Summary: In Lima there was the Fantastic Four: Puck, Finn, Kurt and his cousin Marilynn. Add two guys, vying for one girl. One wins, the other loses. He breaks her heart, she leaves but for reasons unknown. The world goes into rotation known now, Puck and Finn are the school jocks and Kurt? Well he's part of the Glee Club. Marilynn left two years ago and now, she's back. Will everything be the same? PuckxOCxFinn
Chapter Ten: Next Contestant
"Is that your hand on my girlfriend?
Is that your hand?
I wish you'd do it again
I'll watch you leave here limping"
- Nickelback "Next Contestant"
November 18 2006
Marilynn rolled her eyes and sighed before turning around in the school yard. She purposely was avoiding him and his creepy ways. There should be a limit on creepy, but unfortunately he'd pass it. "Just leave me alone will you?"
"Does my obvious smarts and good looks scare you Marilynn? It wouldn't be the first time a beautiful princess like you is intimidated by the charm of Jacob Ben Israel" Jacob wheezed before grabbing his inhaler to cure his asthma. He adjusted his glasses and smiled a crooked smile at Marilynn.
Marilynn dry heaved and coughed "Okay first off, eww. Second, if I have to tell you one more time that I am clearly not into you, I will scream. Do you understand me Ben Israel?" Marilynn exclaimed before turning to walk away.
Jacob ran to jump in front of Marilynn and Marilynn rolled her eyes in disgust. When was he going to get the damn hint?"It's fine if you think your reputation would falter with me, actually it would rise because of destiny to be the hottest guy- no the hottest Jew in Lima"
"Jacob, just please go away. You could be the last Jew alive and you still won't be the hottest. You're far from it; more like close to ice cold and dead" Marilynn hissed "Now move"
"Rumor has it that you have the hots for a Jew and last time I checked, I was the resident Jew here in Lima..." Jacob stated as he started to get closer to Marilynn who started to back up away from Ben Israel. Marilynn's back hit the gate, signaling she was trapped. "Its fine if you can't resist my fro and it's perfectly understandable if I make your heart skip a beat-"
"I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.." Marilynn mumbled.
"So just admit it..." Jacob said with a creepy smirk, running his hand along Marilynn's shoulder. Her eyes closed as Jacob brushed her hair off her shoulder and began to speak again. "...you totally want this hot Jew-"
"Hey! Jewfro! Hands off Marilynn!" a voice called from her right. Marilynn opened her eyes and whipped her head to see who was her savior. Slowly he walked up and grabbed Marilynn's hand and stared at the young boy with a stupid Afro. "You don't come near a girl who wants nothing to do with you-"
"Noah Puckerman? W-wh-what do I owe the pleasure?" Jacob trembled "I was just talking to my future princess-"
"More like harrassing and stalking from where I was standing Jewfro" Puck stated as he pulled Marilynn closer to him "Now do as I say Ben Israel, or you will meet your Jewish fate in a dumpster"
"My fate is to be the hottest Jew in Lima, so Marilynn would finally confess her undying love for me" Jacob said half lovingly, half creepy.
"Once again Jacob, eww. And again I say you will never be the hottest Jew-" Marilynn started
"Exactly, that title belongs to me. Everyone knows I'm a smoking hot Jew and that title will belong to me until I move out of Lima, and even then you wouldn't be the hottest Jew in Lima" Noah informed.
"Puck you're Jewish? For real?" Marilynn questioned. Puck raised an eyebrow at Marilynn.
"What? Puckerman didn't ring a damn bell? Jesus and you're supposed to be the smart one of the Fantasic Four Evans?" Noah joked "Yes, I'm Jewish so what? I'm a hot Jew-"
"Are you done raining on my parade Puck?" Jacob snapped. Puck's head snapped as he moved Marilynn from his side and charged at Jacob, pushing him against the gate. Jacob wimpered "I meant t-to say 'S-so-sorry P-puck"
"Keep your hands off my girl, do you understand that? Next time your clammy hands decide to go near or touch my girlfriend, you will be eating the school food through a tube..." Puck threathened through clentched teeth. "You even think of touching her, you will be tasting my shoe until graduation, because it'll be shoved so far up your-"
"Puck, just let it go! He's not worth it..." Marilynn yelled. puck released his grip on the small trembling boy. Jacob grabbed his bookbag and ran the opposite direction of Puck and Marilynn. Marilynn smiled at Puck.
"What?" Puck asked as he walked back over to Marilynn, draping his arm over her shoulder like he normally does. "What's with the smile?"
"So Jacob Ben Israel can't lay a hand on or even think of laying a hand on...your girlfriend?" Marilynn smiled. Puck smiled at Marilynn.
"As long as he knows he wants to mess with you, he's got to deal with me, it's all worth it. Even if I had to lie a little for him to get the hint" Puck answered as the two walked back to the school as the bell rang.
September 20 2010
Marilynn placed her books into her locker and looked at her reflection in her small mirror in her locker. Fixing her brown hair, she closed her locker and saw a firgure standing there. Marilynn jumped slightly, holding onto her chest. "Jesus you scared me"
"Sorry, I tend to forget that I'm quiet" Puck mumbled. "I've been working on some simple choreography and pitch changes in the acoustic version of 'Against All Odds' that we have to perform tomorrow"
Marilynn smiled and chuckled "Really? You did all that this weekend? Why didn't you come to the Hummel home and tell me so we could have had extra rehearsal time?"
Puck shrugged. "Hummel's house really isn't my scene. Never really was and you know that. I only went there when you were there"
"I'm there now, doesn't that count for something?" Marilynn giggled before clearing her throat. Her eyes darted up and she grunted "Oh are you kidding me? Shoot me please?"
"Well, look who returned to the land of Lima, Ohio? It's the ever so beautiful Marilynn Evans..." Jacob Ben Israel commented.
"And you still have the 'fro. Some things truly don't change in a town like this does it?" Marilynn mumbled "I don't have time for you Ben Israel, move along now-"
"Now as much as I would love to re-ignite the flame we once had when we were younger and I obviously wasn't as hunky as I am now as you can see..." Jacob chuckled and Marilynn covered her mouth.
"I think I threw up in my mouth a little bit again..." Marilynn mumbled.
"...and also if my heart didn't belong to a true Princess who will reign over our future Jewish kingdom, smoking hot Rachel Berry" Jacob continued as Marilynn snickered "But last I heard from the McKinley rumor mill, was that you were dating a certain Quarterback for McKinley, not the left tackle..."
Marilynn looked up and saw that she was walking the halls with Puck. Suddenly her heart began to speed up and she felt the sudden urge to speak, but words wouldn't come out. What was happening? This is when she should have spoken up about her and Finn.
"What's wrong? Jewish hottie named Jacob got your tongue? I've suddenly gotten the urge to kiss you...I'm just going to go for it" Jacob admitted. He began to lean toward Marilynn as she swatted him away. Suddenly hands grabbed Jacob and pushed him against lockers.
"Jewfro, we meet again. Didn't the last time I saw you, I wanted to murder you for what you did to Rachel and Quinn?" Finn barked. Marilynn squinted her eyes in confusion. What happened with Rachel and Quinn that was so bad that Jacob Ben Israel had done? "Now you're all over my girlfriend?"
"I-I'm so sorry Finn! Please just don't hurt me" Jacob wimpered as Finn let him go. Marilynn looked up at Finn who was glaring at Puck. Marilynn looked over and realized Puck's arm was wrapped over her shoulder. Marilynn shimmied out of Puck's arm and cleared her throat.
"Well, that was an eventful moment. Puck, rehearsal at 3:30 in the auditorium? Finn, honey relax. I'll see you at lunch okay?" Marilynn said before walking away. Finn turned to Puck.
"She's not Rachel who you can scheme to get into her pants. Marilynn is nothing like Santana who will bow at your feet. She's not Mercedes who you can use for popularity and Marilynn is damn sure not Quinn...who you can steal from me..." Finn stated "Marilynn is my girlfriend and I will not let you hurt or come near her, 'cause if you do, you think the fight we had over Quinn was bad, try me now with Marilynn..."
Finn walked away, leaving Puck to stand there and begin to wonder what fucked up alternate universe did he live in now where the girl he lost, doesn't want him back; a world where his goofy innocent best friend landed the girl; and finally what fucked up world was it that he became the threatened one like he was the next contestant in the fight? This shit was not cool...