Dear Fanfiction,
I don't have much of a fetish for chocolate or other sweets other than gum or jawbreaks I suppose. Nor do I have any sort of bloodlust revenge, plus I don't cut my own hair, my barber does that for me. Um, I suck at mowing the lawn so why would my parents ever trust me with trimming and decorating hedges? And I'm not a pirate either!
So who are these people called Willy, Sweeney, Edward, and Jack? Are they ex-boyfriends of Nancy? *gulp*
Sincerely,
Glen