Disclaimer: Don't own Naruto...
Summary: Just a bunch of random poems on the Akatsuki. Tenth Akatsuki up, Pein!
Pein's Day Out
Pein is not a social fellow,
nor is he very conversational.
That is probably the reason why,
his day on the town was controversial.
You see it all started,
when he was walking down the hall.
Then suddenly out of nowhere,
he was thrown against a wall.
Then he was flung onto the roof,
and then he flew through the door.
Passed the tall forests and bushes,
and the lake's bottom floor.
He grabbed onto a tree,
but the thing broke clean in half.
He gripped onto a mighty rock,
but that too stood not a chance.
He was drug through the woods,
until he came upon a town.
Where he was thrown against the side of a truck,
which had all its windows down.
He groaned and cursed at his luck,
and tried to pull away.
But as so as he lifted his head,
KABOOM, what a day.
So all he could do was sit there,
with his head stuck to a truck.
And if that wasn't good enough,
his feet were stuck in muck.
Then a little boy came by,
and saw his troubled ways.
So he decided he'd play the hero,
you know, save the day.
So with Pein's permission,
and a quick heroic pose,
the boy pulled with all his might,
from his hair and to his toes.
But no matter how he pulled,
poor Pein would not budge,
and that is when the boy knew,
that they were in deep fudge.
So he went and got the butcher,
the baker and potter too.
He went and got the Plummer,
and the guy that knew kung-fu.
He went down to the orphanage,
and rallied all the kids.
He even got the mayor's dear wife,
and that is what he did.
He gathered all the townsfolk,
to help the poor old Pein.
So they pulled and pushed and yanked,
even as it began to rain.
But no, that Pein was stuck,
like glue to that piece of steel.
The force of it was so unbending,
it hardly seemed that real.
But than from the shadows,
came a woman with blue hair.
She was dressed in black attire,
and her skin was smooth and fair.
She walked up to the long trapped Pein,
and shook her head wearily.
She reached out to where his piercings were,
and gave a yank just barely.
And Pein fell to the ground,
and straight into the mud.
He heard dear Konan give a sigh,
and give the truck a little thud.
Then she gave Pein an annoyed stare,
and a glare as hard as lead.
Then she opened her mouth to speak,
and this is what she said.
"I hope you remember Pein,
that your Piercings are not made of lead.
So make sure you turn the magnetize OFF,
next time you go to bed."
And then she turned away from,
and left him all alone.
But he merely watched as she walked away,
sitting there as still as stone.
But that is the reason why,
to this very day,
he will not wear things made of steel,
and magnetized, to bed in any way.
Author's Note
It's not my favorite, but it has its good points. I guess it's up to you all to decide what you thing of it. Please review…