Disclaimer: ScarletClown does not own KHR

Warnings: Cussing and Ocs.

A/N: Sorry that I update late. I'm very distracted with my school life.

Himepedia: Himeko is actually a fan of TsunaXKyoko, GokuderaXHaru and HibariXChrome. When you ask her why, she'll squeal and starts to lists of many reasons why. Don't ask. It'll last for 2 hours.

Himeko's POV

Ah~ What shall I make for Tuna-kun and Yama-kun?

So many choices to make~

Mont Blanc?

Yea! I'll make that!

~Kagami yo kagami yo kagami-san

Sekai de ichiban kawaigaru no wa yamete yo

Toge no you na shisen semaru~

~Yasashii furi shita kanojo ga

Suteki na bansan motenasatta

Sotto kuchi ni fukumu to "emi"~

~Usureyuku ishi no naka de yume o mite'ru

Itsuka no otogibanashi toki ga tomaru~

~Onegai kisu de me o samashite hoshii no

Shiroi hitsugi kara tsuredasu you ni

Tsukisasaru nikushimi wa doramateki na jijou

Inotte mo kimi wa mada konai~

I feel stares on me from the girls.

I did it again didn't I?

It's my ridiculous damn fucking habit of mine.

Fuck.

Whenever I'm either baking or cooking, I would unconsciously sing out loud.

"Uh… Did I do something wrong…?"

The girls brightened up.

And started to gush.

WWWWHHHHAAAAIIIIII?!

I FUCKING HATE ATTENTION!

DAMN YOU HABIT OF MINE!

"KYA! Hime-chan! Your voice is so sweet and cute!"

Wut in the actual fuck is going on?!

"Uh… Thanks… I guess…?"

"You should become an idol! I would totally support you!"

My classmate Hikari (Random Oc) suggested. The other girls agreed, including Kyoko and Hana.

BETRAYERS!

"Oh… Uh… I'd rather not… I don't think I'm good at singing…"

"Nonsense! You should sing for the school's Cultural Festival!"

Hikari insisted.

"Uh…"

I'm in shit trouble…

Luckily, the sound of the oven's bell interrupted our conversation.

"Oh! Uh… Gotta go! I've got pastry making to do!"

I quickly rush to the oven.

Thank fucking god I escaped that.

For once in my life.

I'm grateful to ovens.

I shall bow down to ovens and never complain if I ever got burnt by them.

ALL HAIL THE OVENS!

When we are finally done.

We placed our pastries onto plates.

Well, the rest of the girls. Not me.

I put it in a Tupperware.

Like hell I'll let Tsuna eat my pastries when he's on a rampage.

A Tuna shot by a dying will bullet is not a pretty sight.

"Who are you gonna give your cake to, Onee-san?"

Kyoko beamed at me.

I blinked and mentally frowned.

Kyoko.

Staph wit da damn sparklez.

No, seriously.

STAPH.

"Um… I guess I can give it to Tuna-kun, Yama-kun, Dera-kun and Ya-kun…"

(A: Ya-kun is none other than Hibari Kyouya)

Maybe I should give it to Ryohei-nii too…

"What about you Kyoko?"

"I think I'm gonna give it Tsuna-kun!"

Ah. But Bianchi would steal your cake and replace it with a poisoned one.

And Tuna would be in his boxers again~

Luckily, I prepared a camera to take Tuna's embarrassing moments.

Ah~

Blackmailing~ So much fun~

Don't you all agree?

-Time Skip-Classroom-

Hana slammed the door opened.

"Today we'll give the cakes we made in home economics class…"

Hana started.

"To the guys!" The girls chorused.

The girls I mean are every one of the girls, except for me.

Cue cheers of the boys.

I stood outside the classroom.

Refusing to go in.

Knowing what would happen next.

"They look so good."

"Give them to me, me!"

"Gokudera-kun isn't here?"

"Do you want mine, Yoshimoto-kun?"

"I hope Yamamoto-kun will take mine."

Ugh.

So noisy.

I'm gonna have a headache soon.

Everyone is talking at the same damn time.

I saw Yamamoto talking to Tsuna.

Must be asking about who's cake he's gonna take.

Tsuna's eyes met mine.

Eh?

Didn't he want Kyoko's?

Then his eyes drifted to Kyoko.

Thank god.

I forever ship Tsuna and Kyoko together.

Hana asked Kyoko about who she's giving her cake to.

And when Kyoko was replying.

Bianchi appeared and switched the cake.

Time to prepare the camera, people!

Tsuna started to panic.

And… Yeah.

You know what happened.

Kyoko thought Tsuna doesn't want her cake and he starts to panic even more.

Mainly because Kyoko is making her sad face.

Which is like the only thing I'm weak against.

Other than chocolate and my damn female hormones.

Bianchi was hiding.

Yamamoto asked my dear innocent sister for a cake.

My twin agreed.

And Tsuna is panicking more than ever.

Tsuna then flipped the cakes out of both Kyoko's and Yamamoto's hands.

Tsuna. I thank you for protecting my sister. I am in debt to you.

I took out my camera and heard two gunshots.

Reborn is doing such a great job.

He allowed me to experience the joy of blackmailing to another level.

Tsuna in boxers… Funny as hell…

But if you think about it…

If ten years later Tsuna was shot instead…

I slapped free hand onto the lower part of my face.

TUNA WOULD BE AS SEXY AS HELL!

I shook my head not the time to think of this now!

Blackmailing time!

"REBORN! I'LL EAT CAKE WITH MY DYING WILL!"

*SNAP*

Took a picture…

Blackmail materials obtained.

Cue Final Fantasy Victory Fanfare Theme.

And there goes Tsuna…

Eating everyone's cake.

Panic everywhere.

And here comes Lambo.

Everyone is angry at poor Tuna.

And Lambo starts crying.

And took out the damn Ten Years Bazooka.

And shot himself with it. Pink smoke everywhere.

And stood in the middle of the pink smoke.

Was ten years later Lambo.

Le Gasp!

Tsuna used the accusing finger of doom on TYL Lambo!

Tsuna! How could you!

And Bianchi comes along…

Saw Lambo.

Mistaken Lambo for Romeo.

And used poison cooking on him.

That was utterly splendid.

Marvellous in fact.

I shall applaud for you.

Claps hands mentally.

All I have to do.

Is to explain shit to Reborn.

-Timeskip-Tsuna's house-

"Sorry for intruding, Maman!"

Nana beamed.

"You're always welcomed here, Hime-chan. Treat my home like yours. Afterall, I owe you a lot of things!"

I blinked.

"Owe me what?"

Nana smiled.

"I owe you because you became such a wonderful friend to Tsuna."

I begin to blush from embarrassment.

"M-Maman… B-Becoming friends with Tsuna-kun is nothing…"

"Of course it is! After you've become friends with Tsu-kun, he was much more happier! And was even eager to go to school!"

I blinked. I… Never noticed…

I smiled.

"Thank you, Maman."

Nana beamed again.

OMG. Sparkles again!

"No. I should be thanking you instead."

I smiled.

Nana then sighed and put a hand on her cheek.

"If only you were my daughter…"

Wut. Daughther…?

Then Nana beamed agained.

"Hime-chan! Why don't you marry Tsu-kun?"

W-W-What!

M-M-Ma-Marry?!

"E-Eh!"

I started to blush furiously.

Me? Marry Tsuna?

Impossible!

I ship Tsuna and Kyoko!

Nana's eyes showed sadness.

"You don't like Tsu-kun?"

"That's not it! It's just that- Er… I treat Tsuna as a brother!"

I think… I'm not sure what feelings I have for Tsuna…

It feels like a sisterly-brotherly relationship…

But at times… It feels… a bit more than that…

URRRGGGHHHH!

I don't even know anymore!

Nana pouted.

"Just as a brother?"

I nodded frantically.

Nana beamed again.

"Okay! If you like Tsu-kun more than a brother, let me know~"

I blushed again.

This side of Nana was not showed in the anime.

I think I'm the only one who saw this side of the oblivious Nana.

Nana went back to cooking and I went upstairs to search for Reborn.

I entered Tsuna's and saw Reborn and Bianchi.

"Ah. Reborn-san and Bianchi-san."

"Himeko. Sit down."

I obediently sat down crossed my arms.

"So, what do you want to know?"

Reborn turn Leon into a familiar looking handgun.

"Who are you?"

I snorted mentally.

"My name is Sasagawa Himeko. If you don't believe me, take some of my blood and have a DNA test. It will prove to you that I am, indeed, related to my family."

"Who do you work for?"

I blinked.

Work?

Excuse me.

But.

I'm a middle school student.

I study.

Not work.

"I do not work for anyone. I'm not in the mafia. Believe it or not, it's up to you."

"Then how do you know about the Acrobaleno?"

I grinned.

"It's because I have a special power!"

"Don't fool around. Your life is on the line."

"Do I sound like I'm fooling around?"

I sighed.

"Look. I want to end this quickly and go home."

"What kind of special power then?"

I grinned again.

"Glad you asked! I can see the future! Well, not all the time. But sometimes I can see the past too! Also, I know everything related to Tsuna! Not in a stalkerish way, but Tsuna's friends and future!"

"Give me an example."

"Let's see… Reborn, you're supposed to be a grown man, but due to you being chosen as and Acrobaleno, you are forever cursed with a baby's body."

Reborn lowered his fedora and the gun.

"I'll… Accept that… For now…"

I heave a sigh of relief.

"But that doesn't mean I'll let you off."

I felt a sweatdrop rolled down my cheek.

"Yes… I know…"

I stood up again and turn towards the door.

"If you want me to join Tsuna's family… A certain event must occur first… I will let you know when that event will occur."

Reborn said nothing.

"I shall take my leave."

I immediately leave the room and walked down the stairs.

"I'm going now! Bye Maman! See you soon!"

"Won't you stay for dinner?"

"Gomen, but mother already cooked for me."

"I see, see you soon! Also! Remember what I said!"

I blush again. Seriously.

Staph bringing up that topic already!

I rush home to prevent Kyoko from worrying me too much.

"I'm back!"

"Welcome home, Hime-chan/Himeko/Onee-san!"

I smiled brightly.

I love my crazy and loud family.

Chapter End.

A/N: Phew! Finally done! Hope you enjoyed it! Sorry for the delay! School is getting in the way of me updating.

Question: Who do you ship most? TsunaXHimeko or HibariXHimeko?