Day Nine
Me: flamma09!!!! I'm still in the closet with this pervert!!!!!
Jeremy: What?!
Me: And he shrieks like a girl!!!!!! SISTER DEAR!!!!!!
flamma09: Nya shut up!!! I'm trying to sleep here!!! (back to sleep) (mumbling while sleeping) Nng... Taang... last night... big stereos... plasma TV... (snores)... tieing heads... more Taang... Thousand Miles... Taang based dreams... coming true...
TLC: Tokka...
flamma09: (to TLC) Cheer for Taang, dunderheads... Taang... taang... taang... not Tokka... I hate Kataang... no Kataang...
And I don't want the world to see me
Cuz I don't think that they'd understand
When everything's made to be broken
I just want you to know who I am -Iris by Goo Goo Dolls
flamma09: (wakes up suddenly) AAAH!!!! I'm awake and alive!!!!! KATAANG!!!!! GET IT OUT OF MY HEAD!!!!!!!! (wakes up the TLC) What happened last night?
Taang Lover 16: You know... Thousand Miles... Taang based dreams coming true... Vanessa Carlton??
flamma09: Oh yeah. Time to wake up the housemates... (puts in a CD)
I've become so numb - Numb by Linkin Park
flamma09: WHA!!! WRONG CD!!!!!
Sokka: My leg is numb...
flamma09: (puts another CD)
What I've Done
I'll face myself- What I've Done by Linkin Park
flamma09: AAAHH!!!! Still wrong CD!!! I think the CD's here are all Linkin Park. (picks a CD and puts it)
We'll carry on, We'll carry on
And though you're all dead and gone believe me- Welcome to The Black Parade by MCR
flamma09: Another wrong CD!!!!
Me: Now will you let me out...?
flamma09: Nope, I promise I'll wake up the housemates as quietly as possible...
In a Land of Make Believe
That don't believe in me- Jesus of Subrbia of Green Day
flamma09: Another wrong CD!!!!
Me: Now will you please let me out?
flamma09: No... (puts on another CD)
This ain't a scene, -This Ain't A Scene by Fall Out Boy
flamma09: GET THE CD OUT BEFORE IT SAYS A BAD WORD!!!! (takes the CD out) I hate this day...
Jeremy: Is it me or are we going rock today?
Me: Must be you... (sniffs) and your smell... are you wearing Axe?!
Jeremy: (turns red) I AM NOT!!!!
flamma09: There we go! (puts in a CD)
When you go
Would you even turn to say
"I don't love you
Like I did
Yesterday"- I Don't Love You by MCR
flamma09: Aw not again!!!! (puts out CD and looks at the CD rack sternly) I hate you... (points at them) I'll get from my CD collection... (takes out a box with "flamma09's CD collection" sign on it) Let's see... rock, rock, rock, rock, rock... nah... rock, rock, rock, rock. I'll just get from my old collection. Rock, rock, rock. Man, don't I have anything but rock?!! No wonder they call me goth. I'll just download... (leaves)
1.05 seconds later...
flamma09: I'm done downloading!!!!! (waves USB disk in the air) (puts USB disk in)
Here I am
Once Again,
I'm torn into pieces... -Behind These Hazel Eyes by Kelly Clarckson
flamma09: That's better, though it is kinda rock...
Toph: Uuung... what happened last night? (spots Aang at the other side of the tent and wakes him up) Hey Aang...?
Aang: Ung... flying boars...
Toph: Aang, wake up. What happened last night? I couldn't feel clearly back then.
Aang: Last thing I remembered we were... uh...
Toph: We were what, twinkle toes??!!! What?!! What??!!! Huh??!!! HUH??!!! (poking his nose furiously)
Aang: You're hurting my nose...
Toph: Just spill it!!!
Aang: We were... (liquid starts running under Aang)
Toph: What was that? Why is everything so wet??
Aang: That was my glass of water, sorry. Where was I? We were...
Toph: JUST SPILL IT!!!!!
Aang: Okay, we were-- (takes heavy breaths and Sokka enters and slaps Aang on the back and leaves) WEWEREKISSINGATTHECONFESSIONROOMLASTNIGHT!!!!!
Toph: (short silence)AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! You're joking right?
Aang: (shakes head slowly)
Toph: (face turns to a scowl) YOU KISSED ME?!!!!!!MAN I HATE YOU TWINKLE TOES!!!!!!
Aang: Actually, at first, they tied our heads together, then this music turns on from out of the blue and then you said--- here comes the fluffy part I better not tell. Probably, you remember it by now?
Toph:(starts getting angrier by the millisecond)
Aang: I'm in big trouble, right?
Toph: Big time.
Aang: Should I run?
Toph: Oh yeah!
Aang: Then now I think I should...RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Toph: (starts chasing Aang) GET BACK HERE YOU PERVERT!!!!!!!!!!
Aang:(runs toward the Studio) GUYS HELP ME!!!!! TO-- (flamma09 jumps from the staircase and freezes in the air and looks at Aang while I was about to take another bite from my pretzel) --so that's what you people look like...
illumnity06: (comes in with saskk and Terasu and holding a pretzel. She drops the pretzel and stares at Aang) Y-y-y... you're bald!!!!!
Aang: saskk's a girl?!!!! I thought she was a boy!!!
flamma09: Okay... we all know now that saskk's a girl...
Aang: Wait, everybody's a girl??!!!! ALL THE HOSTS ARE...G-G-G-GIRLS???!!!!!!! (stands in shock)
Me: Well, except for that fanboy of mine which weirdly happens to be my best friend and Homer Simpson...
Aang: You (points to flamma09 who is still in the air) Are you an airbender?
flamma09: Why'd you asked? (Aang points to the ground and flamma09 looks down at the ground) Uh-oh. (crashes onto the ground) Ow...
Me: You've been having a bad day lately... I like it...
Aang: I CAN'T WAIT TO TELL EVERYBODY!!!!!!
Me: (stands up lazily and starts a chainsaw) Tell everybody and you're dead. For real...
Aang: (gulps)
Me: Actually, I think I may be brutal... (throws away chainsaw as Aang looks relieved while everybody stares at shock)
flamma09: (chainsaw cuts three fourths of the pretzel that was about to be eaten by her) My pretzel!!
Me: (cracks knuckles and twirls head around, making crackling sounds) But no one says that I can too brutal, or more than brutal... (smirks evilly at Aang) so, I'm deciding to take you in my own bare hands if you're going to tell everybody!!!
Aang: I'll shut up... now... Toph's--
Me: In the closet... (points to the closet while Aang runs to it)
flamma09: I can't believe you just did something that's out of your nature... helping people...
Toph: (barges in) WHE---
Me: In the closet (points to the same closet that Aang is hiding in while Toph runs to the closet)
flamma09: Or maybe not... I'll get my pretzel... (goes back to the table and sees Terasu eating it) MY PRETZEL!!!!!!
Me: Who's out of nature now? (goes lazily to the business table, sits, puts feet on the table and gets mic) (cracks knuckles) Let's do some torturing...
flamma09: Uh... Toph's beating the heck out of Aang. Don't you think we should stop them?
Me: No. I bet they're making out or something...
flamma09: How should you know? Let's make a bet, you owe me fifteen dollars when I open the door and sees them not making out. I'll owe you fifteen dollars, though I don't have any, (counts pocket money), wait I have, I owe fifteen dollars when I open the door and see what maybe I could see.
Me: (lazily) Just check...
flamma09: (opens door and sees them) HWOWMYGOSH!!!!!!! (closes quickly) (faints and raises arm to reveal fifteen dollars)
Me: I'll be taking that!!! (swipes money) Five, ten, hundred, hundred fifteen dollars!!! Enough to buy that new--- never mind...
flamma09: HWHAT!!!!!
Me: You're just getting unluckier and unluckier by the second... ZUTARA TORTURE TIME!!!!!!!!
Zuko: I am not changing his diapers!!!!
Katara: Oh yeah!!! I changed it last time so change it now!!!!
Zuko: Who's gonna make me??!!!
Me: Zuko... please go to the Confession Room...
Zuko: (sighs happily) Saved by the bell...
Me: ...with Katara.
Zuko and Katara: WHAT???!!!!!!
Me: Don't like to? Well, I'm not gonna make ya!!
Zuko and Katara: You won't?
Me: Of course I won't... but they will. ZUTARIANS!!!!! SEIZE THEM!!!!!!
Zuko and Katara: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (is about to run but instead bumps each other and knocks them both out)
Me: Okay, bring them in... (Zutarians drag them both away)
flamma09: How do you control the Zutarians?
Me: I guess that's in me... (shrugs off lazily)
flamma09: I hate you...
Me: You know you should.
Katara: (wakes up to see Zuko tied to her) WHAT THE---?!!!! I'M TIED UP TO YOU????!!!!
Zuko: YOU'RE TIED UP TO ME???!!!!!!
Katara: Okay, we better stop doing that...
Me: I guess you've been taking care of Yuan... I just wish Toph and Aang would too.
Zuko: The blind girl and the Avatar has a child?!!!!
Me: Why would I be telling you that when I know they have one??
Katara: I'm sorry about Zuko here, can you set us free now?
Me: Nope.
Katara: AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! You're joking right?
Me: I wish I was but I'm not.
Toph: (barges out of the closet) SHE'S NOT LYING!!!!!! (goes back in)
Me: Well, that was awkward...
Katara: What's Toph doing in the studio closet?
Me: You don't wanna know... besides it's a long one...
Katara: Please... (puppy dog pouts)
Me: I wish I could tell you that I'm perfectly falling for it but two statements... one, I'm immune to it and two... I'M A GIRL!!!!!
Katara: Oh, thought you were a guy...
Me: (flames with anger and starts firebending)
flamma09: Sister dear...
Me: (deep and scary voice) Get away...
flamma09: (backs away slowly) (gulps) Here she comes... (covers eyes) She's gonna take her anger out on me... I better defend myself!!!! (starts doing gestures of earthbending but nothing happens) Oh yeah, right, I'm not a earthbender... (gets burned) Ow, what'd you do that for?! (starts to get raging mad by the millisecond and starts to earthbend)
Me: (snaps out) What'd you do that for?!! (starts to get even more raging mad and starts to bend all four elements)
flamma09: (backs away) Uh-oh. Y-you do know you're destroying the place...
Toph and Aang: (gets out of the closet in the middle of the fight)
Aang: WHAT??!!!! SHE CAN BEND ALL FOUR ELEMENTS WHILE I CAN ONLY BEND THREE??!!!!!!
Me: (snaps out and looks at flamma09 who is now severely burned) Uuh... (passes out)
Jeremy: SHE PASSED AWAY!!!!!!
illumnity06: No you dunderhead!!!! She passed out not passed away...
Jeremy: (while illumnity06 is blabbering, he already takes me only to the hospital)
illumnity06: YOU FORGOT SOMEONE!!!!!
Jeremy: (doesn't listen)
flamma09: (starts to wake up)
Toph: Oh no, she's gaining back her consciousness, we better get out... (grabs Aang's hand)
Aang: Toph, y-you're holding my hand...
Toph: Why, you want to push your way out?!!!
Aang: Fine... (follows Toph)
Due to some medical and mental problems of the host and co-hosts, we will be cutting the show for now... so stay in the next chapter...
Homer: (from the bathroom) Can somebody please get me out...
Zuko: Can somebody please untie us?
Katara: Face it, we're stuck...
Zuko: (whimpers)