Vlad's Guide to Annoying Danny

Methods 41- 45

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41. Auction him off at one of those lonely women clubs(suggested by ghostanimal)

"Ok everybody I know you're all excited to get a man today." A woman was cutoff by the cheers of a bunch of other women in the background.

"And I'll be glad to show you the lucky bachelors! Unfortunately I myself am not one of them." Vlad said from behind the red headed woman who was running the show.

"How'd you get-" The red head started, but Vlad slipped her a 50 dollar bill, and she trotted off.

"Our first bachelor is the age of 32. Please meet Mr. Daniel Fenton!" The bronze curtains opened up and Danny stood in a black suit and red tie.

"Wait, I thought you said I was going on some gameshow!" Danny backed up against the wall.

"200 dollars!"

"275!"

"Wait! I'm only 14! I'm not really a bachelor, I even have a girlfriend!" Danny screamed.

"Oh. . .boo! Boo!" Several women had scowls on their faces. And as we all know, a single woman at a bachelor auction is a scary thing. . .especially when they're holding scalpels, and pitchforks, and HOLY CRAP is that a chainsaw? Who gave her a chainsaw?

"Oh..my..crud..." Danny whimpered.

42. Narrate his life for him

"Young Daniel Fenton was just 14, when his parents built a very strange machine, it was designed to view a-" Vlad stopped talking as Danny stretched and got out of bed.

"Vlad why are you in my room?"

"Danny had just gotten out of bed and was wearing only some red boxers and a t-shirt. He glared at some kind of imaginary force." Vlad said into a microphone.

"That mike isn't even plugged in!"

"Danny continued to scream at this imaginary force, let's call him 'Vlad' if you will."

"Ugh."

"Danny groaned and dressed himself inside of his closet. When he came out he was wearing his usual attire. A black and red t-shirt with a strange symbol in the middle. Dark jeans, and red and black sneakers. Left foot, right foot, left foot right foot, left foot, right foot. Danny stopped."

"VLAD!"

"He spoke to the imaginary force again. Then stayed silent, I wonder what-"

Danny grabbed the microphone and snapped it in two equal pieces.

43. Act like you're an explorer or something

Vlad crept up beside Danny on the couch dressed in a safari outfit. He looked like an evil version of the crocodile hunter.

"The hunter watches his prey. A black and white gorilla. Gorillas are known for being extremely shy. And the we have here, I call Danny."

Danny rolled his eyes grabbed the remote.

"He seems to be picking up some kind of device and clicking on it. He might be trying to tell me something. Let's get a closer look shall we?" Vlad made the camera zoom in.

Danny glared and started walking towards Vlad.

"He's trying to make physical contact with me, a human being. He's getting closer, closer-" SMASH. Danny busted Vlad's camera lense, which now had 3 huge cracks in it.

"Hmm, he's getting agressive, I'd better use this special sleep dart I bought!" Vlad took out a giant needle and stuck Danny in the arm. Danny fell onto the floor with a thud.

"Vlad, what are you doing?" Sam walked in.

"The gorilla's mate is angered, she charges for the camer-A!"

"BBBBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPP."

Silence.

44. Say random things

"Peanut farts." Tucker said.

"..."

"Walmart pancakes."

"Tucker, is it time to see your therapist again?"

"Poptart poop."

"O.o"

"lalalalalalallalalLALALALALALALALALALA."

"Tuck! You know what, I'm just going to ignore you. Ha!"

"Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, I'm killing you!"

"..."

"Bite them your way! (chomp) I'm a vampire!"

"GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!" (the screaming would've gone on for 4 more pages so, lets' skip to the next method.)

45. Fart while kissing Danny (from 'Superhero Movie')

"Hi Dan-(fart)." Sam walked in and sat next to Danny.

"Sam did you just-"

"(fart) (faaaaaart)"

"..." Danny scooted away.

Sam leaned in for a kiss. Danny was reluctant at first, but then the two of them were engaged in your average DxS kiss scene. "(fart) (farty fart fart)"

"o.o"

"(FAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTT)" In fact, Sam's fart was so big that the paint started to peel off and Danny's eyes started to water.

Danny got up and walked to the door. . .the door was locked.

"(FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRT) (fart) (fart fart fart fart fart fart)" The entire room now smelled like, like. . .duh?

"Sam!"

"Am I bother-(fart fart)ing you?" Sam smiled.

"Stop it! It's disgusting! Girls aren't supposed to-"

"(fart) (alphabet fart)" Yep, Sam farted the alphabets. :p

Danny sighed. "(choke choke) I'm choking on your farts-"

"FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRT) (fart fart fart)

"(choke) Sa-"

"(fart)"

And that's how Danny died- death by farts. But since this story would be over, I'm going to bring him back to life. XD

Suddenley Danny's lifeless body was lifted off of the ground in a blue light. "(gasp) I'm alive!"

A/N: Yep, superhero movie. It was hilarious! Review. And give suggestions if you can.

To everyone who ever reviewed. . .

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