Rule Seven

7) Stop spreading rumors about Madara, like him screaming like a little school girl. I don't know how you guys know that nor is it funny. Neither do I want to know how you knew that. I highly doubt that's true too. (Tobirama, stop laughing like an insane person it's not funny and you're scaring my newborn granddaughter Tsunade.)

Tobirama and his team were bored. No bored doesn't even cover it. After Hashirama lectured them about not allowing having a catapult in their possession, they weren't allowed to have missions as punishment. This couldn't come at a worst time since there were a backup of D to C rank missions to do. And Team Tobirama had an itching of doing something.

It wasn't even lunch time when Tobirama had a thought.

"I wonder if Madara screams like a girl," he thought out loud. It was really intended for his ears alone but his students got wind of it.

"Why do you think that?" Hiruzen asked. It wasn't really surprising to learn that he was Tobirama's favorite.

"Huh?" Tobirama turned to his student. "You three heard that?"

They gave him a nod.

"Hmmm," Tobirama thought a bit. It came to him. "Okay we have a mission. It's 'To-see-if-Madara-screams-like-a-girl' and it's an unofficial C-rank mission."

His young students cheered. Well Koharu had second thoughts about it but couldn't help but wanted to know if Madara does scream like a girl.

"I see that you are all in," Tobirama had a wicked smile. "Okay, here's what we do…"

An hour later (with much giggling, posting up pictures that shouldn't be mention in this story without making the rating go to MA and planting several objects, i.e a fake Hashirama's diary in Madara's room. Nor how they got the stuff in the first place.)

Team Tobirama had finished the first step in the mission. Thankfully they bugged Madara's room. Now it's the waiting game. They all waited right outside Madara's room, all camelflagie with Chakra dampen sheets that an Uchiha or a Hyuuga couldn't detect the person. With a pair of binoculars, a recorder with tape and fresh batteries and aimed with a camera, they prepared themselves for the show.

It didn't take long when Madara came into his room. After a good look, Madara had a stun look. When his surroundings had sunk in, he started to scream. It was a rather shrill and very girly. The type of scream that the high and mighty Uchiha clan head shouldn't own. It took all Team Tobirama's strength not to laugh.

After Madara's screaming and yelling at his clan fest, Team Tobirama snuck away. Of course they didn't go unnoticed by someone.

That someone told Hashirama and he almost went ballistic. He ordered one of his aides to get Tobirama and his team. When they got there, Hashirama had a big vain popping on his forehead.

"Are you trying to put me in an early grave?" he asked with gritted teeth. "What were you trying to do?"

"HASHIRAMA," Madara stormed in.

When Team Tobirama saw Madara they tried to choke and surprised their laughter.

"Please make it quick Madara," Hashirama sigh. This is going to produce a lot of paperwork for him.

TBC