After the hard training, the four warriors walking down exhausted the hallway student barracks when they overhear Tigress singing. They stop outside Po's door.
Inside the room...
Tigress: *holds Po in her arms and sings a lullaby*
Twinkle, twinkle, little star,
How I wonder what you are!
Up above the world so high,
Like a diamond in the sky.
When the blazing sun is gone,
When he nothing shines upon,
Then you show your little light,
Twinkle, twinkle, all the night.
Po: *smiles at her and closes slowly his eyes* Ma!
Tigress: *continues to sing and looks into his eyes*
Then the traveler in the dark
Thanks you for your tiny sparks;
He could not see which way to go,
If you did not twinkle so.
In the dark blue sky you keep,
And often through my curtains peep,
For you never shut your eye
Till the sun is in the sky.
Outside the room the four warriors listen relaxed her singing.
Monkey: *breaks the silence* I never thought, that Tigress can sing. I thought, that female warrior are heartless, merciless, serious and... *notices that Viper stares at him with a straight face* Oh, no! That's not... I mean... *sighs* Go ahead. *stands still and lets Viper slap him across the face with her tail* Yes, I deserve it! *whispers* Women.
Viper: *slaps him again* I can do it again if you say something against the woman. Want to say something?
Monkey: *replies* Yes, I have to say something to you!
Viper: *gets ready to slap him again* And what is it?
Monkey: *proudly lifts his head* I have nothing to say to you!
Viper: *smirks darkly* Good, Monkey. Good boy. Now let us listen Tigress singing. *crawls closer to him and scowls* Or I'll castrate you!
Monkey blanches with fear. Mantis looks shocked at her. Crane's beak drops.
Viper: *grins* What? It's like Monkey said. Female warrior are heartless, merciless, serious and... *looks at Monkey* What you wanted to say, Monkey?
Monkey still frozen. He opens his mouth and closes it again, without saying anything.
Viper: *fondles his head* Very good, Monkey. You can do it if you want it. *smiles sweetly at Mantis and Crane* And now let us listen Tigress's lullaby, OK! *looks serious at them* Or do you want to say something?
Mantis and Crane: *in panic* No, no, no! We have nothing to say. *smile nervously and hug Monkey, who is still frozen* See, we are quiet!
Viper: *smiles* Awww, you guys are so sweet. *yells at them* AND NOW SHUT UP! *relaxes and listens*
In Po's room...
Tigress: *sings*
As your bright and tiny spark
Lights the traveler in the dark,
Though I know not what you are,
Twinkle, twinkle, little star.
Po yawns and falls asleep.
Tigress: *lays him on the bed and covers him* Good night, Po. *turns to the door, sees the shadows of the four warrior on the wall and face palms* I can't believe it. *chuckles* Viper, Mantis, Crane, Monkey you can come in.
The four warrior enter the room and smiles at her.
Viper: It was beautiful, sweetie. *turns to the others* Right, boys?
Mantis: *smiles* Yes, it was excellent.
Crane: It was breathtaking.
Tigress: *smiles* Thank you, guys. *looks worried at Monkey* Are you alright, Monkey?
Monkey: *still frozen, but is able to answer* I'm afraid to say anything.
Tigress: *confused* Why?
Monkey: *speaks like a zombie* If I say something wrong, then I'll lose my manhood.
Tigress: *more confused* Whaaaaaaaaaaat?
Viper: *smiles nervously* Don't listen to him, Tigress. He's just joking. *turns with an angry face to Monkey* I'm right, Monkey?
Monkey: *to Tigress* Viper said that she will castrate me.
Tigress: *looks in shock* What?
Viper: *proudly* I don't mean it seriously. It was just a joke.
Monkey: *yells at her* You meant it seriously and it was not funny.
Viper: *yells back* Oh, yeah? Your jokes are also not the funniest.
Tigress: *whispers to them* Emh... Guys?
Monkey and Viper ignore her.
Monkey: *growls* My jokes are the best in this village and everyone laugh at them.
Viper: *hisses at him* They don't laugh at your jokes, but about you.
Tigress: *stands up still whispering* Guys?
Monkey ad Viper ignore her again and continue to yell at each other.
Tigress: *growls, walks to them and grabs them both by the neck* Now, listen very well, you two. If you will wake up Po, then I will kill you, doesn't matter if I will get into jail. *unsheathes her claws* Are we clear?
Viper: *strangled* Yes, it's clear. It's so clear, Tigress!
Tigress: *releases her and glares at Monkey* Are we clear, Monkey?
Monkey: *just unimpressed and whispers* I have told the truth about female warrior. They are really heartless, merciless, serious and... *thinks* ...selfish.
Tigress: *growls, she loses her temper and raises her fist* Oh, that's it!
Monkey crouches a little, but is suddenly saved by Po, who starts to cry.
Tigress: *turns to Po* Oh no. *rushes and picks him up* Ssssh, Po. It's alright.
Po: *cuddles up to her* Ma!
Monkey: *relieved* Uff, thank you, Po.
Tigress: *glares at him* We will talk later, Monkey. And don't forget. NO MERCY.
Monkey gulps in fear.
Tigress: *yells* And now get out you all. Po need his sleep.
The four warrior run in panic out and close the door. Everyone get to their room, as suddenly...
Viper: *whispers* Monkey?
Monkey: *his room is next to hers and he whispers back* What?
Viper: *whispers* You will pay for your words. You will be a dead warrior tomorrow.
Monkey: *whispers back to her* Only after you, Viper.
Viper: *hisses* I hate you.
Monkey: *relaxed* I despise you.
Viper: *whispers* You pig!
Monkey: *whispers* You snake!
Viper: *rolls the eyes* I'm a snake, you idiot.
Mantis and Crane: *growl and yell* Good night, guys.
All in the barrack extinguish the candles and fall asleep.