?" Frankie asked cheery and smiley
"Why not" Sakura replied
"MEHE but I le wanted to at least play one round of Monopoly with me in it" Tony whined
"Oh calm your tits"
"So what games did you bring over" Sasuke asked Frankie
"TEEHEE :3 one of my favorite… Naruto Clash of Ninja Revolution 1, 2, and 3
[LTD: Sorry I had to, it's one of my favorite games that I can kick any ass in!]
[NANAMI: NOOOOOO! I hate this game you always win!]
[LTD: I Know (U MAD)]
"What hell is with all this stuff involving us in some way" Sakura asked
"That is just one of the many questions you don't ask Sakura" Frankie replied with a smirk
"?"
"Exactly"
"Now who wants to get their ass kicked first… or we can have all of you getting your ass kicked at the same time HAHAHA" Frankie, so full of herself, said looking at all the individual eyes staring back at her with curiosity
"NOOOO I refuse" Nikki complained
"Not even for a Scooby snack" Frankie said poking Nikki's arm trying to get her to play the game
"NO!" (Quick reply)
"Fine… How about you three fine looking ninjas wanna have some fun…" Frankie asked with a grin
"Sure I guess" Sasuke replied
"It seems fun to be able to play a game with us in it" Sakura added
"HA! I get to kick Sasuke's ass with a character that is me kicking his ass in a game" Naruto shouted running down the stairs to the basement
"That's the spirit!" Frankie shouted back down to Naruto
"How the hell did you get so witty all of a sudden?" Tony asked Frankie knowing that it is impossible to be witty more than once in a conversation
"It's because of the power the absolute power I can feel it!" Frankie replied
"Stop it your scaring me" Tony said staring Frankie in the face deeply with his Tony derp faces
"Okay" (Quick reply)
"What's going on I'm so confused" Sakura asked
"And once again Sakura that's one of the many questions you don't ask" Frankie replied
"But I didn't ask a question" Sakura said all confused
"Exactly"
"Hey TonTon what about you?" Frankie asked him all back up in his face which is very much derpy
"Nah I'm going home gotta make sure Nick doesn't die of boredom" Tony replied while heading towards the door
"Kay don't say I didn't ask you" Frankie said giving Tony a hug goodbye "We can try Monopoly next time"
"Ghaaaaaaa!"
"Yup HAHAHA"
"Well it's just us now" Frankie told Nikki while heading down the basement
"Yea I'm still not playing" Nikki reminded Frankie
"Are you sure… not even for two Scooby snacks" Frankie asked Nikki
"What are you guys referring to?" Sakura asked
"Sakura…"
"No! I get it don't say it" Sakura said making sure Frankie wasn't going to remind her about not asking questions
"Huh? I was just going to answer your question" Frankie replied confused
"Wait what about that no question speech a few minutes ago?" Sakura questioned
"Oh yea that was so five minutes ago no one says it anymore"
"NO ONE ELSE SAID THAT BUT YOU!" Sakura screamed in her head
ROUND ONE GAME LE STARTO!
"Alright which version do we want to play" Frankie asked the three ninjas
"Let's play the third one I got a cool new outfit" Naruto stated excitedly
"Sure fine with me I call being Sasuke" Frankie answered "Is that cool with you guys?"
"Yea fine with me I don't care" Sakura said shortly followed by Sasuke nodding his head
"Wait why do you want to play as Sasuke?" Sakura asked fanatically
"Cause he has a cheap ass sword" Frankie replied with pride "I'll show you in a sec once the game starts"
Hurry Up And Start Already!
"SHUT-UP! God that gets annoying every time I start the game" Frankie shouted at the screen all irritated
"HAHA Frankie" Nikki laughed
"What? It's true every time"
"I've unlocked all the characters so you got a lot to choose from except for the last character I've not been able to unlock him he's so hard to get WAAAAAAH" Frankie explained while getting the multiplayer game started
"Whoa that's cool I'm on the front screen" Sakura said while pointing to the TV
"Yea but it's so annoying to hear your voice while try to decide what you want to do while navigating through the menu" Frankie complained
"AND… I don't want to hear about how crappy the game graphics are" Frankie also complained to them
"Why is Sakura's elbow going through her shirt?" Naruto asked
"What did I just finish saying BAKA… Japan can only do their best with their crappy pixels it's not their expertise" Frankie shouted at Naruto
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA" Nikki laughed
"Shut-up Nikki do you want to go right now" Frankie lashed back while standing up in a fighting position
"No I'll pass cause I know I can win" Nikki said all high and mighty
"WTF!?" Frankie said while sitting down on the couch
"Okay grab the Game Cube controller and I'll show you the controls, B is the generic kicks and punches so just press that a lot, A is for shuriken and kunai if you hold it down you can throw more than one, the control stick is how you move and jump point it up and you jump if you do it twice you can double jump, use the X button once your chakra bar fills up underneath your characters health and you can use a special attack on someone" "And that is the basic controls for the game" Frankie explained
"HUH I'm so confused?" Naruto complained
"Naruto just press random buttons" Sasuke told Naruto
"Oh well that's easier thanks"
"Whatever dobe"
"GRRRRRRRRRRRR don't call me dobe teme"
"Children please shut the EFF UP" Frankie asked the two boys
"Wow there's a lot of people to choose from" Sakura said not sure of who to choose
"Just choose it's not like you'll be stuck with that character throughout the game" Frankie told Sakura
"Then I'll just choose myself for now" Sakura said happily choosing her character
Oh I Won't Loose
"Cool they say stuff when their picked" Naruto said choosing his character
Here I Come
"Hey Sasuke you can be your character for the first battle if you want" Frankie told Sasuke
Hn
"Well that works hehe" Frankie said while looking for a different character to be
"I'll beeeeeeee Dedara"
Art Is An Explosion
"Why would you want to be him he's evil" Naruto asked Frankie all teary eyed
"It's ebil" Nikki Stated
"Well cause I'm good at this character" Frankie replied
"But he's evil" Naruto said while shaking Frankie's shoulder
"Ebil!"
"I know but it's just a game so calm your tits" Frankie told Naruto pulling him off her shoulders
Round One Ready Fight!
Many random button mashing latter
"GAAAA I was so close" Naruto shouted
"This game is harder than it looks" Sakura added
"Not really you just have to know what you're doing" Frankie told the two while laughing in their faces
"I declare a rematch!" Naruto stood all in Frankie's face
"Again calm your tits"
"Okay I'm choosing Naruto this time" Frankie said choosing the character with no hesitation
Here I come
"AWW that's because you love me isn't it" Naruto said grinning
"No I just want to turn into the Nine Tailed Fox" Frankie said not even looking at Naruto
Naruto: Eroding Away
"HAHAHAHA! Denied" Nikki chimed in laughing
"I thought you said you wanted to be my character" Sasuke asked
"Oh don't worry I will I was just in the mood to use a fancy smancy attack" Frankie replied
"In other words another cheap ass move" Sasuke remarked
"Yep pretty much"
"Hey look they have Lady Tsunade" Sakura said while clicking on her
You Have Some Guts
"You know what Frankie I'm going to beat you with Kakashi and if I win then you have to do what I say" Naruto proclaimed
Who Me
"Fine and if I win then you will have to do what I say" Frankie snickered
"Kay then looks like a bet" Naruto stated
"Hey Nikki you're a witness to this right so if I'm screwed over you can call upon it right" Frankie shouted over to Nikki who was just watching the game play on the TV
"YES BOSS!" Nikki Shouted back happily
"Great…looks like we got ourselves a bet" Frankie snickered back again
"Hey Naruto" Nikki said getting his attention "SOL"
"What does that mean?" Naruto asked frantic
Sure Why Not
"Nikki did you see what I just saw?" Frankie asked Nikki making sure that she didn't just imagined it
"Really guys what does SOL mean?"
"You talking about how Sasuke chose Itatchi?" Nikki replied with a shocked worried expression
"Yea" Frankie replied with the same expression
"Then yes I did" Nikki said still with the same expression
"Nikki! I think there is something wrong with him! Quick do something" Frankie shouted to Nikki
"AHHHHHH! What do I do to fix this madness" Nikki asked Frankie all puppy dog eyed
"I don't know that's why I asked you"
"I'm just curious to what attacks he has" Sasuke said ignoring the two girls
"Why can't anyone answer my question?" Naruto asked again
Round Two Ready Fight!
More random button mash-
"HAHAHAHA! Your all screwed!" Frankie said as she turned her Naruto character into the Nine Tailed Fox
"How did you-" All three ninjas said in aw
"All in due time" Frankie replied while killing the last player standing
"All I had to do was face an opponent and point the control stick in the opposite direction and press X" Frankie explained
"Do all characters have that button command?" Sakura asked Frankie
"Not all but the majority does but all the attacks are different" Frankie answered back "Like for instance if you're Tsunade and your health is low you can do that and she heals herself until someone attacks you stopping you from doing that"
"How cool!"
"Oh yea speaking of ass kicking I believe that I won the bet Naruto" Frankie reminded him "Isn't that right Nikki"
"YES IT IS BOSS!" Nikki replied
"Great now you have to do what I say remember"
"But that was a cheap move" Naruto wined
"Even if I didn't use that move you still would have lost" Frankie told Naruto reminding him that he would have no chance in victory
"But-"
"From now on you are my bitch" Frankie smirked
"I want a rematch!" Naruto shouted
"Talk to the hand Bitch" Frankie said while holding out her hand in front of Naruto's face
Naruto then turned his head away in embarrassment, anger and defeat.
"Aww I'm sorry… don't be that way" Frankie said giving Naruto a kiss on the cheek
"You're so mean that wasn't a fair fight" Naruto told Frankie
"Well how about we have a rematch tomorrow"
"HAHA I'll win for sure… wait what… tomorrow why not right now" Naruto asked confused
"I don't feel like playing anymore and besides it be better for you if you were fighting on my level hmm" Frankie retorted
"Well how long would it take for me to get to your level anyway?" Naruto asked
"Hear all you have to do is play some more and practice certain characters to get a better feel for the one you know you can beat me with" Frankie said while setting up Naruto with training mode
"What even in a game I have to train… Hey look its Purvey Sage"
"Yea so practice as much as you want and when you're ready tomorrow challenge me" Frankie said then landing on the couch face first exhausted, after giving Naruto another kiss on the cheek (of course)
"You're too soft Frankie" Nikki told her
"I know that" Frankie answered while having her voice muffled by a pillow "Shut-up!"
"Holy butt fuck what time is it I'm hungry" Frankie wined to Nikki
"What the… what the crap is that you just said" Nikki asked Frankie o.O
"What the butt fuck is my new catch phrase… don't ask this is what happens when I watch complicated Anime" Frankie smiled back
"HA nice and it's close to dinner time how about we order pizza"
"WINNER! I also say that too" Frankie added excitedly
[LTD: It's true those two things are my catch phrases :D you can thank Anime for that]
"Great I'm famished" Sakura smiled to having pizza
"I don't care what we have" Sasuke added in
"Hey Naruto does pizza sound good to you?" Frankie asked Naruto who was concentrated on the video game
"AHHHHH why is this so difficult" Naruto shouted with anger "I give up!"
"RAGE QUITE!" Frankie and Nikki shouted together.
Nanami: We're back!
LTD: Yes! even though I typed all of it :P
Nanami: hey! I help! I spelt checked :)
Naruto:...doesn't count
Nanami: Shush! No one asked the peanut gallery!
LTD: You shush Nanami! SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSHHHHHHHH HHH!
Nanami:...grrr...
Sasuke:...what'd I miss?
LTD: Nothing important... except for how tired I am for writing this, I staid up until 2am
Naruto: Then maybe we should sleep together... you know alone
Nanami: BAD TOUCH! BAD TOUCH!
LTD: OH shut it Nanami!
Nanami: But he's a perrrrrrvvvvvvvvv!
Sasuke:...ya know, you're not very smooth with these innuendo things
Naruto: *blush* shut up! I only meant that I wanted to keep her awake
Nanami: That's worse! I will not let to deflower my precious LTD!
LTD: *Totally mortified*
Sasuke: Really dude, I might be a raging psychopath, but I know when to keep it in the bedroom...
Naruto: Shut up! I don't want to know about you and Karin!
Nanami:...and who's this Karin person...?
Naruto: Oops
Sasuke: Dobe! Imma gonna kill you!
LTD: HAHAHAhAHAHA! it's okay Naruto I would of done the same thing
Naruto: You know Karin?
LTD: NO have no clue I would of made up some name HAHA!
Sasuke: You're evil...you know that?
LTD: Well-
Nanami: Hey! Don't think you'll get off of telling me who this Karin girl is!
Naruto: Hahahah! Busted!
Nanami: *scowl*
Sasuke: Hey! It wasn't me! She came on to me first!
Nanami: What the &$^$
Sasuke: No! I meant-
LTD: you tupid
Naruto: *giggle*
Nanami:...I'm just going to walk away now...
Sasuke: NANAMI! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAITTTTTTTTTTTTT TTTTTTTTTT!
LTD: and on that note, i think we'll end here
Sakura: Hey...so what's going on
LTD: NO! We are not starting this END THE DAMB THING ALREADY!
Naruto: Alright already! Sheesh
LTD:...what you just say mofo?
Naruto: Nothing! So yeah, stay tuned for the next chapter! Hopefully the wait for this one won't be as long
LTD: gr
Naruto: oops, bye!