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They carried me to the bathroom upstairs and I was in there for nearly 30 minutes, I had a shower and it WAS a really long pee. I then came out and Alice had laid some pajamas on the bed. They were light pink ¾ length silk bottoms with a thin strapped white cotton shirt.
I looked in the mirror and gasped. "Oh. My. God! ALICE! ROSE!" As soon as I said that they ran in.
"Bella what is- oh my god!" Alice started and saw I was pointing to my breasts, they were huge! They both laughed. I was flabbergasted. I looked in the mirror and gaped.
"What the hell is this?! Oh for the love of all things good and mighty, why this?!" I slumped face down on the bed. "I mean were they THIS bad this morning?! Why?!" They just laughed harder and the boys walked in. I pulled the covers around me and smiled sweetly. The other 2 burst out laughing and I scowled at them. Edward looked confused.
"Edward don't worry about it. They are just mentally unstable anyway." I concluded they just looked at me and laughed harder. I scowled. Edward stepped closer. "No. Stay there. I'm fine. Honest."
"Bella what's wrong their blocking their minds." Edward pleaded with his eyes.
"Don't worry Edward she's just growing a little, actually make that a LOT." Rosalie said and I looked down turning scarlet. Rose must have looked at Alice because another round of hysterics broke loose. I pouted.
"Please let us in on the joke Bella!" Emmett did the puppy dog face. But this was WAY too embarrassing to show my brother like figures. I just gripped onto the covers tighter and secured it more tightly around me.
"Well at least we get another excuse to go shopping!" Alice giggled and I groaned. The babies kicked.
"Bella, why are you so embarrassed? And annoyed, peeved, angry and pleased at the same time?" Jazz asked and Alice and Rose laughed harder. I spit my tongue out at them.
"PLEASED! Your pleased Bella, tut tut!" Rose scolded. I spit out my tongue.
"Bella just show them, it will be easier!" Alice interrupted.
I snorted. "No way. If I live with you guys forever I would NEVER live it down! ESME! Please come and help me!" I got up with the duvet around my neck and waddled to the door. Unfortunately for me I tripped and Alice and Rose caught me. They were grinning.
"You wouldn't dare." I glared at them. They both smirked and took the duvet off. I turned but it was too late and the boys had already seen them, they gasped and Jazz and Em started rolling on the floor from laughter. Edward however left the room.
Esme walked in then and came over to me, I was still facing the other way arms crossed. "What is it dear- oh" Was all she said and she giggled. I turned around but saw that the boys were blocking the door. This brought on more hysterics at my now gigantic breasts.
"Where am I staying Esme?" I asked.
"In Edwards room, last door on the top floor." She giggled. I scowled at them all and walked out the room. I tripped and landed, unfortunately, on Emmett. I jumped back up and ran to Edwards room crying. What is UP with these mood swings.
I swung open Edwards door and slammed it shut I turned round and was shocked to see a bed. "Alice." I mumbled and sat on it face down. It was exactly like his old room, the carpet, the walls, the sofa, the Cd's. I started to sob, "stupid emotions! Stupid mood swings!" I was now angry.
I got under the golden covers and snuggled up. I was falling asleep when I felt cool arms wrap around me as the cover was lifted. I jumped but soon realized who it was. I turned to look deep into his eyes. He was staring a me.
"What?" I mumbled looking into his deep golden eyes. He put his arm around me and put his hand up my cotton top, it felt so good...so right. I kissed him and ran my tongue along his lip. He groaned.
"Do you know why I left back there?" He whispered so quietly I could barely heard. I shook my head. "I wanted you so badly, I thought I would do it then and there." I giggled and he smiled, glad that I wasn't angry with him.
I looked down. "Well they ARE pretty huge." I giggled and looked at him, he was looking down at them and I suddenly felt needy. Crap! "Bloody mood swings." I mumbled and pulled away from him. He looked at me and pulled me tighter to him. I rested my hands and head on his chest and he rested his chin on my head.
I slowly moved my head up and kissed his jaw, "I love you." I yawned.
He chuckled, "I love you too, with all my heart. Sleep now Bella."
"But I'm not tired." I said then yawned. "Well that's not a give away." I murmured against his chin. He grinned and started to hum my lullaby. I looked down at my stomach and patted it, " 'Night babies, I love you." I said and with that I fell asleep.
See I told you this chapter is... weird and a bit disturbing but this isn't a normal pregnancy...
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