a cup of insanity, a boatload of fun.
rating: teen
pairing: itachi/sasuke/naruto/sakura friendship
song/inspiration: hospital
warning: extremely!short, like crap!short
mini drabble #1 - my! what a pretty little nurse(in which sasuke learns that itachi isn't allowed anywhere near costume shops, especially if they are meant for him)
Sakura knew her family and friends were weird but this...
This took the cake.
She had never imagined they were this weird or crazy.
It seemed that visiting hours in the hospital didn't start until late because what elese would explain Naruto dressed in patient robes with Sasuke as a nurse and Itachi as the doctor. Sakura knew she wasn't ever going to let them live this down. Not only because Itachi had decided on a bulging belly and mustache to complete his look but because of Sasuke's predicament.
He looked very pretty, she decided, in that short dress that made him look impossibly thin (not fair!) and his high cheekbones in the rosy blush (whether it was make up, embarresment or anger she didn't know) and his wig didn'tlook that bad either. Inwardly she cackled, Naruto guffawed which gave him the appearance of a sickly patient (or sick hyena) coughing, and Itachi smirked. She brandished her phone and started taking pictures.
Sasuke scowled.
They came to see how she was doing, because of them, perfect!
lulz. short, warned you.