Disclaimer: I don't own POTF, so I have absolutely no responsibility to control Phil Diffy's sister.

Fair Warning to anyone at Disney who canceled Pim of the Future:

Pim's self-centered, miffed--and she has 115 years to scheme and impliment her revenge. Save yourself by thinking POTF--The Movie. It will net you a promotion, a giant cookie, and it's the financially responsible action to take just considering how your health insurance premiums alone are going to skyrocket once Pim gets hold of you if you don't.

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Priority thanks to Princessbm for her feedback: This was originally written out completely before the first chapter was published, nine chapters in length and, I thought, tight and polished. I immensely prefer the evolved product we're seeing before us now. You have both my now humbled gratitude and that of critics everywhere.

As of January 24, 2007, and 9 chapters: 1036 hits and 17 reviews. Same warm feeling as hot grilled cheese sandwiches on a cold rainy day. Thank you all.

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Phil,

I don't remember that last time I was happier, except with YOU, of course. Owen's been taking up a lot of my thoughts these days, even when I should be paying attention in class. I think that I'm a good influence on him. Some might call him immature, and I'd agree, but I think that I can help him grow. I just can't seem to concentrate when I'm around him. We've been spending a lot of time together when I should be studying (I miss doing that with you, too!) and I'm afraid that I'm wearing poor Owen out, especially with the heavy petting we've been doing! I'm going to try and talk Mom into letting him sleep in my room, to rest, of course. Our couch isn't that comfortable.

Your best friend forever,

Keely

P.S. What do you think I should do?

P.P.S. Why would I want to move my stuff out of our locker? It's so convenient, don't you think? You're the best lockermate!

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Keely,

What can I say. Your couch always seemed plenty comfortable to me when we shared it.

Yeah on the immaturity, the you're being a good influence, and to agreeing that it'd be better if you weren't distracted in class—you've worked too hard to throw away all you've accomplished. 'Member what math used to be like?

Owen and growth? That particular combination would have never occurred to me nor most of the civilized world. You've watched enough daytime dramas to know that a lot of women choose the wrong type of guy, convinced that they'll change them, yet they never succeed. They only accomplish getting their hearts broken.

--Phil

WHY DO YOU WANT TO BE WITH OWEN IF I MAKE YOU HAPPIER?

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