Well I might as well tell you why I added an extra chapter AFTER the story is over. See, you know how they always have a reunion after losing the competition and talk about how much they sucked during it and what a waste of time the whole thing was. Yeah… that's what's happening… Look, you don't have to read it, but I suggest you read it. Or I'll find you… Heh, I just kidding……… Nah, but serious, I'll find you.

Reunion

"HELLO, HIDDEN LEAF VILLAGE!!!" starts off Ryan Seacrest, "And welcome to a special episode of Leaf Vilage Talent Show!! See, we're gonna

show you what our former contestants have been doing all this time!!!" All the contestants were sitting around separate tables, usually by squad.

Except for Lee and Hinata, because they were all alone. "And we have our judges from last competition, Simo-!" He was cut off by several kunai in

his back. "Why was he alive?" asked Orochimaru. "Anyway… we have Orochimaru, me, and Jiraiya." said Tsunade. "Why did we even do this?"

asked Jiraiya, very rudely. "Every great show has a reunion!!" said Tsunade. No one really followed her enthusiasm. "Okay, let's just get this over

with…" sighed Tsunade.

"We'll start with the first and biggest loser, Hinata!!" said Orochimaru. Everyone boo-ed at his remark. Hinata slowly went up to the stage, sat on

the chair next to the judges, and sighed. "So, Hinata, why did you suck so bad?" asked Orochimaru. Everyone threw cans at him. "Well… not

that… I-I'm… not… p-pointing…-." "SPIT IT OUT ALRIGHTY!!" yelled Jiraiya. Everyone started throwing whatever-they-had-in-their-pockets at him.

"Uh……… THIS IS ALL NEJI'S FAULT!!!!" she screamed, suddenly. Everyone was pretty surprised. Then, Neji burst through the doors. "Did someone

say my name?" he said. Suddenly, several kunai were implanted in his chest. "HELL YEAH!!! YOU DON'T KNOW HOW F***ED LONG I'VE WAITED TO

F***ED DO THAT!!!!!" she screamed. Neji dabbed his finger on his own blood, and licked it. Then, he ran out the door. Hinata was still drunk on

revenge. She ran up to Naruto and started making out with him. The girls mostly cheered her on. The guys were still shocked about Hinata's new

attitude. People were starting to think about asking her out. But then, a Black Ops team came in and stuck her with a needle, and dragged her

off. Naruto was confused, but he just pretended the whole didn't happen.

"Everyone, don't worry, Hinata will lose her memory of ever doing that, and will act the same as always." said Tsunade. The guys sighed. "Up

next, we have Kenkuro!!" No applause. Kenkuro walked up to the stage. "So why did you just give up?" asked Tsunade. He shrugged. "I had

better things to do, and the whole thing was entirely gay." The other former contestants nodded in agreement. "Besides the challenge was

extremely gay!!" Kenkuro yelled. Orochimaru and Tsunade slowly turned toward Jiraiya. "SHUT UP!" yelled Jiraiya. "All right, you can leave now."

said Orochimaru. "But I don't want to. I fell important up here!" said Kenkuro, making himself comfortable. "Seriously, get out." Orochimaru said,

seriously. Kenkuro ran off out the door.

"All right, our next loser is Sakura!!" said Jiraiya. Naruto and Lee stood up and wooted her on. No one else did anything. She sat down in the

chair. "Hello, Sakura. Did you think you were going to win that fight?" asked Tsunade. "Well, I did, until-…" She looked at Sasuke who was cutting

his toenails. "SASUKE DIDN'T VOTE FOR ME!!!! WHY??!!" she screamed. Sasuke looked up and shrugged. "Well Sakura, we can tell you why

Sasuke didn't choose you." said Tsunade, coolly. Sakura suddenly perked up. "You know how we had a live camera going? Well we caught this."

she said, and turned on a TV. It showed Tsunade in a Victoria Secret swimsuit posing. Tsunade kinda screamed, Jiraiya was soaking it up,

Orochimaru was also soaking it up, the guys were too, except Kenkuro, who said, "Do you all know how old she?!" No one paid attention.

Tsunade changed it, rolling her eyes. It showed Shikamaru and Ino smoking cigarettes. "Hey, thanks again for possessing Sasuke. Sakura got

what was coming for her." Ino said. "No problem, baby." said Shikamaru, and they started making out. Sakura's and Temari's eyes flared up.

They were both thinking about killing Ino. Suddenly, Sakura calmed down and turned toward Sasuke. "So you were going to vote for me?" she

asked, hopefully. "Hell no." he said, coolly. She ran out the door crying.

"Okay…" started Tsunade, but stopped because of the drooling Jiraiya and Orochimaru. "Well… up next, we have Rock Lee!" Lee did a bunch of

flips and cartwheels that a cheerleader would do up to the stage. "So Lee-." "I SHOULD HAVE WON THAT ENTIRE THING!!! I SHOULD HAVE! I

SHOULD HAVE! I SHOULD HAVE! I SHOULD HAVE!" screamed Lee, out of nowhere. Guy Sensai came out of nowhere and screamed out, "IT'S

ALRIGHT, LEE!! YOU'RE A WINNER TO ME!!!!" His eye twinkled. Lee did a triple frontflip. "I'm gonna go and do 3000 push-ups!!" He ran out the

door.

"We have some crazies in the house…" Orochimaru whispered to Jiraiya, who giggled like a 6th grader. "Up next, we have Temari!" said Tsunade.

Temari walked up to the stage. "So how does it feel to get to the final four?" asked Tsunade. "I should have freakin won!!" yelled Temari. "Here

we go again…" said Orochimaru. "I seriously should have won!!" she yelled, "It's all Gaara's fault!!!" The contestants nodded in agreement. Gaara

was over there using his pocket comb to brush his hair. "Excuses." said Jiraiya, "Gaara, since you're up next, how about you come up here?" He

gulped and walked up there. There was only one chair, so they brought up a highchair, Gaara-sized. He reluctantly sat in it. "Gaara, did you

abandon your teammate?" asked Jiraiya. "Yep. Can I go now?" Temari tackled him. She started beating the crap out of him. "You can't hurt me, I

have a shield!" he said. She ripped off his face (which was part of his sand shied thing) and started ramming her fist into his REAL face. "Stop

hitting me!!" squealed Gaara, like a 7th grade nerd being beat up by a muscular senior. Secretary ran in, dragged them off, and threw them

outside. You could still hear Gaara screaming like he was in "Saw 6".

The only people left were Naruto and Sasuke (what a surprise). "How about you both come up here." said Tsunade. They both walked up to the

stage. Sasuke picked up Naruto and stuck him into the highchair. "Hey, what the crap?!" Naruto yelled. "Just putting you where you belong."

smirked Sasuke. "Why you little-!" yelled Naruto. He jumped out the highchair, and started charging his rasengan. Sasuke charged his chidori.

"Um… guys… we didn't ask anything yet." said Jiraiya, quietly. Suddenly, out of nowhere, Kakashi came out of nowhere, grabbed Naruto and

Sasuke, and flung them at the judges. For some reason, they missed Tsunade, and they hit Orochimaru and Jiraiya, who went 'eep!'. Tsunade,

unharmed, sighed. She got up and walked away. "Next year's just going to be just as worse." she said to herself.

That's the reunion!!! Get ready for next year! Srry this all took a while, I mean A WHILE. Like I said, get ready for next year!!!! C ya!