GLAH! Guess what I got for Christmas? It's going to make me feel worse than the time when I couldn't do any sit-ups… I, the scrooge… GOT A BALL POINT PEN! It's not funny because that was it! And wasn't really a fancy pen… it's one of those stick BIC© pens… I think I'm going to cry… And oh yes: I DO NOT, I REPEAT DO NOT OWN NARUTO.
P.S. I'm going to let my dear friend Shadeath give this a try… Though I know I'll end up throwing something at her I'm only doing this so I can criticize her later. Hoping she doesn't annoy me first…
Here to StayChapter Ten: Axes and Accidents
Tenten is fuming. Neji is out cold. Can you guess why?
Cynara is bouncing around as if drugged. Chaos is running around Konoha. Can you guess why?
The aspirin of course…
People are killing. The peace has fled the world. Can you guess why?
I certainly can't. But I do know that was off topic.
Oh shut up Shadoom.
I QUIT!
Shadeath speaking! Here's a brief summary: Neji and Tenten ran away from the mob of citizens. Tenten was safely in a branch but Neji got run over. Lucky him. Cynara on the other hand has eaten one whole bottle of aspirin and is high. The chaos amidst the streets of town is emitted from the mob of aspirin lovers. Did I miss any thing? Oh yes and my friend Shadoom has just been fired. Don't worry it's nothing serious really. Now back to the story.
Tenten stared uneasily at the unconscious Hyuga from her perch. Was he dead? Considering the fact that around a thousand people just trampled him I'd think, yes he's most definitely dead. But that's just me…
Tenten then through a kunai and would've hit Neji in the eye if he hadn't been pushed just now by an angry citizen. Yep, she agrees with me. I mean what fun is a dead corpse of you can't poke it a bit?
And then suddenly…
"OMG!!! NEJI!!! OMG!!! YOUR DEAD!!! TALK TO ME!!! TALK TO ME!!! LET YOUR FLAMES OF YOUTH RESURRUCT YOU!!!"
… A bruised Gai appeared!
Tenten didn't even try to escape. Gai wasn't going to do anything that would let him find out she was back so there really was no point. Any way's she liked watching him humiliate himself. It was funny.
"OH NEJI!!! WHAT AM I GOING TO DO? YOUR DEAD!!!" Tenten sniggered and then paled at the thought that he might chop down the tree. And then quickly dismissed the thought seeing that Gai did NOT have an ax on him. "I KNOW!!! I'LL CHOP DOWN THIS TREE AND THEN BURN YOU WITH IT!!! THAT WAY YOUR FLAMES OF YOUTH WILL BLOSSOM WITH THE BURNING TREE!!!" Gai magically pulled an ax out of thin air. Don't ask me how he did it because I don't know.
On second thought… Tenten went through her choices frantically. It was either she ran away hoping that Neji would wake up if he was alive which was easy enough or she could go save Neji's butt again and risk Gai recognizing her.
"GAI SENSEI, GAI SENSEI WHY ARE YOU CRYING… OMG!!! NEJI ARE YOU DEAD? OMG YOUR DEAD ARN'T YOU? OMG!!!" Lee arrived at the scene and is now also bawling his eyes out like a loser.
Correction: Risk Gai and Lee recognizing her when she went to rescue Neji. No Tenten was not going to scream… She was going to… PANIC!!! But she couldn't run away because she couldn't risk Neji being barbecued just after the plant incident… But then again she couldn't let her presence be known… not to those hyper active people… And she didn't have enough time to go run to Cynara… Wait a minute was that familiar blue tipped hair Cynara? No it couldn't be… yet it was…Not only was Cynara bouncing up and down but also somehow she managed to get purple streaks and they weren't the normal dark purple… No this purple was NEON! Yes Cynara's mother would probably have a fit later on… but Tenten was SAVED!!!
"What'cha doing?" Cynara has now joined the chaotic scene with Neji on the ground with Gai and Lee grieving over him while she had an idiotic yet childish grin plastered on her face.
"WE'RE MOURNING TO THE DEAD!"
"We are?"
"YES WE ARE!!!"
"Is he really dead? Because he's not…"
"HE'S NOT?"
"Can I poke him? Do you have any candy? Can I have some?" Tenten smacked her head. Some savior…WHY did she have to go eat a bottle of aspirin now of all times?
Suddenly Lee and Gai realized who they were talking to, "ARRRGH! IT'S YOU!!!"
"What about me?"
"Blubber…" Lee was on the ground frothing.
"Grampy… why is he frothing? Does he have rabies?" Tenten couldn't look—she would burst out laughing and then her cover would be blown.
THUD! "Grampy why didn't you tell me you had rabies as well?" Tenten peeked through her fingers and then started laughing. Apparently the shock of seeing the one who threw him as far as at least a mile Gai had fainted.
"BWA HA HA… I RULE SUPREME AT INDIMIDATING PEOPLE!!!" Tenten saw that the drugs probably wore off Cynara and that she was just realizing that she made Gai and Lee faint.
"How many pieces of aspirin did you take?" Tenten lightly hopped off the branch while keeping a safe distance away from her cousin… Just in case.
"I can't remember how much…" Cynara started prodding the hilt of the ax.
"What are you going to do with that?"
"I dunno… poke Neji with I guess…"
"Hilt first or blade first?"
"Definitely blade. I mean he's dead right?" Cynara heaved up the ax and was about to swing when…
…Luckily Neji woke up. "WHAT THE? WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO BEHEAD ME?"
"Oops… maybe not quite dead yet… oh well!"
"TENTEN TELL ME WHAT IS GOING ON BEFORE YOUR MADMAN OF A COUSIN EXECUTES ME!!!"
"I'm not a madman!"
"THEN DON'T SWIN—OMG WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR HAIR? ARRGH MY EYES!!"
"Do you want me to actually swing? Because I will if you keep on--- ARRRGH!"
Unfortunately Cynara is quite accident-prone and Tenten was bored. Tenten being bored decided to do something. Rather then try to talk to two yelling arguers she decided to throw weapons at the trees. Purely by chance Cynara had flung up a hand in annoyance and hit a speeding kunai.
Now they are all staring at Cynara's hand, which is erupting blood. Well Neji and Tenten are but Cynara didn't scream at that… No, no Cynara had started to walk off and then didn't look in front of her and walked off a cliff. So Neji and Tenten are staring at the kunai pierced hand that is gripping the ledge. But it wasn't that, that Cynara screamed bloody murder at either… she had continued talking when it started to rain. And we all know Cynara hates getting wet…
Shadeath: HA! That was easy! I can't believe you'd call it hard!!!
Shadoom: It doesn't matter on how fast you type… It's the quality of the work you dobe…
Shadeath: Well than read it!!!
Shadoom: …
Shadeath: Well? Well?
Shadoom: …
Shadeath: WELL?
Shadoom: …
Shadeath: OWW!!! WHY'D YOU JUST THROW ONE OF YOU BOOKS AT ME?
Shadoom: Fool… you stink at this…Shadeath: Don't you have to be more Zen like?
Shadoom: Fine… The story of your typing is a poem of two words…
Shadeath: Yes? Yes?
Shadoom: YOU SUCK…
Shadeath: You got that off of that game advertisement!
Shadoom: I think it was called Red Steel or something like that…
Well there you go, a chapter written by the courtesy of Shadeath. It sucks doesn't it? IT DOES NOT! Now why not? BECAUSE I WROTE IT! AND WHAT I DO DOES NOT SUCK!!! Calm down… your hyperventilating… If you agree with me send a big fat BLEAH to Shadoom. If you agree with me just contact me and tell us Shadeath a dobe… - Shadoom and Shadeath