Hey readers! I will foresee your future…hold on a bit…

AH! I smell the scent of a sour citrus! Faint, but growing stronger.

I wonder what this could mean for you….

Enjoyyy~

[You have selected a box. What would you like to do with it?]

[1. Leave it]

[2. Look inside]

[3. Dump it out]

You would press the arrow, but you are just way too curious…

You choose 2 and Izaya peers into the box.

You look into it but the objects are hard to distinguish.

You choose 3.

Izaya dumps the contents onto the floor. You select one.

[You have selected some handcuffs. What would you like to do with them?]

Handcuffs? You have a feeling this isn't even the worst of it.

[1. Put them back]

[2. Hold onto them]

[3. Place on wrists]

You press the arrow this time.

[4. Arrest someone]

[5. Drop them out window]

[6. Throw against wall repeatedly]

You press 6, for fun, and Izaya takes the cuffs in one hand, flinging them at the nearest wall.

They hit the wall with a bang and fall on the floor. Izaya then walks over to the cuffs, picks them up, and then flings them again.

Soon enough, a large dent has formed in the wall. Izaya stops throwing the cuffs and leaves them lying on the floor.

You put them in your pockets and continue to look at the rest of the contents of Shizu-Chan's box.

[You have selected a *toy*. What would you like to do with it?]

You know what this *toy* is, and the blood flows into your face. It is shaped like a large dick and has a button on the side. A typical vibrator.

[1. Put back]

[2. Keep]

[3. Press the button]

You click the arrow, wondering if there is going to be any of the options you are imagining.

[4. Wash it off]

[5. Place in fridge]

[6. Fling at wall]

No, you are definitely not defacing this beautiful artifact of wonder. The fact that one of the options is "wash it off" makes you wonder if it has been used before. Unfortunately, none of the options you imagined appeared. You assume they only appear in "sex mode".

You press 5, just for the hilarity of having a giant rubber dick in your fridge. Izaya takes it and places it next to a jug of milk.

He closes the fridge and you proceed to go back to the box.

Alright, time to find more amusing objects.

[You have selected a pair of lacy black underwear. What would you like to do with it?]

[1. Put it back!]

[2. Keep]

[3. Put them on]

You don't even bother reaching for the arrow this time. You press 3.

Izaya undoes his buckle and throws off his pants and boxers. He stands there in the closet in nothing but his shirt and hoodie and then bends down to reach for the underwear.

A beautiful ass shot instills.

He slides the lacy things on and pulls his pants back on.

Your eyes are widened and you nearly fall out of your chair. Holy shit I can't believe he actually did that!

After a few moments of hyperventilating, you continue to go through the contents of the box.

You find several bottles of lube, 3 boxes of condoms, more scandalous panties, bunny ears, cat ears, another pair of handcuffs that are broken, cologne, several bottles of unknown content, a box of cake mix, a rubber band, some weird-shaped sex toys, a pack of water balloons, a few flash drives, a bow tie, a cord, bubble wrap, some candy wrappers, and a pack of cigarettes.

Why is there cake mix and bubble wrap in here?

You keep the bunny ear, 2 bottles of unknown content, the cake mix, the flash drives, the cord, and the bubble wrap.

You leave all the rest lying on the floor.

Alright, time to get started.

You lay out all of your pockets onto the counter of the kitchen.

[You have selected the cake mix. What would you like to do with it?]

[1. Leave it]

[2. Bake a cake]

[3. Bake cupcakes]

Oh, this is going to be hard. Cake or cupcakes?

You close your eyes and choose 2. Cake it is.

Izaya begins making a cake; pouring the mix into the bowl, reaching into the fridge, next to the giant rubber dick, taking the milk, mixing some stuff together, etc.

You grow a bit bored and decide to have some fun.

[You have selected a bottle of unknown content. What would you like to do with it?]

[1. Leave it]

[2. Drink it]

[3. Put in cake]

You press 3.

Izaya pours the contents into the cake batter. Perfecto.

He puts it into the oven and unfortunately, it bakes in real time so you have to wait awhile. You decide to take the flash drives and look around for a computer.

Sure enough, there is a laptop sitting on the sofa in the living room.

[You have selected a laptop. What would you like to do with it?]

[1. Leave it]

[2. Take it]

[3. use it]

You press 3 and Izaya turns it on. You drop the flash drives on the table.

You insert the flash drives and you change the point of view so that you are facing the screen.

Izaya's background is….a picture of someone's ass. Not bare ass, as there are a pair of black pants on it. You don't need to wonder whose ass it is and you hit your head on your keyboard, dying in laughter.

You gather yourself once again, and open up one of the flash drives.

In it are about ten untitled folders. You open the first one.

A giant array of photos fills the screen. You peer close at them. They are all photos of…Shizuo? Of course, they were in THAT box, after all. You can only assume that the other folders and flash drives contain the same.

Some are innocent pictures of Shizuo sleeping or getting angry. Some are a bit dirtier, like the one of Shizuo tied up and handcuffed to a bed, naked.

You can also plainly see that the contents in that box have been, well…used plenty of times.

Before you can further explore the folder for more dirty images (as you are hoping for some with Izaya in them too), a sudden screen appears.

[Your cake is ready]

You begrudgingly shut the laptop and make your way to the kitchen.

Izaya takes the cake from the oven. You find some icing in the cabinet and watch Izaya smear it on the cake. You watch as he squeezes little flowers out of a tube and laugh because there is, before you, a bad-ass guy like Izaya putting tiny pink flowers on a cake.

You decide to get creative. You open the fridge.

[You have selected the *toy*. What would you like to do with it?]

You place it on the cake.

Perfect…too perfect. A giant rubber dick protrudes out of this beautiful, delectable, cake.

It is getting dark outside, and you begin to feel that it is time for you to put your "plan of vengeance" in action.

[You have selected some bunny ears. What would you like to do with them?]

[1. Put them on]

[2. keep them]

[3. Leave them]

You press the arrow.

[4. Tear to shreds]

[5. Place on cake]

[6. Put down garbage disposal]

Why the garbage disposal? You wonder as you press 1.

Izaya slips on the bunny ears. They suit him well…a little too well…and you fall out of your chair again.

You get back up to marvel at your creation so far.

Izaya stands in the kitchen before a beautiful white cake with pink flowers. A large dick protrudes from the center of the cake. Izaya is wearing bunny ears and…oh yeah…you almost forgot about the underwear.

Too perfect.

You decide at the last minute to pour the second bottle of unknown liquid onto the cake. This stuff is brown and thick. It looks like chocolate sauce, a perfect disguise.

You place the cake in your pockets

[You have selected some bubble wrap. What would you like to do with it?]

[1. Package something]

[2. keep]

[3. POP!]

You happily press 3.

Izaya places the bubble wrap on the floor and jumps up and down making loud snapping and popping noises. Eventually, all the bubbles are busted and he stops.

That was fun.

You then concentrate your attention on the cord. Why did you want it again?

Oh yes…of course. You have your reasons. Hehehehe

You place the cord in your pockets. You then, walk Izaya out of room 39-k, shrouded in the darkness of the night.

Your destination is:

Shizuo's flat, bunny ears and all.