Uhhh...What the hell just happend?

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Two weeks had passed and gone and Rondey was very much arpart of my life as before. He'll spend the night but, moving back in permentaly hasn't been talked about yet. We are pretty much testing the waters before we jump in. While Rondey hung out with the guys, and since the boys were at school and it was just me in the big ass house. I decided to take some times off from my book to gather my personal life together and not to think about Mark; in which he has been calling me non-stop. This love triangle shit isnt where its at, real talk. Sighs... I need to make a call.

"Hello?"

"Hey, Joanie you feel like coming over. We have to talk."

Joanie's laughs. "Hey, since Sasha isnt here in LA. I guess I can visit you."

I laugh. "Great. See you then." Believe it or not Joanie is a really good friend of mine. We haven't really talk as much lately but I still condsider Joanie a great friend. We became close when Shawn I were dating and she was dating Hunter. Post Shawn, we remain good friends, post Mark we almost became great friends. I felt a bit bad for not being there with here through Hunter and Stephaine's affair, I wish I was there for her like she was for me. After fixing a few strawberry peach daiquiris, the roar of Joanie's SUV pull up in my driveway. Her hair was light brown, in curls and fringe bangs, a red v neck top and white detroyed jeans and black Christian Louboutin booties.

"Love the Louboutin's Joanie."

She greets with a hug. "Hi love, and thank you. You look great as always."

"Thank honey."

Joaine looks the pictures as she walked towards the patio deck. "The boys are so tall now."

"Yeah, they eat every 2 minutes they better be." I said handing her a drink.

"So, what's been upper? I heard you was working on a book." She smlied.

"Yes, yes and it's hard man. I read your book how did you do it?" I asked her.

"Girl, I had help but, that was with the company. Yours is your own publisher so you will have a bit of a tougher time because you can put whatever you want in your book."

I pulled my hair back into a ponytail. "I guess your right."

"So, things with you and Rondey..."

I arched a brow. "Were making it work. He hasn't moved back in yet but were...taking it step by step."

"Heard from Mark?" Joanie cut to the chase.

"...A few weeks back. Our conversation was about my book but he really wanted to talked about how bad he fuck up. I didn't want to have that conversation right now-"

"But you do need some closeure with him." Joanie said.

I looked at her. "It's not that easy. On the phone yes but face to face..." I shook my head. "This man has hurt me soo many times Joanie and Rodney has been there for me and I love him too."

"I guess being in love with two men isn't as easy as it looks huh?" She said pouring me another drink.

I laugh. "I'm serious...remember the lame line I told you he used on me just to have a conversation with me...


January 1998

Mark watched as the former women's champion picked through the cookies that were displayed at the catering area. Her long legs, blonde hair, were just the minor things he admire about Adriana the Body. She was no longer with Shawn, which was good because she deserved better than that asshole. Mark watched from a distance a few minutes longer then proceeds to walk towards her.

"Ah!" Adriana screams. "WHAT THE HELL MARK!"

Mark smirked. "I'm sorry, didn't mean to scare you."

Adriana held her hand to her chest. "Yeah...that's fine...what's up."

"Just wanted you to sign this." Mark hands her the Febuary issuse of Raw magazine.

The blonde placed her hands on her hips and arched a brow. "Fresh off the press."

"I guess so, me personality I think its your best work." He said in that southern tone.

Adriana blushes a bit and begins to turns the page. She finally looks up at him. "Thank you. Since the cover is black and white I'm gonna sign the color one...you know the one without my top and my hair just covering it...yeah I'm going to sign that one."

He laughs. "Sure darling."

"Okay, there you go."

"Thank you. So, you got a match tonight?" He asked.

Adriana tosses her blonde hair over her shoulder. "No, just a promo. Hopefully Sasha comes back, things with her and Bret still aren't so great."

"How are things with you and Shawn?" He asked already know the answer.

"Ok, but were not together anymore." Adriana said. "Well, it was nice talking to you Mark, I have to go over my scrpit."

Mark pushes himslef off the wall that he was leaning on. "Sure, sure. I'll see around."

"Alright." Walking away, Adriana had to glance back at the tall dark and sinner looking man known as The Undertaker. He was dressed in his usual ring attire but only having his aburn dark red hair pulled back into a neat ponytail. I'm not sure what was that all about but I thinking about finding out.

"Is that a slick smlie on that beautiful face of yours Body?"

Adriana turns around to see the face of Ken Shamrock. He was a married flirt too, but something about him rubbed the three time women's champion the wrong way. "No, not really Shamrock. Hi ya doin?"

"Great now that I've entered your beautiful presence." He grins.

Adriana smirks. "Oh yeah."

"Yeah. How bout we go out for drinks later?"

"Sure, that cool Ken...I'll bring my boyfriend and make sure you bring your wife."

Ken could do nothing but smlie. "You know my family is at home-"

"Excatly...and I guess I wont be joing you then." Adraina gave Ken her fakest smlie.

"That's too bad, cause your missing out babe-"

"Don't call me babe." Walking away. Adriana couldn't believe she held a conversation for that long with him. "Ughh." Thankful she walked staright into Steven's direction. "What the matter?"

"Nothing, just tried of...just tired."

Steve knew it was more than that but he decied to leave the situation alone. "Okay, well were leaving for Germany tonight and I know Sasha wont be there until Tuesday so you want to join me on the plane?"

"Yeah, keep the it warm for me until I get there-"

"You got it." Steve winks at her.


A few hours later, as the rattlesnake rested his head on the shoulder of Adriana, he woke up and gave her a glare.

Aiyyo shorty, won't you go get a bag of the lethal
I'll be undressed in the bra all see through
While you count your jewels thinkin I'ma cheat you
The only one thing I wanna do is freak you
Keep your stone sets, I got my own baguettes
And I'll be doin things that you won't regret
Lil Kim the Queen Bee, so you best take heed
Shall I proceed? (Yes indeed!)
I'ma throw shade, if I can't get paid
Blow you up to your girl like the Army grenade
You can slide on my ice like the Escapade
And itchy-gitchy-yaya with the marmalade
Who me? Not you, oh yes, who's he?-

"Adriana...what the hell..are you rapping?" He asks her. "What are you listing too?"

Adriana removes her earphones and presses the pause button on her CD Player. "UHHH IT'S Lil'Kim and yes I'm rapping with her-"

"Well lower it please I'm sleeping-"

"How bout I hip you onto it." She pressed the play button and let Steve listen to the muisc.

Steve couldn't help but laugh. "I won't last, give me some country-"

Adriana rolls her eyes. "Your so white."

The two both broke out into laughter which caused Vader to shoot up from his seat. "HEY...SHHHHHH!"

"Sorry Vader." Steve spoke softly. "Want me to come over there and craddle you back to sleep."

Vadrer rolls his eyes as both Adriana and Steve giggled. "Yeah Yeah funny."


Once upon arriving in Germany, the wrestlers checked into thier hotel, little to her suprise Adriana's roomate had alerady made it to thier room. "Hey..."

"Hi..." He spoke.

"Joanie and I were suppose to sharing rooms." Adriana brought her bags in, the larger man walked over to help her. "Yeah...Owen and I were suppose to be sharing rooms but I guess they mixed something up."

"Oh, well...that's cool for tonight I guess." Adriana felt her cheeks flush. "I'm finna go wash up and head out...are you going to join us at the bar later?"

The larger man smirks. "I might."

The two stood there staring at eachother which seemed like enterity, but it was only for a few moments until he spoke. "Have fun."

"Yeah, I will thanks."

moments later...

"What the hell were suppose to be sharing a room." Joanie laughs.

"I know, whoever made these bookings for the room needs to be fired. But the person I'm rooming with seems okay."

"Who you got?"

"Mark."

Joanie eyes widen. "Your rooming with Undertaker? Wow, what if he watches you when you sleep?"

"Well I guess I'll have to find that now wouldn't I?" Adraina said taking a shot.

Joanie arched a brow. "Just don't do nothing I wouldn't do."

"Please, we both know that I am the bad one and your buddy Shawn taught me everything I need to know-"

Joanie laughs. "I just bet you he did!"


A few days had past and the room situation between Mark and Adriana hadn't change one bit. Actually, the two barley corssed path and while dressing they'd both respected eachother by changing in the bathroom which was something Adriana wasn't use to unless she was sharing a room with Owen. Adraian's ring gear had arrived and she wanted to try it on. "Forget I can't wait until I get to arena I need to know how this looks now." The blone said opening her box. Black leather studded top and black bottoms, white, red and grey one to match. She felt she needed to change her apprance, the feathers and fur were out and diamond studded was in. As she undressed, the front door opend to Mark had to catch himslef. "Whoa."

Adriana smirked. "Oh, I was just trying some stuff on. I was anxious and couldn't wait until I got to the arena." She removed the top and was standing in front of Mark with nothing but a cotton black bra and her bottoms of her ring gear. Mark made his way to his side of the hotel room; the former women's champion notice the flirty look on his face.

"You act like you've seen me in a bra before." Adriana said referring to the many of the comapny's magazine covers and posters.

"Yeah...but this is up close and personal." He said in almost a growl.

Adraina felt a shiver went through her entire body. "Well..." She said putting her foucus back on the full lenght mirror in front of her.

Mark bit the bottom of his lip at the sigh of the beautiful female in front of him. He watched as she removed the bottoms and had only nothing on but a thong, she was more than comfortable with her body. Adriana then dose the unthinking by unhooking her bra and tosses it over at Mark. He rasies up his head to see Adriana giving him a wink while looking over her shoulder, then heads into the bathroom.

Mark didn't know what to think, he did have a few beers puls a couple of shots. He was tipsy but still the man was in his right man to know when a woman was coming on to him. Mark then walks inside of the bathroom to see the blonde burshing her teeth.

"Mark...what the hell dude?" She laughs with her arm covering her large chest.

Mark closes the door behind him. "Nah uh." He began to walk slowly towards the blonde and kisses her. Adriana at first was hesitant but decied to kiss him back. Mark lifts up the female aginst the wall and kisses his way down to her biniki area. She began to giggle inside; she places her leg on his shoulder and he begins to rock her hip to the movement of Mark's mouth. As his tounge lashed between the inner lips of Adriana clit, the blonde felt herslef about to come.

"Ughhhh ahhhhh." Adriana moans as she took Mark's ponytail and rocks her hips faster to the movement. "Mark...I'm...ughhh...Ohoh." Adriana's legs were weak and the feeling was amazing. Never has a man made her entire body fell...beyond mind blowing. "Oh my...damn."

Mark couldn't believe what he had just done. He wasn't embarssed or ashame, it just wasn't is style to to eat a girl out. He's not goning to blame it on the beer, or his failing marriage that was already crumbling and had been for over a year; he blamed himslef, it was his fault. "I gotta go."

Was the only words he left the still leg shaking female. Adriana attempt to speak but no words came out, the only thing she could was to get herslef together and figure out what the hell just happend; but before Adriana could get an answer out of Mark...he was gone.

Crush on you by Lil'Kim, thanks for reading and please review.