Hiya, everyone. I'm procrastinating on the 25th chapter of In the Shadows of Dark Alleys.
I know, I'm such a bad person.
COUGH COUGH. ANNOUCEMENT.
I HAVE A NEW STORY (so if u dnt care about my new story, skip a little farther down).
Yeah, you heard me. Its on my joint account with LadyNightmareMarshmelloShadows (theres a link to r account somewhere on my profile) and its called Evilosity.
Its SasuSaku, LeeTen, NaruHina, ShikaIno, GaaOC, KibaTem, NejiOC, KakaAnko, ChoOC, and ShinoOC. Sia's in it, I'm in it, (I go by the name Maybelle in the sotry, even though its in my POV), and LadyNightmareMarshmelloShadows is in it (she goes by the name Nightmare).
I won't say more than that.
READ IT, DAMMIT!
Anyway...thanks to all my lovely reviewers.
I love you.
ChristinaAngel: Her bad day will soon end...erm anyway (coughs) yes Sasuke will be very damaged when he grows up, LMAO.
TheDemonMistress: Well that's what I was aiming for.
EliteFang: OMG CPR WE NEED CPR! ...crap I dnt know CPR. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
waveblader213: ...i think u've said that about all the chapters, tee hee.
ForgiveButNeverForget: Same here. That's because Gaara's pretty scary himself...BUT HE DOESN'T SCARE SIA!
Fav lines:
ChristinaAngel's Favorite Line: The rest of the day was pretty uneventful. I hit Sasuke over the head sometimes, yelled at him that he must've been adopted, told him Itachi was way better than him in every way, and managed to get him detention. Besides the fact that I got detention with him, everything went perfectly. (Sia Uchiha)
waveblader213's Favorite Line: "I DON'T-pant-WANT-pant-TO-pant-DIE-pant-breath-wheeze-AT A-gasp-pant-inhale-YOUNG-breath-wheeze-cough-AGE!!", siad by (as u put it) 'sia uchiha the young random middle uchiha' LMAO!
Disclaimer: I own nothing BUT A GAARA PLUSHIE, SIA, MY THOUGHTS, MY RANDOMNESS, A SASUKE PIN, AND THE PLOT! (erm ur all probably like 'what plot?')
Jerks, Fangirls, and Mean Teachers: The Joys of High School
Chapter Ten-CARRY ME!
"SIA MY LOVE!"
"GO AWAY DANNER! CAN'T YOU SEE THAT YOU'RE JUST MAKING IT EVEN HARDER FOR HER TO BREATH??"
Holy crap. Did Gaara just yell?
GAARA? MY ANTI –SOCIAL BEST MALE FRIEND (coughandsecretcrushcoughcough)??
WHAT WAS THE WORLD COMING TOO?
I think I was turning blue.
OMG, LIKE KISAME!
NO I DIDN'T WANT TO BE LIKE KISAME!
With that thought in my head, I started to breath properly.
"O-pant-kay-pant," I panted. "I think-I'm-OK."
"THANK THE LORDS!" All my fanboys screamed.
"I WISH YOU WOULD ALL GO DIE!" I yelled at them, glaring at each and every one. They all fainted.
"Yeah she's OK,' Temari said.
"HOW DO YOU YOUTHFULLY KNOW THAT YOUTHFUL TEMARI?"
Damn. I had forgotten that Gai was still there…
WORLD DOMINATION! EVIL WORLD DOMINATION!
Cough. Anyway…
"Because, if she can yell, her lungs are working fine," Tenten said. "Ah duh."
"YOU ARE YOUTHFULLY RIGHT! OH TEMARI AND TENTEN YOU ARE BOTH SO YOUTHFUL! I WISH I WAS AS YOUTHFUL AS YOU TWO!"
"OH BUT GAI-SENSEI YOU ARE AS YOUTHFUL AS YOUTHFUL TEMARI AND YOUTHFUL-"
BRING BRING BRING BRING BRING! The bell rang, signaling the end of homeroom and cutting Lee off.
"FREEDOM!!" I yelled, grabbing my bags and running out the door. "YES I AM NO LONGER IN GAI'S EVIL CLUTCHES! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HA-choke-HAHAHAHA!"
I was scaring people again.
Temari walked out of the classroom, bonked me on my head, grabbed my the back of my black shirt with pink block letters that read I AM IN LEAGUE WITH THE EVIL PINK BUNNIES. FEAR FOR YOUR LIFE, and dragged me-lots of choking on my part-all the way to L.A.
"Sasuke, I'm surprised you're not deaf," She said, depositing me in a chair. "You and Itachi. Sometimes I wonder how you two handle it."
"SAS-choke, cough, pant, wheeze, gasp, inhale-UKE!" I screamed, glomping my brother.
He attempted to glare at me while I was on his back.
It didn't work.
Hee hee hee, I am EVIL!
EVIL I TELL YOU EVIL!
WORLD DOMINATION BY RANDOMNESS!
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
…Maybe my brothers were right. I needed to cut back on the sugar.
…Nah.
"CARRY ME!" I demanded as Gaara and the rest of my friends and Sasuke's friends walked in the door.
"No," Sasuke said coolly.
"PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-"
"Will you shut up?"
'Yes."
"Fine."
And he carried me back to my seat.
A full two inches.
HEY, I WAS TIRED, OK! YOU TRY LIVING WITH NON-STOP MEOWING CATS ACROSS THE ROAD FROM YOU!
YEAH, UH-HUH, THAT'S RIGHT, I SAID IT!
WHAT!
"…Sasuke, you just agreed to carrying me all day," I told him.
"WHAT??"
"IIIIIIIIIITAAAAAAAACHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!" I screamed from Sasuke's back as he carried me into the lunchroom.
The whole cafeteria stopped talking.
And every single person, freshman or sophomore, junior or senior, student teacher or teacher, looked at us. Well, him, to be exact.
I was smirking.
Evilly.
Hee hee…
Itachi's friends were trying to contain they're laughter.
"TO Itachi's table!" I instructed Sasuke.
"Hnn."
"Don't say Hnn!" I slapped his head. He sulked, but managed to carry me over to Itachi. I slipped off Sasuke's back, wrapped my arm around Sasuke's neck, and smiled cheekily down at Itachi, who's looking at us with an amused smirk on his face.
"Stop glaring Sasuke," I said without looking at Sasuke.
"Sasuke, Sia," Itachi nodded at us, smirk still plastered on his face.
"Hiya, 'Tachi!" I said, trying not to break out in evil smirks and smiles. All of Itachi's friends were.
"Sia…mind telling me why Sasuke was carrying you on his back?"
"My leg hurts."
"Aa."
"And I tricked him into carrying me all day. I managed to get his teachers to let him in late, because, well, he's carrying me. And they love me, so they don't want me to get hurt."
"You've got a bag of tricks, un," Deidara grinned at me.
"Cha I am!" I said, smirking. "Now we must go…see you after lunch 'Tachi…" I hopped on Sasuke's back. "GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Sasuke will probably have a bad back when he's older, too.
Mwahahaha, I am so evil to Sasuke-kun.
MWAHAHA, ITS HIS FAULT FOR LEAVING TO GO TO OROICHMASTURBATE!
HA! IN YOUR FACE SASUKE!
BRING IT!
-punches Sasuke pin- Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww I hurt my fist... -goes and cries in the UEC-
...Please review, but no flames.
oWw, I think I've lost all the feeling in my legs...
IT BURNSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
Ja ne!
MaybelleTheRAWRDragon (or Sia, or Sia-chan, or Maybelle, or Maybelle-chan, or RAWR, or RAWR-chan. Its all up 2 u)