AN: Yaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!! First I wanted to thank everyone who's been reviewing - you guys are seriously awesome!!! So thanks again for all your reviews.. me and xMendoukusai really appreciate it!

anywaaaaay, aside from our loyal fans (xD) here issss chapterrrr 10!!! woohooo!!! xD

"The human mind is a complexity that even the most experienced geniuses have not been able to figure out. The way it works, it's functions..."

"Ibiki-sensei is really cool and all," Kaiya thought, "But this is so ridiculously boring." her head swerved from left to right, glancing at the boys sitting on either side of her. "And to top that joy, I'm stuck at a table with Sasuke-teme! ...At least I have Sai."

"Are you as bored as I am?" Sai asked from her right.

"probably more."

"Chiba! Aogiri!" Sai and Kaiya sat up straight, looks of utter fear on their faces. "Is there something you'd like to share with us?"

"N-no Ibiki-sensei," They stuttered.

He smirked. "Now as I was saying."

"Smooth," Sasuke chuckled, amused.

"Shut up," Kaiya grumbled.

"Now why don't we take Aogiri and Uchiha for example," Ibiki stated. The teens turned their attention to their smug-looking sensei. "What could be the possible psychological problem that leads them to act with such hostility towards each other to the point where they have interrupted EVERY. SINGLE. CLASS. Since the beginning of the year?"

Now bright red from embarassment, the two dipped their heads low as the class snickered. "This is your fault," Kaiya accused in a hushed voice.

"My fault?!" He snapped. "How is this my fault?!"

"You instigated it!"

"Say cheeeese!" Black spots danced before their eyes once the bright light faded. Once their vision was recovered, they found a grinning Natsu and a sweatdropping Kiba standing in front of them.

"What the hell?!" Sasuke yelled as he rubbed his eyes.

"Oi, do you kids have a pass?" Ibiki demanded towards Natsu and Kiba.

"Yup." Kiba whipped out two blue passes signed by Sato Aoba. "We're taking pictures for the yearbook."

"And you wanted to take a picture of us, why?" Kaiya hissed.

"We were thinking...'Cutest Couple'," Natsu sang.

"Us? A couple!?" they shouted in unison.

"See? You guys already have the speaking-at-the-same-time thing going on!"

"Natsu..." Kaiya said in a dangerous tone.

"Hey, you should get a picture of me!" Sai cheered, poking his head into camera view.

Kiba sweatdropped. "We have two cameras filled with nothing but you."

Sai shrugged, "What can I say? the camera loves me!"

"Are you done yet?" came Ibiki's irritated voice.

"Yeah, just one more thing!" Swerving around on her feet, Natsu snapped a quick picture of Ibiki before running out the door. "Fleee! FLEEEEE!!" she cackled.

Having been standing next to a growling Ibiki, (which is very dangerous), Kiba went chasing her out the door yelling, "WAAIT! I DON'T WANNA DIIIIIEEE!!"

Dosu raised his hand, "Sensei, what's the psychological problem for that?" he asked, pointing out the door.

"That is a case something that even Albert Einstein wouldn't have been able to figure out." Ibiki said with a shake of his head.

"Who?" came the mutual questionning.

"Nevermind...moving on..." he replied dead-panning.

---

"Say cheeese!"

Kakashi tried to blink away the black dots dancing before his eyes. "What the...?" once his vision cleared, he found a grinning Tenten and Kin standing in front of him. He raised his one visible brow in question. "Do you kids have passes?"

"Yup!" Kin bobbed her head as she brought out two passes.

He sighed wearily as he took the passes and eyed them. "Aoba assigned you to my room?" he asked. "It's just a study hall."

"Yeah, but you're too engulfed in your porno book to notice what we're doing," snickered Naruto.

"Moron, you're not supposed to say that when he's listening!" Zaku hissed, bonking him over the head.

"Ow ow ow! Bastard!"

Tenten snapped a quick picture of a seething Naruto and a snickering Zaku.

"Eh...Yeah, you kids go ahead and have fun with that," Kakashi mumbled before picking up his book and resuming his reading.

"Hey Sakura!...Um, Gaara," Tenten greeted as Kin skipped over to taunt Zaku. "What's up?"

"Nothing, just finishing some homework from Ochochimaru-sensei," Sakura replied with a small smile.

"Oh, do'nt let me disturb you then!" she laughed taking a step back.

FLASH!

She took a picture of Sakura working on her paper, and a bored-looking Gaara. "Yay!"

Gaara's eye twitched dangerously while Sakura just face-faulted. "You better toss that picture out," he growled menacingly.

"hehe sorryBYE!" grabbing Kin by the wrist, Tenten dashed out the door.

"Your friends are annoying," he told Sakura.

"They're special, I know." Sakura dead-panned.

"Naruto, you moron! What did you do!?" Kaiya shrieked, coughing as she attempted to wave away the smoke.

"Didn't you put the temperature on 415 degrees?!!" chouji demanded.

Naruto blinked. "Ohhh! 415? I thought you said 715! haha!"

Kaiya and Chouji hung their heads low, both sharing the same thought, "Why did I get stuck with him?!"

Shizune picked up the fire extinguisher and put out the fire. "Naruto! This isn't science class!" she scolded. "You're not supposed to blow things up! How many times have I told you to READ THE INSTRUCTIONS?!"

"Heheh, sorry about that 'Nee-chan." He apologized, scratching the back of his head.

She just shook her head before wlaking away from the group.

"Look at our cookies!" Chouji cried as he held up a burnt cookie. "This is your fault, Naruto!" he snapped, throwing the cookie at his head.

"Owww! Why do people keep hitting my head?!" Naruto hissed as he rubbed his forehead.

"Because you're an idiot," Kaiya answered matter-of-factly.

"oh, thanks."

"NOT ONE OF THESE ARE EDIBLE!" Exclaimed Chouji.

Kaiya patted his back. "See what you've done Naruto? You've traumatized and scarred the poor boy."

Naruto face-faulted. "God forbid that I upset the fat--Mrph!" A hand suddenly clamped over his mouth, shutting him up.

"Do not use that word," Ayame hissed inoto his ear. "Remember what happened last time?"

Seeing the sudden fire in Chouji's eyes, Naruto shuddered at the memory. He went home with so many bruises that his father thought he was a burglar and kicked him out.

"What was that?!" Chouji demanded, eyes twitching.

"N-nothing!" Naruto laughed nervously, holding his hands up in defense.

Once he went back to sobbing over the cookies, naruto and Ayame sighed in relief. "That was close..."

"Good daaaaaay, kiddies!" Reiko sang as she skipped into the classroom.

"Why is she so happy today?" Naruto asked wearily.

Sai shrugged. "Maybe she got laid."

"Sai!" Kaiya hissed, smacking him upside the head.

"What?!" Sai complained, "I'm happy after I get--"

"We really don't need to hear this," Temari said, clamping her hand over Sai's mouth.

"I have great newwsss!!!" Reiko sang, ignoring Sai.

"Please let it be that she's retiring!" Natsu thought desperately.

"You kiddies are gonna have to spend the weekend at your partner's house!" she continued.

"NOOOOOO!" Haku screeched, falling to the ground an curling into a fetal position.

"This assignment is to show you that parenting is a 24-hour job!" Reiko exclaimed energetically.

Neji timidly raised his hand, "What happens if your uncle doesn't allow you to bring girls into the house unless the two of you are constantly in his sight, and she leaves after 6 o'clock?"

Reiko blinked, "Do it at your partner's house?" she offered.

"B-b-b-but I don't wanna spend the weekend with fleabag!" Natsu cried childishly.

"Well when I was your age...I never wanted to be a teacher... and look at me now!" Reiko replied. She pasued and then blinked, "Actually.. I still don't want to be a teacher." she admitted sheepishly.

The class merely sweatdropped.

"We're doing it at your house." Kaiya declared.

Sasuke glared, "It's your turn to have it at your house."

"Well too bad. I'm not spending a weekend with you and my parents fawning over us."

"Well I don't want to spend the weekend with you and my brother's friends!"

"I don't want to spend the weekend with you period!!"

"Feeling's mutual!!"

"Good! But we're still going to your house!"

A vein pulsed in Sasuke's forehead, "FINE!" he shouted irratibly.

---

Kiba glanced over at the hyperactive Natsu sweatdropping, "A whole weekend with HER?" he complained inwardly.

Natsu bounched in her seat, "We're going to your house, right?" she asked.

Kiba nodded.

"YAY!" natsu exclaimed, glad to be able to spend a weekend with Kiba's dog, Akamaru.

---

Sakura sighed, "Great...a weekend of silence..." she thought glumly.

Gaara was busy holding the baby, "I love babies!" he thought happily.

---

"We are NOT spending the weekend at your house!" Shikamaru exclaimed.

"My brother's aren't that bad..." Temari sweatdropped, "Besides, Gaara's spending the weekend at Sakura's house."

"But Kankurou's still at your house..." Shikamaru complained.

Temari grinned wickedly, "Is Nara Shikamaru afraid?" she weedled.

Shikamaru sweatdropped, "Yes, because I'm too young to be castrated."

Temari sighed, "Fiiiine...we'll spend the weekend at your house... wimp."

"It's better to be a wimp than to be de-masculated..." Shikamaru thought sullenly.

---

Hinata poked her fingers together while looking at Naruto, "N-Naruto-kun.. Can we d-do the project a-at your house this w-weekend?" She stuttered. "M-my father doesn't allow me to bring boys home..." she siad, looking embarassed.

"Oh yeah! Hinata's dad is Neji's uncle!" Naruto recalled. "Sure thing, Hinata!" the blonde reassured, grinning broadly.

"I think I've come to hate Rei-sensei..." Haku thought glumly as he rang the doorbell to Lee's house the next day. He was carrying his sleeping bag in one hand, and his bag full of wigs and hair growth products in the other.

"Haku-saaan!" Lee sang as he opened the door.

"If I run away now, I can move to China and he'll never be able to find me!" Haku thought. But before he could run away, Lee dragged the poor boy into the house. Alas, the clutches of youth were too youthful for Haku.

"Go away, Itachi!" Sasuke growled, dragging Kaiya into the Uchiha mansion.

Itachi merely chuckled and continued following the pair.

"Looks like Rei-sensei gave you guys the weekend assignment, yeah?" Deidara commented, falling into the procession.

"Yeah..." Kaiya said, her infamous Cloud of Gloom appearing over her head.

A lightbulb appeared over Sasuke's head as he smirked wickedly and turned to face Itachi, "Didn't you get paired with Kisame?"

Deidara giggled at the memory while Itachi sweatdropped, "They ran out of girls, ok?" He defended.

"Suuureeee..." Sasuke sang.

Itachi hmph'd, his face clearly reading 'My very gaze will smite thee and then I will kill you slowly and relish every moment, laughing insanely before I cart myself off to the mental hospital for long term treatment of my new found homicidal insanity' as he glared down at his younger brother. "At least I don't have hair that looks like a cockatoo's."

"It does not look like a cockatoo!" Sasuke growled as he glared up at his brother with a look that either said, 'I'm going to tie you to a wall and use you for target practice with rotton peaches' with a touch of 'I'm going to get a laser pen and permanently blind you' or a mix of 'You're going to be a permanent soprano when I'm done with this croquet mallet' and 'CENSORED'.

From his spot on the floor, Deidara offered Kaiya some popcorn as they observed the scene.

---

"Gaara-san...Tsunade-sama...Tsunade-sama...my silent project partner..." Sakura explained, introducing the two to each other.

Tsunade nodded, grinning to herself, "Sakura's so good with boys!" she inwardly praised.

Gaara just stared, his eyebrow twitching slightly, "She didn't tell me she was staying with the vice principle..."

---

"Where're you going?" Kankurou questioned his sister as she prepared to walk out the door.

"To my project partner's house." Temari replied cheerfully.

"For how long?"

"The weekend."

"No! I forbid you!" Kankurou replied in a commanding tone.

Temari sweatdropped before walking out the door with a wave, "See you Mondaaaayyy!" she sang.

Kankurou grumbled and stalked into his room where he began making a voo doo doll of Shikamaru.

---

"KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-BAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!"

Despite the screeching at his front door, The Inazuka merely rolled over onto his side and clamped his pillow over his head. "NOOOOO! She even manages to haunt me in my sleep!!!!"

"KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-BAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!"

"God dammit Kiba, will you just get the damn door?!" Tsume hissed.

Rolling out of bed due to the fear of what his mother would do to him, Kiba groaned as his limbs became entangled with the sheets.

"KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-BAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!"

"KIBA GO ANSWER THE GOD DAMN DOOR!"

Shrieking at Tsume's sudden outburst, he scrambled to his feet and rushed to the door. Natsu's mouth was wide open, ready to yell. She suddenly grinned. "Finally! I thought I got the wrong house for a second!"

"Natsu... why are you here at seven in the MORNING?!" Kiba dead-panned.

She blinked, "It's seven? My clock said it was eleven when I left...Oh! I forgot to change the time back after my trip to America over the summer!" she sweatdropped.

"So you've been waking up four hours early since July."

"Thaaat would explain why nobody's ever at school when I get there!"

He face-faulted. "You have got to be kidding me."

---

"...Really Ino, I don't think we have to feed the baby REAL food..."

"just because you don't wanna share your food!" the blonde retorted as she shoved a spoonful of peas into the plastic mouth. She wagged the spoon in Chouji's face scoldingly. "We have to treat Hitomi as though she's a real baby, and a REAL baby requires REAL food! DO NOT STARVE OUR CHILD, AKIMICHI CHOUJI!"

Chouza and Fujiko sweatdropped as their son nodded and cowered in fear. "She's taking this a little too seriously," Chouza whispered.

"But that's what'll make her a great mother!" Fujiko gushed.

"CHOUJI! Stop stealing Hitami's food!" Ino hissed as she slapped the boy's hand away from the plate.

"But that's the last piece of steak," Chouji whined. "She doesn't need meat!"

"Our child will not be a skinny little twig just because YOU want the last piece of steak!"

"Ino!"

"No!"

"Evvvvilllllllllll!" Chouji cried inwardly as Ino shoved the steak into the doll's face.

AN: Poor Chouji xD Am I the only one that notices how our chapters always end up with the pain of a character? xDDD -disappears in poof of smoke-