Okay people time for Chapter 10. As per usual Smash Brothers And Christmas Don't Belong To Me. They Collide though until my typing fingers when I thought it'd be a fun idea to have some holiday tales starring you're favorite smashers. Or least favorite. In truth I kind of like them all but I have to say some of the ones in this chapter are my personal favorites.
WIIBOYCHRIS: (Pops his head in) But I thought the Star Fox characters were already taken care of.
Hey just cause I can write some indepth and interesting stuff for them dosen't make them my favorites. There's an obvious fave of mine in this chapter so watch out for that, read that, review that, enjoy that and do the same with the rest of the chapter.
"Another Generic Smash Brothers Christmas Story Aka The Twelve Nights Of Smashmas Chapter Ten"
By DianaGohan.
Yet again a group of smashers was seen walking around a certain area. This time though it was at one of those gigantic, mile long malls with literally huge crowds of people walking around with them. There was Luigi who was shown lugging a giant cart full of various items (mostly clothing and toys) behind him causing him great strain. There was Mario who was shown with his hands in his pocket grumbling a bit. And finally there was Peach who was shown jumping around happily cheering around.
"Oh Christmas is so great" she sang as she waved at everyone walking by.
"It's like so totally great.
What could be better then like Christmas?
Cause I can't like thing of anything better then Christmas.
Except for like bunnies, and doggies, friends, family and hugs,
Oh wait like you can get all that at Christmas which is why it is so great."
Mario grumbled again looking at Peach dancing around. "Mama Mia does she a really need to a do that in a public?" Mario asked himself.
"Hey Peach is just really happy about the a Christmas Holiday" Luigi stated, still straining to carry the cart. "Hey a thing you could a help me with this a brother-"
"Hold on a second Luigi, I'm a going to go talk with her." Mario then jumped in the air and landed in front of Peach, holding out his hand. "Do you think you could like a stop for a second?"
"Oh like sure" Peach said stopping right in front of him. "Oh like I know what this is about."
"Oh good a, then you realize how a childish you're being and will stop doing that-" Peach then kissed Mario on the nose and giggled some. "Hey what was a that for?"
"Mistletoe!" She pointed above them and laughed some more. "That's like one of my favorite christmas traditions. Along with caroling, and getting gifts, and snow, and family, and friendship and... oh wait I think I like love all the Christmas traditions."
"Well a good for you" Mario said holding out his arms. "But do you mind a not singing about that a so loudly where everyone can hear you?"
"Whose like everyone?" Peach said looking around the room. "Are you talking about like the people around or like past that 4th wall thing?"
"All of that-a!" Mario pointed at her. "In case you forgot princess you should a be carring yourself with some royal-a dignity-"
Peach smiled. "Oh I already took care of my royal digging like at the graden back at the manison."
Mario narrowed his eyes. "That a isn't what I meant-"
"So now I can have time to give all of my friends like the best Christmas presents ever!" She then happily jumped around the cart Luigi was carrying. "A bunch of good movies for Irene, a train set for Waddols, some nice Puppy Chow for Cobby, and of course special gifts for like you two" she aid jumping in front of Luigi and hugging him. "And like thank you so much for helping carry all this stuff for me."
"Hey no problem" Luigi said hugging her back. "I think it's a nice you want to give gifts for everyone-"
"We don't a need to get a gifts for everyone!" Mario called out as Peach looked over at him. "All we need to do is find 10 stupid a leaping lords, deliever them to the hand a be done with this."
"Oh but this is like such a great story" Peach said as she then took out a present. "I even like got this for Diana for making like such nice holiday tales."
Mario gasped. "You a did not get anything for that a stupid writer."
"I didn't?" Peach scratched her head. "Cause I like remember getting her like this really nice gift to thank her for all this story and for being like such a good friend and junk" Mario was shown clenching his teeth as anger literally steamed around him. "I mean really I think she deserves some nice things and so do like all my other friends. Hey you like think they'd all like to hear my latest Christmas song. It goes something like uh... Christmas is such like the greatest holiday-"
"SHUT UP-A!" Mario then yelled out as Peach looked at him confused. "I have a had it with you going around and a singing and dragging us to all these stores and getting gifts for a everyone!"
"But like... why?" Peach asked.
"Cause you're wasting your time-a!" Mario crossed his arms. "Look we just need to go and get those gifts and that's it. Why do you always have to overcomplicate things so much by always getting a lot of stupid a gifts for a everyone?"
"Cause that's what like Christmas is all about" Peach said smiling and cupping her hands. "It's totally better to give then it is to recieve and I think it's fun going around shopping for everyone."
"Well I a don't." Mario pionted at her. "Look I have had it with this okay-a? You go and find your stupid gifts for everone, I'm a going to do the important things that actually matter, like always-a" Mario then started walking off in the opposite direction in a huff.
"Wow, that a seemed pretty cruel" Luigi pointed out.
"It wasn't really cruel" Peach said looking down sadly. "I just don't think that Mario has like The Chirstmas spirit. Which is really so much sadder then it is actually cruel."
"Well yeah going out and getting a bunch of gifts isn't really his a thing" Luigi said rubbing his chin. "He always liked a organizing people to go do it but I don't ever really think he liked shopping that much for people."
"It's more then that" Peach said gently rubbing her heart. "Christmas is about being happy and sharing the love you have with everyone and I don't think he's like trying that."
"He has been a more bitter latley" Luigi said thinking back to some of the Later SSNED chapters. "I don't know if it's because of a Sonic coming and putting him on edge or because of Master Hand a but he seems to be more focused on himself then on the people anymore."
Peach sighed. "I just like wish there was a way to show him to totally show him the true spirit of Christmas." Peach gasped as she saw something in the middle of the mall and smiled. "And I think I know just like the guy to help us out!" She then started running at high speeds to the mall center.
Luigi sighed as he was shown trying to move the cart. "And I just a wish I got some help with a this" he said moaning some. He then looked to see Peach jumping down and cheering happily. "Hey a what are you looking at a princess?"
"It's like Santa"! She said jumping down happily. "Santa's here and he can like make everything better."
Luigi looked around and then saw a workshop display with some angry little kid sitting on some fat guy in red suit and red cap and then back at her. "Uh Princess I think that is just like-a one of those mall santas-"
"I knew you weren't santa!" screamed out a kid who then kicked the fat guy hard in the shin and ran off.
"Ho ho... Iamsosmackingthatkidlater" the Santa mumbled under his breath.
Peach shook her head. "Not like him" she then pointed to an older looking man in one of the corner's of the mall who was shown looking down sadly. "I'm like talking about him?"
Luigi peered closer. "That a guy? He's a not even a dressed up like Santa though."
"It isn't what he's wearing, it's like what's in here" Peach said pointing at her heart. "Besides that red suit should be more a festive pink cause like it'd make him so much more cuter." She then started walking over to the man.
Luigi gasped. "Princess you a really shouldn't try a talking with strange guys like that!" He then tried dragging the cart along with him as Peach was shown running in front of the older man.
"Uh, can I help you miss?" The guy said looking at her confused.
"You sure like can Santa" Peach said with a happy grin on her face.
The man looked at her confused. "Uh miss I think you must have me confused-"
"No I have you Kringled, cause like that's your name" Peach said giggling some and walking right in front of him starring at him right in the eye. "Only Santa would have like that three sparkle twinkle in his eye like you do."
The man gasped. "You can... see that?"
Peach nodded. "I like sure can. Even when you're sad you still have like such the nicest twinkle and that could only come from someone who is so nice to devote they're life to going around and giving gifts to everyone."
The man smiled a bit. "And here I thought only kids would be pure enough to see that, but I suppose you are too Princess Peach."
Luigi then walked up to the two, huffing a bit. "Hey how... do you a know... the princess-a?" Luigi asked.
"I know all of you quite well" The man said as he then smiled and quickly snapped his fingers, teleporting the the three to the roof of the mall.
Luigi looked around confused. "Woah, a what happened? Is this some sort of master hand trick?"
"No just didn't want people to see this" The man then smiled as he spun around at high speeds. Magic dust was shown around him as he then appeared before the two in a big red suit with a black buckle, black boots, a red cap, and a big jolly belly with a giant white beard on it.
"Alright, Santa like looks like himself again!" Peach said happily hugging Chris Kringle.
"Yes I am Peach though I have to say I never thought anyone would recongnize me in civilian attire" he then looked into her eyes. "There are so few who can see the twinkle, the true hope and love of Christmas. Though I shouldn't be too suprirsed considering how good a girl you've always been."
Peach giggled some. "Well I always try to like help people and junk" she then looked at him concerned. "Though I don't understand why you were looking down so sadly Santa. Did like something happen?"
Santa sighed. "I'm afraid it did" he said pointing down at the mall. "When doing some last minute shopping for all the good boys and girls around the world, my sleigh was vandalized."
"It was like driven over by a van?" Peach asked. "Oh that is like so sad. I hope you have like good insurance."
He then looked confused at her. "I guess she is just as naieve when I'm not double checking her on my list" he thought before holding out his hand. "No it was shot down and some group ran off with all the presents."
"What a group?" Luigi asked. "And why can't you just a go and get them back? I mean aren't you all a super powered with like a Christmas magic."
"Unfourantley even my magic dosen't work on this group" Santa said crossing his arms. "I could tell though they've been tampered with quite severly, and they're great power made it easy for them to get away with all the gifts. Not to mention all my Reindeer."
Peach looked away sadly. "Awww, poor Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen and Comet and Cupid and Donder and Blitzen of course like Rudolph and super cute glowing nose."
"You know I have to admitt those seem like a really weird names for a reindeer" Luigi pointed out.
"Well I did name them hundreds of years ago when they were actually normal names" Santa stated. "But they stole everything and told me if I don't deliever they're demands they're goign to burn all the gifts and then I can't give anyone a merry Christmas." Santa then pointed at them. "And they're demands are having me find and kill all of you."
"Ahhh, mama pasta!" Luigi screamed out running around the two. "I a don't want to be a killed by no Santa, especially since I a never got my gift for a Luigi's Mansion 2."
Santa looked around guilty. "Yeah uh... that was on my gift for you next year. But first things first you have to help me get my gifts back from these fiends."
Luigi then stopped running. "But a how can we help if they can't be a stopped by you?"
"Well you have been able to stop and defeat all these guys before so I think you'd be able to do it again."
"Stop like who though?" Peach asked. Meanwhile Mario was shown muttering and walking out of the mall.
"Stupid a Peach" he muttered walking through one of the back alleys of the parking lot. "Now I'll a never find no ten a lords a leaping."
"Maybe we'll find you first!" A voice called out as Mario barley avoided being blasted by a fireball. He then looked to see 10 giant sillhouettes behind him. "Greetings again Mario" said the voice of one of the silouhettes as it slinked out revealing to be Rayquaza. "Surley you remember the Lord Of The Skies."
Another silouhette popped out revealing to be Porky. "Or the Lord Of The Pigmasks and should be lord of Earthbound if it weren't for those meddling superpowered kids!"
Another silouhette then showed a giant mechnical Rhino creature walking closer. "Or Galleom, the Lord of All Mechnical Subspace machines."
Another silhouette then wheeled closer revealing to be a roller creature with giant guns on it's arms and a horn on the top of it's head. "Or Duon, the true mechincal subpsace lord."
The Fifth Silhouette then showed a purple winged creature with yellow teeth appearing right in front of Mario growling. "Or Me, Ridley, the supreme lord of the space pirates."
A Mechncial black version of Ridley stepped out of the sixth silhouette. "And then there's me, Meta Ridley the bio mechanic ultimate perfection of Ridley."
A Seventh creature who appeared to be a giantic red lizard with a glowing sphere on his back looked at him. "Not as perfect as Me, Biolizard, the Ulimate Lord form, and uh not just the protype either."
An eigth figure stepped out revealing to be smaller then the others but still appearing as a fierce robotic wolf creature that bared it's fangs at Mario. "Or me Crying Wolf, lord of the wolves and the wolf dogs."
A ninth creature then stepped out revealing to be a giant version of King K Rool that barred it's fangs. "Or me King K. Rool the lord of the jungle once I kill that ape anyway."
Peter then stepped out from the 10th Silouhette. "And me petey the lord of... wait what am I lord of again?" The plant asked as the others groaned.
Mario gasped. "Oh no it's all the subspace bosses and a... some other things."
"The Smashing Something New Every Day Sequal will explain our presence, if you live long enough to know that" The Biolizard said. "Which you won't BTW."
"Looks like the fat man was able to deliever on his promise then" Duon said as missles appeared around his turret arms. "Which is good because we were getting tired of waiting?"
"What are you a talking about?" Mario asked confused. "I just a stepped out here to see you a guys."
"So you don't know anything about us kidnapping Santa's sliegh, presents and reindeer and telling him to slay you guys or bring you to us so we can slay you and just concidentally happened to walk out here?" Galleom asked as Mario nodded. "Well no matter we can still kill you either way."
"Oh a yeah right" Mario said as a fireball was shown gathering in his hands. "I've a taken down you a guys before, even on Intense a mode."
"Oh yeah?" Duon said as the bosses were shown surrounding him. "How about 10 on one without any hearts to recover your damage?"
"Well... I guess that's a new one" Mario said barley avoiding Duon's laser beam as he was then wacked by Rayquaza's tail as Petey then smacked him in the head with his cage. "Ow... that's a going to hurt in the morning."
"It's going to hurt even more now" Rayquaza said picking him up. "You aren't a fox or a monkey but you'll make a good little italian appetizer."
"Hey a no one refers to my brother as an Italian appetizer!" Luigi said as he was shown running over with Peach and Santa.
"Well well, looks like the fat boy brought us some more victims" Porky said as his suit was shown glowing with energy. "Now get Ness and Lucas over here so I can rip they're heads off."
"Hey like that isn't Chrsmastey at all!" Peach said pointing her finger at them. "You need to like give back the gifts and the presents and the sleigh like right now."
"Yeah cause we're really going to hand them over just because you asked nicley" Ridley said sarcastically rolling his eyes. "What is with you stupid heroes always asking that question anyway? Do you really think we're going to stop our evil plan just because you asked us to stop?"
"How about you a stop cause you knwo you're a going to get your a asses kicked?" Mario asked trying to struggle out of Rayquaza's grasp. "Seriously why bother fighting when you a know you're just going to a loose causing you're a evil scum a bags." Rayquaza then threw him hard into Luigi as the two brothers tumbled along the ground.
"You know what, forget about eating you, I'm just going to kill you" Rayquaza said charging a hyper beam.
"No, I want to kill them!" Crying Wolf said stepping in front of him. "I wasn't rescurrected just to sit about and bare my fangs you know."
"Hey neither was I!" Biolizard yelled out. "So I should kill them!"
"Well I'm a king so I decree you should let me kill them" King K Rool said pointing at himself. "That whas I would of done if I was let in Brawl."
"Oh please, I should of been let into the roster far more then you" Ridley said. "I mean how many people requested it on those forums anyway?"
"That's because they didn't know how inferior you were compared to my mechnical destructive power" Meta Ridley yelled out. Soon pretty much all the bosses were shown yelling and arguing with each other.
"Hey I want to argue too!" Petey yelled out as he joined in on the argument.
Luigi then helped Mario up and looked over at them. "Well good, they're arguing. That means we can a get out of here."
"Now that's a good idea-a" Mario said as he started running off and looked to see Peach just standing there. "What are you waiting for a princess? We have to a go now."
Peach shook her head. "No we can't" she pointed at the villians. "They still have like the sleigh and the reindeers and all the gifts. If like Santa dosen't get them back then like there won't be a good Christmas for anyone."
"Well then let's just retreat for now and a come back with a reinforcements" Luigi stated looking around nervously. "Ones that uh... can like a fight these guys a for us."
"But what if like one of the gifts is broken or like one of the reindeer hurt because we like waited?" Peach asked sadly.
Mario then imitated crying. "Oh boo a hoo, one person dosen't get a one present. Who a cares?"
Peach then looked at him. "How could you like say such a thing?"
"Maybe because I want to a live!" Mario said pointing at himself. "Look we have to get out of here, now."
Peach turned away as she was shown crying a bit. "You can if you like want to but I'm like staying here. I can't like let them take Christmas away from anyone."
"But a what about you?" Mario said holding out her hand. "What if they a hurt or a kill you? Don't you care about that?"
"So long as everyone else gets to have a nice Christmas, it's something I'll like risk" Peach then stood in front of them determined.
Mario looked at her. "Why of all the a stupid..." he then looked to see her crying some more and then looked down at his own hand. "Wait a minute, she's a right. How can I just think about saving my own life when she would risk a everything just to give someone a nice a christmas?" Mario then started running. "She may go about it in an annoying way but she really truley a cares about everyone. I can't just a let her get killed because of that." Mario then stepped in front of Peach. "Hold on a second" he looked up at her and smiled. "If a you're going to fight them then a count me in as well." He then jumped up and wiped away her tears. "You're going to need some help a if you want to save Christmas."
Peach smiled widley and picked him up. "Thank you like so much" she said hugging him as she then put him down. "I know we can a do this together."
"Hey don't forget me" Luigi said nervously inching towards them. "If a you're going to fight then I should a help out too even if it is really scary." Luigi then walked coser, gulping some as he then got a serious expression on his face as he ran besides them. "Let's a show them the a power of the a mushroom kingdom."
"Mind if I help you with that?" Santa said teleporting to the side of the three of them.
"Oh like hi Santa" Peach said waving. "We're going to like get back your stuff together and like teach them a lesson for being such Christmas meanies."
"Good to hear, though you may have more of a chance with these" he then held out his hand as magic energy coursed around him as three smash balls appared in front of Mario, Peach and Luigi.
"Wait, how were you able to make a these appear?" Mario asked.
"Cause that's the actual a santa" Luigi said looking at him. "I thought you couldn't fight them."
"Yes but that dosen't mean I can't help you fight them" Santa said winking a bit.
Mario smirked. "Well you're certainly more helpful then some a stupid hand" Mario said grabbing the smash ball as he was shown glowing with powerful fire energy. "Though I don't think even Fire Mario can a take down all 10 of them at once-a."
Luigi grabbed his smash ball. "It can with a little help" Luigi started glowing as he then jumped in the middle of the group and unleashed the negative zone in front of the villian smashers.
"What do you think you're..." King K Rool said before the affects of the negative zone hit him. "Jingle bells" he hit himself. "Jingle bells, jingle all the way" he said pounding himself in the face.
Meta Ridley was shown hugging Ridley. "I'm sorry for calling you genetically inferior" he said crying.
Ridley hugged him back. "I'm sorry that I appear in more games then you do" they said crying under the negative zone's spell. Duon was shown spinning along the ground in a daze as Biolizard then started biting on his own tail.
"Ow, this pain feels so good and yet so bad" he said continuing to bite down hard.
"You may get those fools but we're out of range" Rayquaza said as they were shown away from the negative zone's energy. "Which means you die."
"Actually it means like Beddy Bye Time" Peach was shown behind them as she started spinning around, unleashing the affects of her Peach Blossom.
"Nighty night everyone" Petey said hitting the floor. Rayquaza fell to sleep as well (muttering something about how the blossom was worse then sleep potion) along with Galloem.
"You can't tire me out. Not until I get my... money.." Porky said as he soon fell asleep in his own machine.
Crying wolf looked around. "Nice try but I don't rest. I'll never rest... not until I... I..." she then fell asleep as well. Peach smiled and floated in back of Mario as Luigi jumped over and landed behind his brother.
"Alright, let's see how you a like a this!" Mario then shot a powerful stream of fire energy which hit all the sleeping or out of it bosses as severly damaged them, making them charred or if they wren't sleeping fall to the ground knocked out.
"And that's not the only present I got" Santa said as he snapped his fingers and made 10 trophy stands fall to the ground. Mario, Peach and Luigi quickly picked them up and threw them at the bosses as they all appeared in minature trophy mode.
"Awww, they're like so cute when they aren't so destructive" Peach said picking up the trophies and hugging them.
"Yeah and those a 10 lords just lept onto the a present list" Mario said looking around. "Hey where is that a cart anyway?" Santa then snapped his fingers as the cart appeared behind them. "Wow, you certainly are a lot stronger then when I met you in that a stupid Super Mario a show ep-a."
"Well that was just a fake Santa" Santa said smiling at them. "They're powers tend to be kind of less then the real ones."
Peach then curtsied to him. "But still thank you like so much for helping us out."
"Acutally I owe you guys my debt" Santa said as the reindeer, sleigh with a bag of presents on it was shown in back of him. "Now that they're away from those evil monsters they're good as new and ready to get back to the pole before I hit my big run tonight." He then leaped on the sleigh and waved. "You've all been really good this year so expect a lot of gifts under your tree."
"Hey like wait!" Peach said holding out her hand. "I like wanted to ask you something-"
Santa smiled. "You mean about your boyfriend's spirit?" She nodded as he winked at her. "You already took care of that one Peach."
"I like did?" She asked confused.
"Yeah you're purity and determination to save the gifts made Mario realize that the true spirit of Christmas is about helping out others and giving not being annoyed and angry all the time."
"Well I a wouldn't say all the time but he's right" Mario said hugging Peach. "You did make me realize that it is indeed better to give then to a recieve especially if it's a giving to people like you and making them happy."
"Awwwwww! That is so like the spirit of Christmas!" Peach said happily hugging and kissing him all over.
"Glad to see things worked out for you guys" Santa said taking off. "Have a merry Christmas you three and a happy new year!"
"Yeah a you too" Luigi said waving and looking over at the cart. "Though I wish I remembered to ask him to..." The Kart then glowed with some magical energy as a get was shown flying below it, propelling it a fwe inches off the ground as it was shown floating behind Luigi. "Wow, he really is a magical."
"No Luigi, the real magic is the a spirit of the holiday within us all, or a something like that" Mario said hugging Peach as she threw the trophies into the cart. "So now are we ready to a go back to the mansion?"
"Well I still like want to pick up some like gifts for everyone else" Peach said looking down. "Do you think we can do that Mario?"
"Sure Peach, anything you a want" he said. She cheered happily and skipped off as Mario and Luigi followed behind her. "It may of a taken 10 a chapters, but I think we all a know who really has the Christmas a spirit in a this story. I'm just a glad I get to share some of that with a her" Mario remarked as the three continued walking off as Santa was shown riding his sleigh over the sky as the camera panned out.
THE END!
Hope you enjoyed that one since IMHO that's probably the best Christmas chapter made so far. And probably the best one of the 12 bunch actually. And if you think that's a good Peach focus wait until... well I better not say anymore so Un-Spoiling Hero dosen't get on my back.
UN-SPOILING HERO: (Pops up) Yeah no spoiles- (punches him out).
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