SM- Jim.
SM- JIM.
JM- Yes Sebbie darling?
SM- Where the hell are my clothes?
JM- Clothes?
SM- Yes Jim, all my clothes have gone. Vanished.
JM- Where?
SM- You tell me Jim.
JM- Oh Sebbie , what makes you think I took your clothes?
SM- The note saying "Hey Sebbie, I've stolen your clothes, love Jim"
JM- Oh, that would give me away.
SM- Why did you take them?
JM- Sherlock looked like he was running out of clean clothes, I felt like I should help, mainly because I was the one who stopped his alias' bank accounts.
SM- So you thought you'd give him mine?
JM-Yeah, I thought it would be a nice gesture. Shame he didn't like you're style.
SM- So where are my clothes now?
JM- Oh he burnt them. They were a bit big.
SM- Jim! Ok I'm going to have some breakfast and calm down.
JM- Ok Sebbie.
SM- Jim.
SM-JIM.
SM- Where the heck is my wardrobe?
SM- JIM, I woke up to find my clothes gone, and now I come back to my room, five minutes later, to find my whole wardrobe missing!
SM- Jim reply to me now!
THREE HOURS LATER.
JM- Sebbie I need you.
SM- When and where.
JM- Vauxhall Arches back end. As soon as you can. And bring a gun.
SM- I'll be there in ten, hold on.
TEN MINS LATER.
SM- I'm here where is the threat?
JM- What threat?
SM- The one you told me to bring a gun to eliminate.
JM- Oh I only told you to bring the gun to make you hurry up. From the building you're on look through the south side window, second from the end.
SM-…
JM- What do you see?
SM- I see you prancing around a wardrobe.
JM- Yes…
SM- Hey! That's my wardrobe!
JM- YAY! And look!
SM- My clothes! You said Holmes burnt them!
JM- Yes, well they are not the exact clothes you had, but I most of yours were hard to recognise while in smouldering ash form, I did my best to replace them.
SM- Oh.
JM- Not even a thank you?
SM- Considering it was you who gave them away in the first place…
JM- You know you love me Sebbie.
SM- Duck, now.
JM- Whoops didn't see him there, looks like one of Sherlock's men.
SM- Not even a thank you?
JM- Thank you for saving my life, I'll leave you to carry the wardrobe home.
A/N- Thank you soooooooooooooooooooooo much for the reviews of the last chapter, you guys are so nice, I only hope I can continue to make you laugh.
IDOSH