Chapter 5 EPoV: Saturday Morning Alice Style

I woke up on Saturday at 5:00A.M. from my bed shaking and a high pitched squeal coming from a very hyper pixie.

"Get up sleepy head, we're going shopping," she literally screamed.

I groaned, "Alice it's Saturday."

"So?"

"It's the weekend and some people would like to be asleep till noon."

"I will never understand you Edward, now would you like to get up the easy way or the hard way?"

"Goodnight, Alice," I flopped my head back on my pillow.

"Hard way it is."

All of a sudden I was covered in ice cold water and being thrown over Emmett's shoulder.

"WHAT THE HELL ALICE?," trying to get out of Emmett's vice grip.

"Thanks Emmett!"

"Anything to annoy little Eddie here."

I glared at both of them.

"Go get dressed so we can go shopping with Bella," I shot her a confused look.

"Don't think that I don't see the looks you to share, staring at each other when you think no one's looking, now go get dressed."

"Little Eddie loves Bella!," Emmett shouted.

"NO, I don't!"

"Whatever, Edward, you'll see, now get your ass moving before I have Rose take apart a little shiny silver car!"

"You wouldn't!"

"I would, now let's go, come on Em," and with that they walked out of my room.

After I got dressed we went to Bella's house to pick and/or wake her up, in Alice's yellow Porche.

They didn't come out of the house till about 6:30A.M. Bella looked annoyed and wet, while Alice was 'victory' beaming. Before I knew it I was staring at her.

"Why are you two staring at me?" she asked. I looked around and met Emmett's eyes. Oh… guess he was staring at her too. Well, okay I could have fun with this, and get someone off my back.

"I was wondering if you would do me a favor next week?" I asked.

"Let's hear it," Emmett said, she just nodded going along with it.

"Can you get Lauren off my back, she keeps looking like she wants to jump me?" I asked embarrassed, not to mention blushing.

"She is the school's biggest whore, she has slept with half the football team, the other half didn't want her including Edward," Alice chimed in. I was happy to admit at that moment that Alice was my sister. I gave her a thankful look, she just nodded.

"You're on the football team?" she asked.

"Yeah, Emmett is too."

After a few minutes she answered.

"Yeah, ok ,I'll help ya you just got to get Mike off my back, he keeps flirting with me and I keep rejecting him, when will he get the point." I grinned.

"Ok, I help you with yours if you help me with mine. Agreed?" I asked happily.

"Agreed," she said, feeling relieved.

"Good, cause I don't want Lauren jumping my brother," Alice said.

After that discussion, we were speeding down the road to where Alice is known best, the mall.