Ark Sool stood over a computer monitor.
"Hmmm. This is interesting. Artemis Fowl with kids. Well, who would have guessed? It'll hit him hard when one of them decides to take a long dirt nap." He laughed. And it was not a normal laugh. It was an evil laugh. He had been practicing it for a week, and had finally gotten it right. "Well, then. Time to call up some old buddies." He said.
-^Hazel^-
I stretched, and yawned. It was a cold morning. I shivered, and grabbed a blanket. Wrapping it tightly around my shoulders, I padded downstairs, barefoot. In the kitchen was my whole family. They all nodded at me, and I nodded back. I reached for the cheerios.
And the front door exploded.
For a moment, everything was confusion. Then the dust settled, allowing me to see more clearly what had caused was a group of six fairies. They formed a circle, and moved in closer, surrounding us.
"Hello, Artemis Fowl." One of the figures spoke. He raised his helmet. "Remember me?" Dad snarled.
"Ark Sool. Pleasure, as always. Now, get out of Fowl Manor."
"Oh, fine, fine. But I'll be taking one of your pretty little daughters with me." He said, and reached for me. I backed away, right into the arms of one of his captors.
"So, Fowl." Ark Sool said. "How does it feel to just stand there, and know that your daughter is about to die?" My mom literally growled.
"Fuck you." She punched him in the face. He scowled, and snapped his fingers. Immediately, one of the fairy's ran up to detain my mom.
"Now, now. That's no way to treat a guest." He scolded. She spat on the ground between his boots.
"I don't care. If you harm a hair on my daughters head, I will personally kill you." I was surprised to see this side of my mom. Sool sighed dramatically.
"Very well. Perhaps this will motivate you to be polite?" He said. He clicked his fingers yet again, and the fairy standing next to the one detaining me, drew a handgun and pointed it at my head.
Okay, maybe Arty was just a little OOC. I don't know, does it really matter? I mean, fricking Sool is back! And in Fowl Manor, too! This really isn't good . . .
