"Welcome to… The Herald Cooking Show!" Siri said.

"What's the Herald Cooking show?" Chirpy asked.

"Look for it in the Tribune Herald." Herald replied.

"You mean the newspaper?"

"Durr I mean the newspaper!" Roman said.

"You're not even talking, Roman!" Siri yelled.

"Plus, you're supposed to be in a different story!" Chirpy said.

"You're late." Boss said. "Don't call me that, narrator!" Boss yelled. (I said, don't call me that!)

"Neh nay iz neh!" Siry (ho ho ho I can't spell) said.

"My name is Roman!" Roman said, stating the obvious.

"Yah, you're totoally in this conyersation." Boss said. "STOP. CALLING. ME." White steamed.

"That word you like!" Roman finished happily.

"SHUT UP!" Siri screamed.

"Umm…" Herald started.

"Ooohh! Cookies!" Roman interrupted, as he found the cookies from chapter two.

"I wouldn't eat those if I were you…" Chirpy said.

"Well i'm me, and me wants black squares!"

"1. You mean cookie, not black. 2. You mean circles, not squares." stated Chirpy. Then Steve pouted and went back to his story, because he hoped he'd get free black squares.

"Can I finish what I was saying?" Herald asked.

"No." Roman said.

"Soo…"

"I need to rap," Roman inquired.

"Oh boy," Everyone sane said, covering their ears.

Then (most of) the sanity went to another story.

"Hey, can I fix life yet?" Dust 'Pizza Crust' said after Roman finished rapping.

"Pizza Crust! You made it!" Roman said. Then he grabbed a stick and pointed to a blackboard. "Here's how to make…" he started. Suddenly a YouTube video (Kid Snippets: "Cooking Show - Pie") appeared on the board. "Strawberry Pie!" he finished, as all of the sanity left the room.

"WARNING! WARNING! SANITY LEVEL: BELOW 25%" Siri said in a more electronical voice than usual.

"Rainbows Rainbows Rainbows, Just plain Rainbows. Rainbows are like butt-flies that have more color. Rainbows Rainbows Rainbows, Just plain Rainbows." Roman read out of Pokegreen's textbook. All sanity entered the room, then left. Logic went on vacation as well. Then, Siri slapped Roman, despite her obvious lack of hands. This caused Roman to pause for three seconds, then say "Ouchie Mama." and fly away. Then, he opened a laptop and googled "A Pokemon Christmas" and found this story!

"Oh no…" Siri said as Roman "read" the end of chapter 11.

"And the bomb blew everyone to bitsies." Roman "read". Then, Snotty came.

"You're not here yet," White said, and thanked Siri for getting her name right. Then, Superheroes happened. You know, D.C. supes and Marvel!

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Nah, Just kidding! The chapter isn't over yet!

"CAN I START MY COOKING SHOW NOW?!" Herald yelled, no wait, screamed.

"No." Roman said again.

"You don't count, Roman." Chirpy said as Roman went to go pout in a , Roman saw the TV. He turned it on. It was commercials, Roman's favorite!

"You can get your Pencil-Eraser now, for free!" The first advertiser, Pokegreen said.

"Only $134,627,389,746,382.30 Shipping and Handling! It's technically free!" The second advertiser, Professor Herobrine said.

"So call ! That's !" They both said at the same time.

"Butt weight! You'll also get this glow-stick I found in the couch! It has couch lint on it!" Pokegreen said happily. Then the next commercial came on. (The Snuggo)

"Are your blankets too small? Are you too cheap for heat, in winter and fall? So what do you do? Do you give up on life? Not at all, silly girl! You buy a Snuggo! (Alright!) Similar products are full of hole-" Ryan Higa said, then the power went out.

"NOOOOOOOOO!" Roman shouted, holding a piece of paper. "I didn't get their number!" he complained, shaking the TV.

"Hey mans," Chuck said.

"It's YOU!" Siri interrupted.

"I'm back from the library with some salad, mans."

"How did you get salad?" Chirpy asked.

"I got it off the shelf and payed for it at the bank, mans." Then, Snotty came back from the pool.

"Id wathnd thad gread." he said.

"Why?" Chirpy asked.

"I caud a cold."

"Didn't you always have that cold?

"I god id agaid."

"NO"

"Okay, Id wath a good faycayshud."

"I had a good vacation!" Roman said.

"Really?" Black said.

"Mmhmm!" Roman replied, not realising that everyone had left except for him, Black and White. Then, the power came back on.

"Delivery for a… Roman the Raichu?" A voice came from behind the door.

"Come in," Black said.

"My Pencil-Erasers! They're here!" Roman said, taking the box from the man.

"Oh, and the couch glow-stick." The man said, leaving.

"Yussssss."

Meanwhile, somewhere else…

Welcome to… IRON CHEF! Please welcome the contestant… Herald the tepig! And please give a round of applause for… IRON CHEF, HARRY POTTER! (Woo) Today's secret ingredients are… Berries and Cheese! You have one hour to create five delicious dishes for the judges. BEGIN!

On Harry's side:

Harry Potter was working hard on his first dish, fried berry and cheese kebabs covered in molten chocolate.

Meanwhile, on Herald's side:

Herald, who had no idea why he was there, built little houses made of cheese on each plate. Then, he filled them with berries.

One hour of intense (on Harry's side) cooking later…

Harry and Herald presented their dishes to the judges, who consisted of Bob the Blaziken, Chirpy, Siri, Dust and Doctor Brine. But, what Harry saw was: A weird fire-bird-person thing; a large bird; an empty seat; a white dog-thing; and a blue dog-thing with strangely colored eyes in a lab coat. Siri and Doctor Brine took one look at Herald's houses and voted him. Bob had to leave, (because of judge duty) but he voted for Herald just because. Chirpy was the only one who ate Harry's dishes, and she voted for him. (after taking and eating the dishes Harry gave to Siri and Doctor Brine.) Dust, However, voted Herald just because he felt like it. And so, Herald won the competition. The end.