18th April 2004
Light: [Age 18]
Dear Diary,
You wouldn't believe this! Random stranger also has my powers! BAWW! I'm not special :( …But but but stranger broadcasted shit on TV to get my attention. Finally! My prince charming is here! Will be able to get over fact that L is creepy weirdo! Take that L, you heartbreaker!
Dreaming of sexy prince charming.
Misa: [Age 18]
Dear Diary,
The video tapes Misa sent under Kira's name to Sakura TV finally got aired. Misa is such a clever little gothic loli! Rem is worried about Misa. She doesn't need to. Kira will probably treat Misa like a little princess.
Dreaming of Kira.
L: [Age 24]
Dear Diary,
Kira sent stupid videos to Sakura TV to be aired. Confiscated them after death of one detective. Not happy. Thinking this might be a different Kira cuz this Kira is bloody stupid. Resisting the urge to bitch slap someone in second Kira's stead. Anyways second Kira also wants to see my pretty face. Didn't realize I had fans.
I'm surrounded by idiots.
Near: [Age 12]
Dear Diary,
Matt showed everyone youtube video of development in Kira case. Kira seems very stupid. More importantly, why is Matt acting all cool showing everyone these videos? I mean we realize you have found a way to steal Roger's wifi so you can pirate games and watch porn but STOP SHOWING OFF! He just wants to be cool around Mello.
I'm way cooler.
Mello: [Age 14]
Dear Diary,
Watched Kira broadcast with Matt once Near and the rest were gone. Matt is so cool. Couldn't help but swoon. He accidentally clicked wrong tab and ended up on his porn page. Couldn't help but blush severely. Told him he'd get into trouble. He smiled and looked at my lips for a split second. OMG DIARY! Do you think..? Could it be? Trying not to swoon again.
Must make sure lips are perfect from now on.
Matt: [Age 14]
Dear Diary,
Watched Kira broadcast with Mello. Awkward moment ensued when accidentally ended up on porn page. Mello didn't seem very put off with weird taste in porn. So turned on. Couldn't pay attention anymore cuz Mello's lips. *sighs*
Don't even know what Kira broadcast was about.
Author's Notes: In order to avoid changing the rating of this fic and for the safety of the minds of masses I refuse to explain what kind of porn Matt watches.