Mai:Hi!
Yuzu:Hello everyone!
Ichigo:I'm here again......
Karin:Hi.....
Toshiro:I can see this is going to end badly.
Mai:Yep! HanakoAnimeaddict:
I must ask the main characters a few questions. Do you know everyone, or most, hate you? Why don't you stay dead?
Mai:You are talking to Ichi, right?
Ichigo:Everyone hates me? I don't care.
Mai:At the next family party you are going to be crying, "Nobody likes me! Its my orange hair!" like last time.
Ichigo:Shut up! I have a tough body I guess thats why I'm not dead.
Yuzu:Ichi-nee! Don't be sad about it!
Karin:Yeah. Here is Animefan0410:
Grimmjow..You actually look like your around 26. But if Uryu hasn't already gone after Orihime, then go for her, she looks legal enough. And if Matsumoto can pass for a highschool student, then you are just fine lol I have to say right now to you, I bet you didn't even have to look up the lyrics for Barbie GIrl, that song gets drilled into your head so easily..Even though that's definitely the dirty version lol Now I definitely have a question for Hitsuguya..Do you like Karin or Momo? Because I can barely tell if Karin likes you a bit or if she's just all..'wow he's kind of cool, and he knows about Ichigo so he can tell me some things.' As for you Yuzu I definitely have something to say..You look so much like your mom, and here's some candy *hands a decent sized bag of candy*
Grimmjow:Shhhh! Don't let her find out.
Mai:I see him as like 18 or 19.
Grimmjow:Orihime? That pathetic human girl? Maybe.
Toshiro:Momo hasn't been herself lately. I would say Karin.
Yuzu:Thank you very much!
Mai:Look look! Lily-chan's here! LilyGirl101:
*sobs uncontrollably* Kakashi forgot my requests! WHA! *pouts* Make him do what I want! Oh, Mai, don't be ashamed of your "fangirl" moment! I said pretty much the same thing at the same time! X-D Kakashi is SO cool! And, yes, he is HOT! Thanks for making him taking his mask off! And his shirt too, of COURSE!! (and don't tell byakuya, but i took pictures. i'll give you some after the show)
Oh, Shiro-chan, we're going to have so much fun! Don't be afraid of a rollercoaster! Well...you can be afraid...I'll be probably be scared too...I won't kill Unohana...don't worry. Hey...what's YOUR house like? You've been to my house, but I've never been to yours! Thanks for dancing with me, Neko-neko-chan, Soi-chan! I had fun! That's one of my favorite songs! And you girls can sing!! Don't worry, Soi-chan, I'm kinda obsessed with Neko-neko-chan too! She is so cool! And, I'm a total black cat lover! Yay! Shiro-kun is coming! He's so adorable! And when he gets mad! He's just so cute! I still have those charms for his zanpakto...:-)Ok, ask Shiro-kun why he likes watermelon so much? And I DARE him to dress up like a girl for a week! And send me pictures! Ask Carrot-top why he loses so many battles, if he's so damn bad-**! Also, tell him that his zanpakto is the bomb. Tell Karin-chan she rocks, and tell Yuzu-chan that she and I are WAY alike when it comes to always cooking and cleaning! Also, I have a "dare" for you, Mai! Not really, more like a fun project! You and me are going to dress up in cat-girl maid outfits for the day! Let's see how much we can distract our guys from whatever they happen to be doing. Oh yeah...I've been spending so much time on Shiro-chan. When I'm done at his house, wanna go out, just you and me? Girls' night out, yeah! Wow, this was really long this time...
Signed with love and lemons,
Lily-chan!
Mai:Oh my dear lord! We forgot! Forgive me!*sobs*
Jushiro:I'll find him!*disappears. comes in with Kakashi*
Kakashi:*draws* It's a flower. *very well drawn picture*
Mai:You are gonna teach her jutsus too.
Kakashi:Okay.
Mai:I like black cats too, but they scare my mom.
Toshiro:I like watermelons because they are good and what?! Dress like a girl!?
Mai:Do it!*rips Toshiro's clothes off and puts girls clothes on him*
Toshiro:Damn you to hell.
Mai:It doesn't hurt anymore. Cousin Ichigo, you are up.
Toshiro:Cousin?! As in you two are related!? And Karin too!
Mai:Oh yeah. We are family!
Ichigo:I lose, but I get stronger and defeat them. Zangetsu says thanks.
Karin:Thanks.
Yuzu:I guess we are a lot a like!
Mai:I'll gladly wear those outfits!*changes into it*And I would love to have a girl's night out!
Jushiro:And me?
Mai:Do you have a v.j.?
Jushiro:No.
Grimmjow:Then stop acting like you do! Is that a new outfit?
Mai:Noo! I wear this everyday!
Grimmjow:Since when?
Mai:It was sarcasm, idiot!
Grimmjow:.....*looks up skirt*
Mai:*kicks*
Ulquiorra:Wow! This is a nice treat to arrive upon.*stares at Mai's legs and drools*
Mai:*slaps him*
Grimmjow:We belong together now! We are both cat-like.
Mai:If you don't shut your mouth in five seconds I will kill you.
Jushiro:Sougyo no kotowari1012:
... apology accepted...
Shiro-chan is coming?? *Fangirl squel*
Wait if Ichigo is coming tomorrow, will he read that review i just posted?? Please don't let him!! Like i said before, I prefer my head connected to my shoulders...
I have a question for Karin: Do you like Shiro-chan?? People seem to think you do..
Oh and Shiro-chan, i have a dare for you : I dare you to parade around seretei in a snow cone costume making snow cones for everyone with Hyournimaru
That's all i have to say, for now...
Mai:Ichi! Don't read!
Ichigo:I wanna see!
Karin:I kinda like him....
Mai:Go Shiro-chan. Give me one first.
Toshiro:Fine.*gives Mai and Sougyo snow cones*
Yuzu:Here is katizo terusei:
Charisei: Histugaya-kun! *hugs*
Katizo: i'm bored. J.J. do the caramelldansen
Charisei: oh and Grimmjow has to do the cha cha slide.
Katizo: *pets grimmjow* please Grimmy-kun
Charisei: *hugs Ulquiorra & sits on his lap* Ulqui-kun please make him do it
Katizo: oh and when is your birthday Ukitake-kun?
both: peace!
J.J.:Fine. I'll dance.*dances carmelldansen*
Grimmjow:*does the cha cha slide*
Ulquiorra:*blushes and hugs Charisei*
Jushiro:My birthday is December 21.
Mai:Two days after mine.
Toshiro:A day after mine.
Toshiro:DarkDanteJ:
LOL your series is fking hilarious and i have dares for everyon *smiles evilly)
Ulquiorra:i dare you to go kiss momo while charging a cero in your mouth
Grimmjow:i dare you to spread a rumor that your going to rape ichigo in the seirita so that when he comes there and somebody tells him you can chase him and maybe he'll try to fight you off
Mai:i dare you to kick every man(or male animal that can talk)in their nuts and drag them into your rape closet xD
Jushiro:i dare you to give Toshiro croch-flavored candy
Ichigo:i dare you to walk into the rape closet with Ulquiorra and Grimmjow and make orihime watch
Yuzu:i dare you to go kiss Jinta on the mouth cuz he has a crush on you
Karin:i dare you to go into the rape closet with toshiro except you'll be raping him
J.J.:i dare you to hide 10 grenades in ichigo's pants when he isn't looking
Byakuya:i dare you to use ur bankai(dropping it)in somebody's pants then then lock them in the rape closet with sebonzakura(bankai form) and Yamamoto's Ryuujin Jakka and your choices for said people are Ichigo or Yoruichi but if you do hurt Yoruichi-Dono i'll kill you with my zanpaktou(I have a bankai sucka)!
Ulquiorra:Can I hurt her?
Toshiro:You will regret it.
Ulquiorra:*goes for his dare. returns*I only burn the inside of her mouth.
Toshiro:There better not be anymore damage.
Grimmjow:But if I do that my rep will be ruined!
Mai:Grimmjow? What rep?
Grimmjow:*goes and spread rumors*
Mai:*gets phone call* Hi Rukia!
Rukia:I heard from Byakuya who heard from Renji who heard from Rangiku who heard fro-
Mai:Get on with this.*gets another call* I'll three way this.
Byakuya:The cat guy is going to rape Kurosaki. They were supposedly lovers until Aizen found out and he didn't like it because he was already with him. So he was cheating. Ichigo didn't want anything to do with him anymore-
Rukia:So the cat wants to rape him to claim him forever! That's all I had to say. Tell him he better not touch my Ichi.*hangs up*
Byakuya:So...what are you wearing?
Mai:A very sexy maid cat outfit.*hangs up*
Byakuya:*comes running* You weren't lying!
Mai:Well this is part of my dare.*kicks Byakuya and takes him to the rape closet* Come here!
Byakuya:Oww! Mai! Too rough!
Grimmjow:I'm back.
Mai:*comes out* What took you so long?
Grimmjow:I was getting a snow cone.
Mai:You know what I heard. That you are in a love triangle with Ichigo and Aizen.
Rukia:It's a fangirl's dream!
Mai:A sick and twisted one. *kicks Grimmjow and drags him*
Grimmjow:Damn it! It hurts but this is the greatest moments of my life!
Jushiro:Byakuya, calm down. Its only a dare. Sheesh. Here Shiro-chan. *gives him crotch candy*
Toshiro:Blegh! You nasty, old pervert! You want me to taste yours huh? Pedophile.
Jushiro:No it was a-*is kicked by Mai and taken into the closet*
Mai:Payback for chapter 2 suka!
Jushiro:Ahhh! Mai! Too hard!!*comes out really pale*
Mai:Ulquiorra! Come here!
Ulquiorra:No! It'll hurt!
Mai:I won't kick to hard!
Ulquiorra:You won't be gentle!
Mai:Don't be such a pussy!
Ulquiorra:Don't be such a dick!*is kicked and dragged into the closet* Ah! Mai! No! Yes! More!
Mai:Toshiro. Your turn!*kicks and drags*
Toshiro:My innocence! I was still a virgin!*comes out*
Mai:I'm done!
Grimmjow:If I have to go in there then, I'm on top!*goes into the rape closet*
Ulquiorra:Please, not twice in one day!*Mai throws him into the closet*
Ichigo:*walks in, making Orihime watch*Oh God! Grimmjow released his sword! Ulquiorra looks like he's is pain!
Orihime:Ulquiorra! He was my back up in case Ichigo never wants to go out with me!
Ichigo:Looks like he is starting to enjoy it.
Mai:*pushes Ichigo in*
Ichigo:No! Grimmjow!
Mai:Oh I can't resist. *grabs Jushiro, Byakuya, and gets Kenpachi and puts them in the closet. Throws Ichigo out* All my favorite guys!*rapes them all at once*
Kenpachi:What the fuck!?
Ulquiorra:Please, get the taste of Grimmjow out!
Byakuya:When are you going to let me be in top?
Jushiro:I'm sorry Lily-chan!
Grimmjow:Yeah!*throws Mai on bottom*
Mai:Now I'm being raped! Alright! Our raping spree is over.
Grimmjow:Damn!
Jushiro:I will not turn into a rapist again. I will not turn into a rapist again.
Yuzu:*goes kisses Jinta*
Ichigo:Yuzu!
Karin:*drags Toshiro*
Toshiro:Again?!
Ichigo:HEY!
J.J.:*drops grenades*
Ichigo:*runs to closet but explodes before he gets there*
Byakuya:Must I defile my zanpakuto in such a manner?
Mai:Unfortunately yes.
Byakuya:I choose Ichigo.
Mai:Poor boy. He has already gotten his dick exploded off. Now it's going to be senbonzakuraed.
Byakuya:Bankai!*drops it into Ichigo's pants and throws him and Ryuujin Jakka into the closet.*
Ichigo:Oh no! Please Byakuya have mercy! Ahhhh! Nooo! Nice zanpakutos!
Mai:Oh Byakuya let him out!
Byakuya:Just a few more hours.
Mai:Now or I won't ever wear this outfit ever again.
Byakuya:*lets Ichigo out*Killer.
Ichigo:*crying in Rukia's arms.*First I was insulted. Then raped. Now beaten up. Why?
Mai:We need to for the sake of the people's entertainment.
Byakuya:SURPRISE!*grabs Mai and rapes her in the closet*I'm finally on top!
Mai:I was just raped!
Byakuya:It wasn't rape because I yelled surprise. Thats the rules.
Mai:No comment.....
Toshiro:I have question.
Mai:Yes?
Toshiro:When the reviewer dared us they only said 'drag them into the rape closet'. Not rape them.
Mai:Well about Shiro-chan, once you are in there, you can't not rape. Thats why we need to know who the rapist and rapee are. The rapist gets the urge and it's an amazing feeling. Right you guys?
Grimmjow:Hell yeah.
Jushiro:Well yes.
Byakuya:I feel like taking you in there as we speak.
Karin:Me too!
Toshiro:.......
Mai:Before anyone gets raped again, we are ending. Goodbye! Send in your dares and stuff. No guests tomorrow! Just Grimmjow, Ulquiorra, Jushiro, J.J., Byakuya, and I.