Rubber Ducky
Todd put all the groceries down in the kitchen. Unable to see JD, he called out into the apartment. "JD where are you?"
Hearing a reply from the bathroom, Todd headed there. Opening the door he found JD giving Sam a nice bubble bath. Todd sat down by the tub and pecked his boyfriend on the lips before patting Sam on the back.
"I found one of your bath toys, I hope you don't mind if Sam plays with it." JD pointed at a rubber ducky floating around in the bathtub. "By the way, I think it's cute you still have some."
"Dude, your letting Sam play with the 'Duck with a Dong?'" Todd asked with his eyebrows raised in curiosity.
Confused by the statement, JD turned to his lover. "Duck with a what now?"
Todd chuckled in reply. "I got it at this cool novelty shop."
Turning his attention back to Sam, JD was greeted to a shocking surprise as his son waved the toy around in his fist. Todd couldn't help but laugh and JD stared wide-eyed as young Sam literally grabbed the rubber ducky by the balls.
"Okay I did not notice that before." JD pried the toy away from Sam's fingers, throwing it at Todd. "You are so-"
"Sexy?" Todd attempted to smooth the situation over. Opening his arms, he motioned JD into a hug. "You know you love me."
JD nodded in reply, kissing Todd's fingers. "Yes I do; even though you are gross enough to buy a duck with a dick."
NOTE: This drabble was inspired by an actual toy I spotted while Christmas shopping a month ago. I thought it turned out funny and so Todd. Enjoy and review the drabbles and stay tuned for the next update whenever that is.