JLU IM: Truth, Justice, and IMing
By Serena
A/N: So sorry I haven't updated this in ages, guys. My muse has been absent lately. I'm thinking of firing her and getting a new one.
LIST OF CHARACTERS (in this chapter)
FastIsHot: Flash
ImmortalBatmanLVR: Wonder Woman (Diana)
KnightInDarkArmor: Batman
GoldenGuy: Booster Gold
Red_Angel: Hawkgirl
Green_Marine: Green Lantern
UndiesOnTheOutside: Superman
JLU CHATROOM 1
GoldenGuy has logged in.
Green_Marine has logged in.
GoldenGuy: Yooo, wut iz UPP?
Green_Marine: Oh boy.
Red_Angel has logged in.
GoldenGuy: Hey, Angel babe!
Green_Marine: Oh, you did NOT!
Red_Angel: No, he didn't.
GoldenGuy: Uh... noooooo, I didn't.... CIAO BABE!
GoldenGuy has logged out due to panic.
Green_Marine: ??? What the...
Red_Angel: It's just supposed to say he logged out. That's weird.
KnightInDarkArmor has stealthily logged in.
Red_Angel: ???
Green_Marine:??? Uh...
KnightInDarkArmor: ... If this is someone's idea of a joke, it's not funny.
Green_Marine: Not me.
Red_Angel: Def not me!!
UndiesOnTheOutside has questioningly logged in.
UndiesOnTheOutside: What?!?
KnightInDarkArmor: Good. So it's not just me. Now I won't have to kill Wally.
FastIsHot has speedily logged in.
KnightInDarkArmor: I take it back.
FastIsHot: Whoa! How'd it do that? Cool!!!! :D
Red_Angel: Wait, u didn't do that, Wally?
FastIsHot: Wut? No... kudos to whoever did, tho! AweSUMMM, dude!
UndiesOnTheOutside: Then who did? It must be a genius programmer. Bruce??...
KnightInDarkArmor: You did not just type that.
UndiesOnTheOutside (frightened): Noooo... I didn't... HEY!
FastIsHot (excited): Cool! It's like a mood ring - only on the computer!
KnightInDarkArmor (annoyed: BatLevel2): This is disturbing. What the...*&$%
Red_Angel (amused): LOL!!!
Green_Marine (suspicious): That is kinda creepy. It knows how we're feeling.
ImmortalBatmanLVR has completely and utterly sexily logged in.
FastIsHot (whistling): Hoo boy! Hey, Gorgeous girl!
KnightInDarkArmor (peeved: Batlevel 57): You did NOT just type that.
FastIsHot (scared out of his mind): Nooo... I didn't.
ImmortalBatmanLVR (confused): What is going... wait, how'd it kno Im confused??
Green_Marine: We don't know, Diana. Oh, good, it stopped doing it to me.
Red_Angel (gleeful): Maybe cuz ur mind is blank, John.
Green_Marine (furious): HEY!
UndiesOnTheOutside (surprised): Oh, it's back.
ImmortalBatmanLVR (puzzled, but still gorgeous): I don't understand. What's happening?
FastIsHot (mischievous): We dunno, Di. Wutevr it is, it seems to lurrvee u!
KnightInDarkArmor (really pissed off: Batlevel 165): Wally. Shut up. NOW.
Red_Angel (amused): I'd do wut he says, Wally. After all, ur going after an engaged woman.
UndiesOnTheOutside (SHOCKED!): WHAT!?!?!!
Green_Marine (SHOCKED!): WHAT???
ImmortalBatmanLVR (embarrased/annoyed/still hottest woman on planet): Shay! U weren't supposed to spill the beans yet!
Green_Marine (annoyed): You KNEW, Shay?
Red_Angel (self-satisfied): Chya. Why wouldn't I?
Green_Marine (shocked/irritated):... Dunno. Whoa. But Di, you're engaged?!?!?! To WHO?
FastIsHot (laughing): Wouldn't U like to know, GL?!
UndiesOnTheOutside (puzzled): Di, why wouldn't you tell us?
ImmortalBatmanLVR (shrugging, still sexy): I was waiting to drop the bomb at a better time. Preferably when all of you were together. It would've been fun. I could still do that, tho...
Red_Angel (grinning): Oh, yeah. Do it!! But guys, don't tell anybody.
UndiesOnTheOutside (chagrined): Well, uh, I don't like keeping things from Lois.
KnightInDarkArmor (dryly): This from the man who took years to tell her that you were Superman.
FastIsHot (impressed): Burrrrnnn.... nice, Bats.
ImmortalBatmanLVR (agitated, but still beautiful): Getting off topic here. Speaking of which, I hate the word "wicking."
Red_Angel (confused): Wicking???
KnightInDarkArmor (knowing): Wicking.
Green_Marine (puzzled): Wicking?
UndiesOnTheOutside (lost): Wicking??
ImmortalBatmanLVR (ticked but lovely): CUT IT OUT! I just said I hate that word!!!
FastIsHot (knowing): Hey, isn't that the guy from that chick flick... Pride and Persons? Wicking? The bad guy?
ImmortalBatmanLVR (laughing gorgeously): No, Wally, that's Mr. Wickham from Pride and Prejudice.
UndiesOnTheOutside (suspicious): Wally, how would you know about that?
FastIsHot (mortified): Uh.... my girlfriend made me watch it.
KnightInDarkArmor (omnipotent): Liar.
FastIsHot (lying through his teeth): AM NOT! CRAP! I WISH THAT MOOD THING WOULD CUT IT OUT!!!!
Red_Angel (amused): Wally, you watched Pride and Prejudice? haha...
FastIsHot (embarrassed beyond belief): Shut up! I'm outta here!!
FastIsHot has shamefully logged out.
ImmortalBatmanLVR (grinning, still drop dead gorgeous): Lol!
Green_Marine (completely lost): Uh, well... I'm outta here. Shay, I'm coming over. And one of you had better tell me what is going on. And who exactly are you marrying, Diana?!
ImmortalBatmanLVR (cheekily stunning): A totally sexy, studly, buff, super-uber hott and amaaaazing guy. Did I mention he's the sexiest guy I've ever seen?
Green_Marine (suspicious): Yeah, you did.
UndiesOnTheOutside (very suspicious): Diana... it'd better not be who I think it is.
ImmortalBatmanLVR (innocently divine): I'm sure I have no idea wut ur talking about, Clark.
KnightInDarkArmor (smug): Something got your tights in a twist, Kent?
UndiesOnTheOutside (shocked/furious): I KNEW IT!!!! YOU SMUG (content censored)
Green_Marine (astonished): Whoa, cool it, Clark! You're supposed to be the good guy! You know, the one who never swears?! What's with you? Who do you think is marrying Diana?
Red_Angel (laughing): LOL!!! I know wut his problem is... but you'll just have to get over it, Clark.
ImmortalBatmanLVR (beautifully angry): Clark, chill. I'll marry who I want.
Green_Marine (frustrated): Which is WHO??
UndiesOnTheOutside (furious): I can't believe it!!! How could you, Diana??!
Green_Marine (really frustrated): COULD YOU WHAT?? WHO ARE YOU MARRYING???!
Red_Angel (irritatated): Cut it out, Clark. Di knows wut she's doing. I think...
ImmortalBatmanLVR (sarcastic but hot): Thanks for the vote of confidence, Shay.
Green_Marine (has had it): WILL SOMEONE GIVE ME ANSWERS HERE?!?!
UndiesOnTheOutside (snappish): That's it. JL Founder's Meeting. Conference Room. NOW. Be there.
KnightInDarkArmor (really pissed off: Batlevel 343 (WARNING!)): Bite me, Kent.
Red_Angel (worried): Uh-oh, Clark. U really shouldn't have told Batman wut to do....
UndiesOnTheOutside (sullen): See if I care.
UndiesOnTheOutside has cowardly and sulkily logged out.
Green_Marine (is finished): WHAT IN THE NAME OF OA IS GOING ON HERE?!?!?!?!?!
Red_Angel (soothing): Don't feel bad, John. I'll explain everything 2 u. When I feel like it. Bye Di! Ttyl.
ImmortalBatmanLVR (happy): Bye Shay!
Red_Angel has gracefully logged out.
Green_Marine (going out of his mind): ARGH! THAT'S IT!!! SHAY, YOU'D BETTER TELL ME WHAT IS GOING ON!!
Green_Marine has logged out due to pure frustration.
ImmortalBatmanLVR (questioning and knowingly stunning): Bruce... it was you who programmed in the whole 'mood' thing, wasn't it.
KnightInDarkArmor (smirking): Maybe. Maybe not.
ImmortalBatmanLVR (grinning and gorgeous): Who else could hack into the system and program the moods so every time I write it says something positive about me and my looks?
KnightInDarkArmor (smug): No one.
KnightInDarkArmor (uncertain): How do you like your ring?
ImmortalBatmanLVR (warmly loving): It's gorgeous, Bruce. :) 3
KnightInDarkArmor (hopeful): Want to get some dinner?
ImmortalBatmanLVR (completely in love): Absolutely. Love you.
ImmortalBatmanLVR has stunningly and divinely logged out.
KnightInDarkArmor: Love you, too, Diana.
KnightInDarkArmor has logged out and left the building (stealthily, of course).
Reviews are appreciated. :)
- Serena