Gohan Goes to Hogwarts
Part 10
The meeting with PPFDADAH
By: Lavander Blues
Disclaimer: What you recognize, I don't own. (Well duh!)
A/N:
Gohan walked into the Great Hall about two weeks later for lunch. IT was a Saturday afternoon, and he was bored out of his mind. His friends were all busy that afternoon. Amanda Martin had a cult meeting with the Slytherins, Trysta Malfoy was with her because her brother was a Slytherin even though she didn't want to. Olivia Granger was with her sister, helping her studying in the library and Polaris Black with off with her Ravenclaw friend, Brad Lupin, serving a detention with Professor McGonnagall for blowing up all the bathrooms in the school, though Professor Dumbledore found it highly amusing. But Professor Snape did not, he was in the bathroom at the time, though we don't know why, because he's not even in the school at the time. Gohan didn't know what to do. So he decided to take a walk on the grounds.
***Meanwhile, elsewhere at a Meeting with all the previous DADA teachers***
P. Shuu: Okay, so can you tell me again why I had to come here?
Shuu was seated at the head of a long table with DADA teachers seated all around him. Professor Lupin and Lockhart sat closest to him, then some guy in a wheel chair who looked slightly deranged, and was drooling. He was Professor "Moody." Or his real name was Barty Crouch the II. Next to Professor Lupin was a little ashes holding thingy (A/N: I can't remember what they're called) with the name Quirrel written across it in fancy writing sitting on top of many many books. The rest around the table aged from 50 to 1000. Okay, maybe some were coffins and more jars of ashes with various names labeled on them.
P. Lupin: You have come here because we have to tell you the way most of the other teachers left/died etc.
Shuu: Died?
Lupin: Yes, died.
Lockhart: The last four left all because of Harry Potter.
Lupin: Not true.
Lockhart: Except for him. He left because Professor Snape spilled his secret about being a werewolf.
Lupin: *giving Lockhart the evil eye* Anyway, the first DADA teacher in Harry's years left because…
***Two hours later***
Lupin: And all the teachers in my year left because of… well, my friends and I.
Shuu: Okay, let me get this straight… all the teachers' prior to me left/died because of some nosey, mischief making Gryffindor's.
Lupin: Yup.
Shuu: Oh, I'm gonna love this job.
Lupin: Oh, you will.
Shuu: Can I go now?
Lupin: No, we still have more to discuss, like what the students did last year, and what they should be doing this year… what they have experience in.
Shuu: Two more hours to go…
***Meanwhile at Hogwarts***
Polly: Now?
Brad: No, we might get caught.
Polly: Now?
Brad: No, we're not hidden enough.
Polly: Now?
Brad: Will you shut up!
Polly: Sorry…
Gohan: What are you guys doing?
Polly and Brad: AHHHHHHHHHH!
Polly and Brad we're about to fling dung bombs at a certain cult of Slytherin fifth years, when Gohan snuck up behind them. The group turned to see who screamed, but luckily, Brad and Polly had concealed themselves in a group of bushes. The two breathed heavily for a few moments before regaining their composure.
Gohan: So, what are you guys doing?
Polly: You almost gave me a heart attack, Gohan.
Brad: Now I know what it feels like to be my uncle under great amounts of stress.
Brad was clutching where his heart would be, still breathing deeply.
Gohan: Sorry. Are you guys gonna throw those things at the Slytherins. *points at the dung bombs.*
Polly: Yes. Would you like to help?
Gohan: Ummm… sure, I guess.
Brad: Goodie, we have another partner in crime! Now we only need one more person to join our group and we could be the greatest troublemakers of all time!!
Gohan: And that would be a good thing why?
Polly: You don't understand… you see I have this father… he was once a great troublemaker…
Brad: Yes, and I had this uncle… he was also a great troublemaker with her father…
Polly: And then there were two other people whom I've never heard of.
Brad: That would be Harry's father and some little traitor dude.
Polly: Oh, yeah… them! Okay, yeah, so there was his uncle, my father, Harry's father and some little traitor dude. They played the best pranks in the school and were best friends for. Like, ever and ever.
Brad: But then Harry's dad died, the traitor dude double-crossed them, her father ended up in Azkaban and my uncle just went on living.
Polly: And so you see… we have to live up to my father and his uncle's troublemaker lifestyle, because, well, it's in our nature.
Gohan: Okay, that makes no sense at all. Why didn't you just try and recruit Harry?
Polly: Because him and his friends are already pretty bad troublemakers, going and getting in tufts with You-Know-Who all the time.
Gohan: Okay… so, you want me to join your troublemaker group.
Polly: Yes, now grab a dung bomb and throw it at Draco Malfoy.
Gohan did as Polly told him. He picked a dung bomb up and chucked it right at the back of Malfoy's head, where it hit dead center and sprayed him with foul-smelling liquid. Draco turned around and stared at the bushes, whispered to his cronies. The cronies walked over to the bushes to look in. Polly and Brad both grabbed a dung bomb and flung them in the cronies' faces.
Cronies: ARRGGGG!
Polly: Run for it!
The three first years got up and started running for their dear lives, but the cronies were too fast for them. Gohan suddenly got an idea, he jumped up and started flying, and grabbed Polly and Brad. Polly, who just happened to have picked up the dung bombs started flinging them left right and center at the group of Slytherins.
Brad: Turn around Gohan, we have to finish off the rest of them!
Gohan turned back, stopped over the group of Slytherins and let Polly and Brad fling the dung bombs into the crowd.
***Once again at the PPFDADAH meeting***
Lupin: Well… the fifth years… *looks out the window*… the fifth years… have… been… Oh my God, is that Polly and Brad? I'll be right back.
Everyone got up after Lupin left to stare out the window… well, everyone who could.
***And back outside***
Draco: Why you little brats! Get down here!
Gohan: No! *makes a Japanese insult with his face ;oP*
Brad: Gohan, what kind of face is that.
Gohan: A very insulting Japanese one.
Brad: Okay.
Polly: Aww. Were all out of dung bombs.
Lupin: Brad Lupin!!
Brad: Oh, I'm a dead boy now…
Lupin: Get your butt down here this instant.
Draco: Yeah! So I can KICK IT!
Gohan: Maybe we should get down now.
Brad: *moaning* I'm a dead dead boy.
Polly: hehehe… can't wait 'til my dad gets wind of this!
Gohan floated, or whatever you want to call it, back to earth and let go of Polly and Brad. Ex-Professor Lupin walked over to them.
Lupin: What on earth were you thinking!
Brad: That bombing Slytherin's was entirely Polly's idea.
Polly: Oh, I'm so sure!
Brad: See… she's admitting to it.
Gohan: I should go in the school now…
Lupin: Oh, no you don't. The three of you are going to see Professor McGonnagall.
Brad: Oh no.
Gohan: Ohhh no…
Polly: Oh yes, my first detention all ready.
Lupin: Oh geese, you are just like Sirius.
Polly: Woohoo… I'm gonna get a detention, I'm gonna get a detention. *sings happily while dancing*
Gohan: That god my mother isn't here, or she would kill me.
Polly: detention… detention… woohhoooo!!!!
Brad: Shut up Polly.
Lupin directed the kids to Professor McGonnagall office, where they all got a detention. Lupin then left and went back to the PPFDADAH meeting. He sat back down in his chair and started speaking again.
Lupin: As I was saying…
***At the end of the Meeting… a.k.a. Sometime after midnight***
Shuu: So, all I have to do is teach them this.
Lupin: Yes.
Shuu: that's it.
Lupin: Yes.
Shuu: Okay… can I leave now and go to bed?
Lupin: Yes.
Shuu: Thank you!
Shuu left along with the living teachers and went to sleep. The rest of the caskets/urns stayed in the room they used until Mr. Filch came and cleaned them up.
***The end of this part***
A/N: Okay, so that is the end of that part… yes, I know, It's is kinda boring near the end, but I am sorta brain dead on ideas at the moment. Please R/R thanks.