Happy New Year's everyone!
Do You Want To Take My Picture?
"Greg, I have something for you," Grandma Cuddy said as she headed towards her bags.
"Don't give me the porn here," House said. "Cuddy will see it."
"This present is for both of you," Grandma Cuddy said. House went to open his mouth, but Cuddy stopped him.
"Whatever dirty joke is going through your mind, keep it up there," Cuddy said.
"So bossy," House said to Calvin.
"So whipped," Cuddy said. Calvin started to laugh.
"She got you there," Calvin said.
"Mrs. Cuddy, they are being mean to me," House said.
"Running to mommy?" Cuddy asked with a smile.
"Maybe," House said.
"So you going to call me mom?" Laura asked with a smile.
"There is way too many Cuddy's in this house," House said.
"Just remember that even though Jordan had the last name of House, he is a little Cuddy too," Calvin said.
"That's a scary thought," House said with a smirk.
"Found it," Grandma Cuddy said as she handed House a box. "Sit next to Lisa and open it." House went and sat next to Cuddy. Before House could get the box open, Grandma Cuddy took a quick picture of him and Cuddy.
"Thanks for the warning," House said.
"I wanted you two to have a natural look on your face," Grandma Cuddy said.
"Cuddy without makeup on is as natural as you can get," House said with a smirk.
"Just open the present, butch," Cuddy said. House finished opening the present. House looked at the present.
"I don't think these earrings are my color," House said.
"Those are for Lisa," Grandma Cuddy said. "You get the cufflinks."
"That makes a lot more sense," House said. "I wondered why you were giving her cufflinks."
"These are beautiful, grandma," Cuddy said, picking up the earrings.
"I wore those at my wedding," Grandma Cuddy said. "Your grandfather wore those cufflinks. I want you two to wear them for your wedding."
"We would love to," Cuddy said.
"I don't know if these cufflinks will go with my Bruce Springsteen t-shirt," House said.
"Lisa, I hope you are having his friend James pick out his clothes for him for the wedding," Laura said.
"He better be picking it out for him or I am going to kill both of them," Cuddy said.
"You can't kill me," House said. "I am the father of your child."
"Supposedly," Cuddy said with a smile.
"Mrs. Cuddy, she is being mean to me again," House said. Grandma Cuddy snapped another picture of House and Cuddy.
"What was that?" House asked.
"You with a pouty look on your face," Grandma Cuddy said with a smile.
"Erase it," House said.
"Don't you dare," Cuddy said. "I want to show that picture to everyone."
"I am going to go crawl in a corner until you all leave," House said.
"Let me get a picture of you holding Jordan first," Grandma Cuddy said. Laura went and put Jordan into House's arms.
"I am never going to get used to seeing that," Cuddy said with a smile.
"Lisa, let's get you in the picture, too," Grandma Cuddy said. "Greg, wrap your arm around her." Cuddy moved next to House and he wrapped his arm around her shoulder.
"I want to download a copy for House's mom," Cuddy said. "I want her to have a picture of Jordan."
"Okay," Grandma Cuddy said. "Smile." Grandma Cuddy took the picture.
"You three look like one great family," Laura said.
"Welcome to the family, Greg," Calvin said.
"I am a Cuddy now," House said. "Can I have some booze to cope?"
"You might want to run to that corner now before Lisa smacks you," Grandma Cuddy said.
"She won't hit me when I am holding Jordan," House said.
"You better keep holding him then," Cuddy said.
