Ash's Second
Welcome to the final chapter of this Ash-centric-though-multi-character storied fic. The last 9 chapters have been building to conclusions for several different stories such as the unsolved mystery of Todd's murdered wife, Misty's absence and pregnancy, Delia's pregnancy, several other conclusions to things you might not have even been aware of, and of course the revelation of who Ash's SECOND girl will be. So please enjoy this chapter and don't take it too seriously.
Max takes another deep breath, and fondles the ball in his hand. But he feels something, that makes his eyes widen. The ball didn't feel right. He looked down at his hand, which did not hold a painted baseball, but instead a painted explosive device. Explosion Brand.
Max gulps.
"Boom." The ninja whispers.
Max screams and quickly tosses the grenade over the counter of the booth, surprising the guy in the ninja costume.
"Shit." He covers his eyes and braces the explosion that throws all the prize dolls in every direction and covers the area in a blanket of dust.
"Max!" Molly runs up and wraps her arms around him.
Mercedes and her cop boyfriend run over to them "What happened?" the cop asks.
"A ninja-carny tried to kill me!" Max yells, shaking from the fear.
The dust from the explosion settles, and the ninja sprints away to avoid capture. The policeman chases after him and calls for backup on his walkie.
Professor Oak parks his Ford truck in the parking lot of the hospital and gets out with Tracy. They quickly make their way to the waiting room, which is dominated by familiar faces. The two are greeted by Ash, Pikachu, Brock, Ms. Mime, Misty, May, Dawn, Duplica, Gisele, Joey, Gary, Jessie, James, and Meowth.
"I came as soon as I heard. What's going on?" Sam asks, getting perplexed looks from everyone.
"Delia went into labor, grampa." Gary replies.
"Well how was I supposed to know? I got a text from Ash saying to get to the hospital as soon as I can." Sam explains.
This time everyone gives Ash a reaction of perplexed looks "I knew the mystery of the text would get him here faster than letting him know my mom is in labor."
"I wish you would have told me specifically what the matter was so I'm not driving like a maniac. I could have run over someone." Sam turns to Tracy and puts a finger to his lip, hinting him not to speak of what happened on their drive over. Tracy zips his lips.
"I can't believe our Ash is going to be a father." Jessie says after Oak and Tracy get settled in.
"It's a scary thought." Gary follows.
"You're a scary thought!" Ash yells.
"I think Ash is gonna be a great father." Misty chimes in, sitting next to Ash. "He's one of the most caring, loving people in the universe. Have you seen the way he cares for his poke'mon?"
"Yeah only because he keeps them in their poke'balls most of the time." Gary reminds her "if he had to put up with all of their name repeating narcissism all the time he'd go crazy. He can't keep a baby in a poke'ball, but I'm sure he'll try."
"I would not." Ash says.
"You have already bought a poke'ball sheets and blanket set, like you're going to try and train the baby into believing he belongs inside of one." Brock points out, sitting on the other side of Ash.
"I saw a poke'ball plushie in the new crib too." Dawn recalls.
"I get free poke'ball merchandise from the poke'mon league okay?" Ash defends himself "You're all just jealous because I'm a poke'mon master." he crosses his arms.
"Chuu." Pikachu nods with a smile, sitting on his master's lap.
"You better not be siding with them, nipple cheeks." Ash says to his poke'mon.
"Pika pika." Pikachu shakes his head.
"Don't listen to them, Ash. You're gonna be a good dad." Misty puts her hand on his and imagines what it will be like:
In the morning when you wake up
Open your eyes to a new day
Look around at the gifts you've got
You've been so lucky along the way
Ash sits on the edge of his young son's bed reading his auto-biography as a bed time story.
"Then what happened?" his son asks, still wide awake.
"Um, uh…Bulbasaur, sleep powder." Ash whispers.
Bulbasaur hops on to the bed and uses it's sleep powder attack to put the kid to sleep. "Good job, Bulbasaur. That works way better than your dumb Bulbaby."
Time to finish what you've begun
Have the faith, you're the one
Throw your hat high - up to the sun
Ash's son is about a year older now, standing in the backyard naked "I don't want to take a bath out here, dad."
"I have to save on the water bill." Ash says "now use shower, Squirtle!"
Squirtle sprays Ash's son with water. Pidgeot follows up by using whirlwind to dry him. Then one of his Butterfree's offspring, Caterpie uses stringshot to around the kid's waist to create a towel.
Now you face the greatest test
Use the lessons that you've learned
Your goal is to be the best
And claim the prize that you've earned
"Throw it here, son." Ash says, squatting down at a baseball field with a catcher's mitt on his hand.
Ash's son takes a deep breath and pitches the ball to his dad's glove, which has a crudely painted caterpie on the inside. "Way to go, son. You caught caterpie. Now look it's a wild pidgeotto." He takes off the glove and grabs another one from a pile of gloves with pictures of poke'mon painted on the inside.
Ever since you were a young man
You've kept your eye on the master plan
To reach for the top - and touch the sky
Ash is out in the forest with his son, being filmed for his new show 'The Poke'mon Hunter.' "Well lookey here, mates. We've stumbled on an Ekans. Danger danger danger. It's got a highly venomous bite and you should never touch it. But I'm the poke'mon hunter damn it." Ash reaches for the ekans, but it turns and bites his hand. "Crikey!"
"Dad!" his son rushes to his side.
"Son, I'm a goner. Whatever happens, just remember the most important lesson I've taught you." Ash says, gasping for air.
"Stay away from bikes?" his son asks.
"And beedrills." Ash adds.
"Hey I found an antidote in my pocket." His son says, holding it up.
"Oh never mind." Ash takes a sigh of relief.
It's your destiny
To spread your wings and fly
Ash and his 12 year old son stand on a Cliffside "Get ready." He tells his son "Now jump!"
His son jumps off the cliff on to a Charizard flying by. The poke'mon desperately tries to shake him off, flying wildly and breathing it's fire. Ash's son uses his long hair to tie it around the Charizard's horn, calming it down to fly under his control.
"You've sealed the bond!" Ash shouts from the cliff.
You can do it if you really try
You can do it if you really try
Spread your wings and learn to fly
You can do it if you really, really try
Ash's 13 year old son sits in the living room playing the latest Call of Duty game on the latest X-box console. Ash walks in "Hey, son. Are you ready to enter in the father-son games this Saturday?"
"No, dad. That's boring and stupid." His son replies.
"Mom!" Ash yells, apparently still living with her "our son evolved into a teenager!" he laughs "now teenager I choose you…to go mow the lawn."
Ash's son sighs and gets up to do his chores.
Keep movin forward to stay alive
Trust your heart and you'll survive
Follow your dreams, never let them die
It's your destiny
To spread your wings and fly(You can do it if you really try by…not sure, but it's from a Poke'mon soundtrack)
Now Ash's son is on his own poke'mon journey, and in a pickle. An Aipom took his hat, which his father gave to him the day he left Pallet Town. Aipom was in a tree wearing the hat, and taunting the trainer.
"Give me back my hat!" he yells.
"Relax. It's just a hat." His scantily dressed female friend says.
"I had to do like a million chores to get that hat!" he shouts back at her.
Rick and Todd were also at the hospital, just outside the waiting room, preparing themselves for the birth of Ash's incest child so they could get the first photographs of him. "Those pics are gonna be worth a ton." Todd says, licking his lips in anticipation.
"How are we going to get past the guards?" Rick asks.
"Guards?" Todd was confused.
"Look." Rick points to the room where Delia was giving birth.
Todd looks to see two Sythers standing on each side of the door wearing shirts that said 'Paparazzi Police' "Damn. We'll have to create a diversion."
"Maybe we could-" Rick's plan was cut off by his cell phone ringing. "Hmm?" he takes out his phone, but does not recognize the number. He answers it "Hello?"
"Hi is this Rick? Rick Sure?" a male voice asks.
"Yeah who is this?"
"It's Max. The guy from the deli the other day. I was with a girl and we were really interested in why you were in Pallet Town." Max reminds him.
"Oh right. Uh this isn't the best time right now." Rick tells him.
"I know who killed your wife."
Rick's eyes enlarge "…what?"
"He's at the police station. If you want closure, you have to come down here immediately." Max says.
"I'm on my way." Rick hangs up the phone and heads for the exit.
"Rick where are you going?" Todd catches up with him.
"They caught the killer…" Rick says, and continues on his way.
Todd stands there, stunned. He watches his rival-turned friend walk away to pursue something bigger. He looks back, where a big opportunity was waiting for him, but instead of turning back, he followed Rick.
Back in the waiting room Ash was reflecting on his life up to this point "I can't believe the rollercoaster my life has been on. It's gone up and down, and slowly made its way to the highest of highs, and then fallen down to the lowest of lows in an instant."
"Life is a lot like sex, Ash." Misty says "It can be fun, rough, disappointing, and goes by way too fast. But at the same time it's the most amazing thing in the world."
"I never thought of it that way." Ash says.
"I think life is more like a penis." Brock chimes in his interpretation "It's hard, it goes up and down, and it's never as long as you want it to be. But there are a few moments when it feel good and you're proud of it."
"I prefer to say it's more like a vagina." Tracy adds "It opens, it closes, it-"
"Okay enough of these disgusting analogies." May says angrily "why can't you compare life to a blooming flower or the sun. It rises and falls each day. It can be bright and then diminish."
"Those are boring analogies, May." Sam tells her "I'm on their side with this one."
Ash laughs "Poor uninteresting May."
May grits her teeth "Shouldn't you be holding your mom's hand or something while she's going through labor?"
"Uh, okay." Ash sweat drops and gets up, taking Pikachu with him to his mom's room.
Silence ensues for a few minutes following Ash's absence "I wonder where Ash's life-coaster is going next. Up or down?" Joey asks.
"I think…" Misty speaks "I think it's gonna go back up. I know Ash, and his life will shoot back up to the top. It always does no matter what adversity he faces." She smiles. In turn so does everyone else, wanting nothing but the best for the poke'mon master.
Rick and Todd walk through the entrance of the police station where Max and Molly are waiting. "Rick, over here." Max gestures him over with his hand.
"Where is he?" Rick asks impatiently, nervously.
"In an interrogation room." Max replies, leading the way.
"How did…" Rick begins to ask, still unable to comprehend the news.
"He just tried to kill me with an explosive device, and then once he was brought in I started to put pieces together, and plus he admitted to more than I could ever imagine." Max explains, leading him into a room with the permission of the police.
"Rick Sure?" the cop who arrested the suspect asks as soon as Rick stepped into the room.
"Yes." Rick shakes his hand.
"I'm officer Matthews. That's your guy right in there." Matthews points at the window/two-way mirror.
Rick walks up to the window and stares through at the man sitting in a chair in front of a table. He stares at him long and hard, trying to see if he could recognize the figure. "I don't recognize him."
"His name is Bryan Anderson." Max tells him "he's a friend of Ash's and used to date Molly." He looks at his girlfriend and flashes her a smile. She returns the favor "She told me he used to work at an explosives manufacturing company. The company that made the bomb he tried to kill me with and the same device that…" Max stopped talking, not wanting to say those horrible words.
"He must have been the one who hooked Ash's yard up with all those mines." Todd states.
Rick stares at Bryan with a blank emotionless expression. His mind however was racing with a million thoughts. "I wish I could just speak to him. And find out why, and beat the shit out of him if he did it…"
Officer Matthews takes Rick by the arm and walks him several feet away from Todd and Molly "I'm not supposed to do this, but I'm gonna let you talk to this guy face to face. I know about the incident. And your pain. And I think you deserve some closure."
"Thanks." Rick shakes the officer's hand.
Back at the hospital, the wait was intolerable, so they had broken into song to pass the time and keep themselves entertained.
Nothing in the world can bring us down-Dawn
No, not us.-May
Mime Mime-Ms. Mime (translation: not us)
Spread a little sunshine all around- Joey
There's never enough!-Brock
All we wanna do!-Gary
Is have a good time!-Jessie
Having lots of fun!-James
Wit all dees friends of mine!-Meowth
All we wanna do!-Samuel
Is celebrate!-Misty
Every time we've been together!-Tracy/Duplica
It's been great!-Gisele (all we wanna do by…I'm not sure but it's on the Totally Poke'mon soundtrack)
"All my friends are here with me." Ash continues the singing, emerging from the entrance "and things are good, as they can be…" his smile disappears when he notices everyone is staring at him. "What? I can't sing with you guys?"
"How's your mother?" Sam asks.
"She just had the baby!" Ash exclaims happily.
After an initial moment of silence, everyone hops off their asses and runs to the room to see the baby. After everyone has their I.D's checked by the paparazzi syther security at the door, they're cleared for entry.
"Congratulations, Mrs. Ketchum." Misty says before anyone else can, crowding around her and the baby with the rest of the group.
"He's adorable…" May squeals "but…why is his hair blue?" this attention to detail sparked confusion through the minds of everyone else. Indeed this new born had blue hairs sprouting out of the top of his head.
"I think I know why…" Delia says.
Bryan sits patiently at the table in the interrogation room, when his thoughts are interrupted by the opening door. In steps Rick, who stops at the doorway after sealing himself inside. Bryan waves at him.
"Don't wave at me. Not if you did what I think you did." Rick warns. He approaches the table and sits down in the chair opposite of Bryan.
"You're a lucky man." Bryan says.
"Fuck you! Why did you kill my wife?" Rick yells, boiling with anger, barely able to restrain the violent revenge swirling in his brain.
"I was in love with Rachel…" Bryan answers.
Rick raises an eyebrow "Go on…"
Bryan looks down at his hands "I-"
"Look at me when you talk!" Rick yells.
Bryan lifts his head and forces himself to match his eyes to Rick's. "Your wife was having an affair with me." Those words made Rick's blood run cold, and froze him stiff "I loved her a lot. I wanted her to myself so…"
Flashback…
Bryan pulls up in his car in front of Rick's house with Rachel in the passenger seat. "Leave him, Rachel. I'm ten times the man that girl will ever be."
"I can't, Bryan. I love him too much. Look, I don't think we should do this anymore. It's not right. I love my husband. I fucked up." Tears start to strain down her cheek. She opens the door and gets out.
Rick watches through the blinds in the house, glaring.
"You're making a mistake." Bryan tells her.
"I already made a mistake." Rachel closes the door and walks to the house.
During the course of the week, Bryan remained close, spying on Rick to get his schedule and plot a way to erase him from the picture. He discovers that Rick has to deliver a set of photographs to his employer on Thursday as the deadline. When that day came…
Rick lays sick in bed with multiple blankets covering him. He had a damp rag on his forehead and an abundance of liquids around him. Rachel, who was sitting on the edge of the bed, gives his hand a squeeze.
"I'm gonna lose my job…if I don't make the deadline." Rick manages to say.
"I can do that for you, honey." Rachel kisses her husband's hand.
"No, that's okay. Just stay with me." Rick pleads.
"I'll be right back." She gets up to leave.
Everything seemed to play out in slow motion for Rick, and his wife's words echoed in his ears. "Wait. Don't go." he lifts his hand up, but is too weak to do anything else.
"It's gonna be okay." Rachel walks out the door.
Rick was hanging on every word coming out of Bryan's mouth. It was almost impossible to understand. "That bomb was meant for me." He realized "I was supposed to die that day."
"Yeah. But then you ruined everything. Asshole." Bryan tries to cross his arms but the cuffs made that impossible "damn cuffs, I can't even cross my arms. I want my lawyer."
"Fuck you!" Rick leaps over the table and grabs Bryan's neck with his hands and strangles him. The two fall on to the floor, and Rick proceeds to kick the crap out of his wife's killer.
Officer Matthews, Max, Molly, and Todd watch through the two-way mirror. "Are you gonna allow this?" Molly asks, stunned.
"Allow what? I don't see anything wrong with this picture." Matthews responds. "the camera isn't running anyways"
Molly smiles. So too does Max and Todd.
"Ash…this isn't your son after all." Delia tells her son.
"What do you…mean?" Ash asks, confused. The news creates a bustle of anxious confused whispers throughout the room.
Delia turns to James "James, you're a father."
The room just gasped.
"Ooooh-Eeeeh!" James squeals his trademark squeal.
"How is that possible?" Brock asks.
Delia smiles "It happened when I was out of town in Saffron City…"
Flashback
After a long day at the garden expo, Delia and James get to the hotel where they're staying. "I had fun today." Delia brushes her bangs out of the way.
"So did I. I guess I'll see you tomorrow maybe." James brushes his lone string of hair out of the way that hangs down the middle of his face. He turns to leave.
"Wait!" Delia shouts.
"Yeah?" James turns around.
"Do you want to come up to my room and talk or something?" Delia asks.
"I'd like that." James smiles
Delia moans as James thrusts his cock in and out of her pussy. "Oh James." She scratches his back with one hand and clenches his hair in the other.
James squeal-moans "Your pussy is so soft and wet."
"You should join team COCKET!" Delia screams.
"Ahhhh mom!" Ash makes a disgusted face, along with everybody else.
"You didn't need to tell us everything in detail." Misty shudders.
"We did it a dozen times that week." James says proudly.
"Ash." Brock puts a hand on Ash's shoulder "how does this make you feel?"
"Mmmm-" Ash's lips slowly form a smile and then he lets his emotions burst out "this is awesome!" he exclaims with glee "this is a cause for celebration. I want everyone to come over to my house and watch the sex video we made on my home theatre."
"Why do we have to watch porn to celebrate?" Joey asks.
"I'm with Ash. That sounds like a great idea!" Brock high fives Ash.
"There's nothing better than amateur porn." Sam agrees.
"Then it's settled. Ha ha, let's go!" Ash runs out the door, leaving everyone else stagnant.
After beating the crap out of Bryan, Rick made his way to a nearby park and found a bench to sit on and reflect on his thoughts. He sat there with his head lowered and his hands together. He wasn't sure if things were better now that he had closure or before when it was still a mystery. Either way, he was extremely depressed.
"Rick." Todd approaches him with a look of sorrow in his eyes.
Rick does not respond or even lift his head to acknowledge him.
Todd decided the best thing he could do was be there for his friend and comfort him. He sits down next to Rick. "Rick…"
"I can't believe she was cheating on me with that guy." Rick finally spoke.
"You can't let that eat you up. You wanted to catch the mother fucker that did it, and you did." Todd reminds him "soak that up."
"But-"
"And the bomb was meant for you. You're still here. You should be grateful and move on with your life." Todd says, desperately trying to reach Rick.
"I guess…" Rick sighs.
"Rick! Todd!" Molly shouts, running towards them with Max.
"What's up?" Todd asks after the couple runs up to them.
"We're going to Ash's party." Max tells them "Apparently Mrs. Ketchum's son turned out to belong to someone else so Ash is having a big party to celebrate. You guys are welcome to come along."
"What do you say, Rick? It'll help you forget about today. Have some fun." Todd tells him.
"Okay." Rick says, finally lifting his head.
It wasn't long before the party at Ash's mansion was in full swing. The drinking and dancing was already in effect. But no one was having more fun than Ash, who threw hundred dollar bills in the air as he skipped around the house, spreading the joy and wealth(unlike most wealthy individuals).
In addition to all the people partying and Pikachu and Ms. Mime and Meowth, Ash's other poke'mon were contributing to the party. Pidgeot was flying around outside with a party hat on, along with Charizard and Butterfree. Haunter and Primeape tended to the mini bar in the kitchen, getting plenty to drink.
Geodude humped Ash's leg, making him laugh "Go ahead, Horny-dude. Hump all you want." He laughs again.
"Ash sure is happy." Misty observes.
"You'd be happy too if you found out that the baby you made with your mom turned out not to be yours." Brock says.
"Jynx!" Jynx sneaks up behind Brock.
"What the hell are you doing here? Were you even invited?" Brock asks his stalker.
"Jynx jynx." She nods.
"I guess I have to stay away from the booze tonight." Brock storms away angrily.
"Hi, Jynx." Misty smiles at the poke'mon.
"Jynx jynx!" she flips Misty off with an obvious translation, making her frown.
In the kitchen Delia had a decent crowd of people around her consisting of the ex-team rocket trio, Professor Oak, Joey, May, and Dawn. "It sure was nice of the doctors to let you go home so soon after giving birth." Sam says.
Delia holds her new born son "We don't have the best doctors in this town." She reminds him.
"Did you ever decide on a name, Mrs. Ketchum?" May asks, curious.
"I sure did. After lots of thought, I decided to name him...Dust." Delia answers.
"Dust Ketchum? Isn't that kind of an insulting name?" Jessie asks.
Dawn coughs "Ash"
"What if there's a prophecy somewhere about the world turning to dust? I think hard about these things." Delia explains.
"Makes sense." Sam nods and crosses his arms, impressed.
"I'm not sure Dust will be pleased with that name." Jessie says quietly but loud enough to be heard.
"I know one thing for sure." James puts an arm around Delia's waist "I'm going to be by your side to help raise little Dusty. Through economic catastrophes and raging storms. No matter the challenge I will provide a sufficient future for my son in the face of harsh adversity."
"Aww, James." Delia kisses him on the lips.
Jessie and Meowth become grossed out and exchange a look of unpleasant expressions, and then both take a shot of tequila.
In the living room, the stereo blasted a song that only Ash was dancing to.
Pikachu!
You know that there's no one so...
I choose you!
There's no else that I'd rather...
Have you by my side!
'N you can help me win this fight!
Because we need to face the challenge that's ahead!(Pikachu I Choose You-poke'mon soundtrack)
"Pikachu!" Ash sings "You know there is no other...I choose you! Because you are my brother..."
"Hey Ash!" Gary shouts.
Ash stops dancing and singing "What's up Gare?"
"I noticed that you don't have a twenty foot high wall around your house anymore. Or any wall. What's up with that?" he asks.
"I also had the maze cut down, got rid of the mines, and my security too." Ash smiles.
"But I thought you wanted to keep trespassers out." Gary points out.
"Yeah I did. But I'm moving on with my life. Since Ritchie's sex change operation has swept the media circuits, I now feel safe and I can live normally again." Ash explains.
"I'm glad to hear that." Gary smiles.
"So what are you gonna do now, Ash?" Tracy asks with his arm around Duplica.
"I was thinking about opening up a gym by the beach and instruct trainers." He responds "and I'm going to release a bunch of my poke'mon into a sanctuary on this island reserve I found out about."
"Wow. Ash Ketchum releasing his poke'mon. I never thought I'd see the day." Brock says, leaning against one of the walls.
"I know aren't you proud?" Ash asks.
"I was being sarcastic. You release your poke'mon all the time." Brock replies.
"Name one." Ash crosses his arms.
"Butterfree, Pidgeot, Haunter, Lapras, Beedrill, Larvitar, Primeape, Squirtle, Charizard, and who knows how many others you secretly got rid of."
"Wait a second. I never even caught Haunter so you're wrong!" Ash yells.
"Then what's it doing here?" Brock asks.
"If you're accusing me of stealing Haunter from Sabrina in the middle of the night…I'd like to know how you found that out." Ash says.
"Just go back to dancing." Brock says, using his hands to gesture/wave him away.
As Ash goes back to singing and dancing, Ms. Mime tends to the front door after being the only one to hear the doorbell ring. "Mime." She greets the newest guests and lets them in: Max, Molly, Todd and Rick.
"What a cutie!" Molly quickly spots the newborn baby in Delia's arms and rushes over to say hi, pulling Max along with her. "What's his name?"
"Dust." Delia replies with a heartwarming smile.
"Ehh.." Max and Molly sweat drop.
Rick walks right by the crowd and heads to the bar to load up on alcohol. He mixes himself a pitcher combining all sorts of intoxicating liquids and gulps it down. Todd worries for his friend, but walks away to leave him be.
"Hey Todd!" Ash shouts.
"Huh?" Todd turns to face him "hi, Ash."
"Get a picture of this." Ash raises his fist with an extended middle finger, flipping him off, followed by laughter "I'm just kidding buddy." Ash puts his arm around Todd's shoulder.
"Someone's happy." Todd says.
"Todd!" Misty yells, walking up to him with her arms crossed.
"M-M-Misty? Uh hi. I forgot you were here…" Todd sweat drops.
"I haven't heard from you in months. You haven't returned any my messages. This is how you act when you have a child on the way?" she confronts him angrily.
"Misty I'm…" Todd lowers his head.
Ash watches the two, and then manages to put two and two together, realizing that Todd is the father of Misty's unborn child. It didn't matter who was the father to him though. There isn't anyone he would be happy about. It killed him to stay there, so he headed towards the kitchen.
But before he could enter, a crowd of people emerged, blocking his path in the likes of Delia, Professor Oak, Jessie, James, Meowth and…well everyone else that was in the kitchen.
"I have an announcement that I wanted to do with plenty of witnesses around." Molly says "so I don't make the mistake Duplica made."
Duplica rolls her eyes and Tracy puts a hand on the back of his neck.
"I'm pregnant, Max." she says, turning to him.
"Uh…" Max wasn't sure what to say.
"We're gonna have a baby. Are you happy?" Molly asks.
"Well I mean, it's not that I'm not happy but…I don't have a job or any money to take care of a kid." Max frowns.
"You can work for me." Tracy says "and run the lab as my partner."
"Huh?" Max raises an eyebrow.
"What are you talking about, Tracy?" Gary asks.
"Tell them, Professor, or should I say Mr. Oak." Tracy says, giving the floor to Samuel.
"Very well." Sam clears his throat "I'm retiring, and making Tracy the new professor in town." He puts his arm around Tracy's shoulder.
"Professor Sketchit?" Ash's jaw drops.
"What about me Grandpa? I thought that position was going to me." Gary reminds him.
"Tracy has been by my side at the laboratory for the past twelve years while you've consistently showed no interest in any of the responsibilities associated with the lab." Sam explains. All Gary can do is lower his head in shame.
"All hail Professor Sketchit." Ash gets down on his knees and laughs.
"How much has Ash had to drink?" Delia asks Brock.
"He hasn't had anything to drink." Brock answers.
"Oh yeah I forgot about that magic juice. I'll be right back!" Ash gets up and runs into the kitchen to inhale alcohol alongside Rick.
"I think I'll get a piece of that too." Todd starts to walk off, but Misty pulls on the back of his shirt to prevent him from leaving.
"I'm not done with you, asshole. You're not running away from this. It's your responsibility too." She tells him.
"Come on, Misty. I was just a guy trying to have some fun. You can't actually expect me to give up the next 18 years of my life because of a few minutes of sex. I'm not a male Horsea. I don't have the burden of being pregnant. I'll send you some checks okay. That's my way." Todd dramatically tells her.
"You inconsiderate, selfish, little-" Misty searches her vocabulary for more words to insult him when another woman interrupts her rant.
"Todd I've been looking for you." May says
"What's up? Sorry Misty I'm busy. Talk to you later though." Todd waves her away, but she does not budge.
"Todd…I'm pregnant." She says, taking his hand in hers.
"What?" Todd yells. He stands in between Misty and May, looking back and forth at both of them, stricken with panic. He falls to his knees.
Rick walks into the room past Brock's 'IntoxiTector' on the counter reading a level of DANGEROUSLY OVER-DRUNK. "Toddy! What's up man? Hey how is it going?" he stumbles over to him.
"He's in a world of trouble." Misty answers for him.
"No it's cool. Meowth and those guys, they don't work for team rocket anymore. You're fine, man." Rick tries to tell him. "big trouble is not gonna follow you."
"And they're not gonna capture Pikachu." Ash adds, re-emerging from the kitchen, with the alcohol starting to take effect.
"Ash take it easy on the booze will ya." Misty warns him, trying to snatch his glass of Smirnoff.
"Ohhh come on try to catch me." Ash sings, running away from her "catch me if you can. Ohh come on try to catch me. Oh catch me if you can. Come on come on catch me now, catch me Misty-mon. Come on try to catch me now, you can't catch me anyhow." He sings till he runs into someone, dropping and spilling his glass on the ground.
"Woah Ash are you okay?" his old friend Mumble asks.
"Mumble you made it!" Ash gives him a hug "did you bring the gold?"
Mumble holds up a disc in a clear protective case "Sure did, fully edited."
"Yes!" Ash swipes the disc and runs back into the living room "Everybody I got the porn. Follow me to the theatre room so we can start the show!" he announces.
"Wait he was serious?" Duplica asks.
"What are we waiting for let's go get good seats!" Tracy grabs her hand and runs after Ash, who leads and ushers everyone into his theatre room, where they take their seats.
"This is so exciting I've never been to a movie premiere." Jessie says, digging into a bag of popcorn.
"I wonda if Jimmy's sex scene is in it." Meowth says, sitting next to her.
"Programs!" Ash hands out sheets of paper to everyone.
Jessie reads through it "It says it features sexual encounters from Ash and friends during the past week."
"Oh. I guess dat will be fun." Meowth says. "as long as it isn't in tree-D."
Brock begins to sweat "I'm nervous. What if I didn't give a good performance?" he asks Pikachu, who sits on one side of him.
"Pi chu Pikachu." Pikachu taps his paw on Brock's hand for reassurance.
"I'm sure you did great." Gary says, sitting on the other side of him.
The lights dim out and the pre-movie messages come on the screen to the lowering voices of everyone in the theatre. 'In case of a fire or emergency, please run, don't walk to the nearest exit.' They're told on the screen.
After a few trailers promoting some of Mumble's future homemade high-school budget films as a way of self-promotion, the movie begins:
It starts with Brock and Gary each banging a woman together on the same bed at the Friendship Inn Motel. And since it's the first scene, and it's edited straight to the point, it gets a large gasp from the audience.
"What have I agreed to watch?" Dawn asks, stunned.
"Mmm." Delia touches her thigh, turned on.
"Hell yeah we fucked those chicks man." Brock high fives Gary.
The scene shifts to the next room over where Mumble is having his cock rode on the couch by some hot skank. "Oh yeah, bitch. That's it." he slaps her ass.
"Why would you call her a bitch? That seems mean." Joey asks Mumble, sitting right next to him.
"I don't know I can't control what I say during sex." He explains "wanna see?" he asks, but is dismissed by the wave of her hand.
In the same room, Bryan the now ex-bar owner was fucking one of his customers on her stomach with authority, making the bed shake violently.
Cut to the next scene we see a threesome between Tracy, Duplica, and Lisa who are soon accompanied by Ditto, posing as a second Duplica.
"Kinky." Delia says, enjoying the movie thus far.
The next clip depicts Ritchie and Macy having sex from that same night. Macy moans Ritchie's name as he fucks her.
"He seemed to enjoy being a guy during that." Ash says in reference to Ritchie's sudden recent sex change.
"Hey, Brock." Gary whispers "would you fuck Ritchie, I mean Roxanne now?"
"I'd have to see what she looks like. We'll do a google image search after the movie." Brock whispers back.
The movie shifts to the beach where Brock is dancing with topless women and feeling up on them, till he find one who returns his promiscuous behavior and the two make out and slunk down to the sand where it isn't long before they're having sex.
"How did Brock manage that?" Misty asks, sitting beside Ash.
"He used the best kept secret guys have when it comes to scoring with women." Ash smiles.
"He lied to her?" Misty asks.
"You know about that?" Ash asks, surprised.
The beach scene cuts to the forest where Jaria the ocarina guy is fucking Gisele against a tree, with her still wearing her top and her skirt.
"What the fuck? Who was filming us?" Gisele screams.
"Shut up I'm trying to listen!" Brock shouts at her.
Gisele and Jaria shout compliments at each other on screen, continuing to fuck with a great passion. The film cuts back to the beach where a point of view camera angle shows Ash receiving a blow job from one of the gullible women he met.
"Who's that dick?" several of the people curiously ask.
"It's Ash!" Brock and Tracy reply
Still at the beach, the scene moves to Tracy fucking a blonde haired woman against a rock. She moans at the top of her lungs.
"When was this?" Duplica asks her mate angrily.
"That was before we were canon." Tracy replies with a nervous tone and a drop of sweat from his forehead "we weren't exclusive yet."
Before they know it another visual shows Tracy having sex in his room at the lab with Julie, the girl Duplica noticed was flirting with Tracy at the beach.
"What about that?" Duplica asks in an angrier tone.
"We still weren't exclusive. Just watch the movie. Geez." Tracy crosses his arms in frustration, and so does Duplica.
Tracy's scene ended and followed up with Brock fucking Mercedes doggie style on her bed. "Harder harder!" she yells.
Soon a man's voice can be heard on screen shouting "What the hell is this?" but Brock ignores him and continues to fuck the man's girlfriend until Detective Allan Matthews enters the scene and kicks the crap out of Brock with a combination of punches and kicks. This gets a laugh from the audience watching.
"Hey you gotta admire my devotion." Brock says, smirking.
Now we come to Ash playing strip-cards with Lillica in her bedroom, which ignites some hollering from the crowd.
"Ash got laid?" Gary asks.
Soon Ash leaps on to Lillica, desperately trying to get her panties off so he can fuck her, but it's an obvious struggle on Lillica's part and an attempted rape on Ash's. The ending to this tragedy gets some more laughs from everyone, including Ash who's too intoxicated to feel bad about it.
The laughter subsides as now a new camera angle moves through the hallway of the Ketchum estate and into a room where Samuel Oak is banging Gisele, which only results in a reaction of disgust from the viewers.
"Way to go, grampa!" Gary gets up and high fives the old man.
"I was drunk. I didn't know!" Gisele defends her position.
"She likes that Oak wood." Sam winks.
"This is your chance, Ash!" Brock yells and faces the camera at him. "You have a smoking hot naked chick with a wet pussy laying passed out in your bed. What kind of man wouldn't take advantage of this situation?"
"You better not be recording this." Ash tries to wrestle the camera from Brock, but he tosses it to Tracy. "I'm not gonna do it. End of story. I don't want it to happen this way. This wasn't a good idea. I want a girl to have sex with me because she wants to." He dramatically tells them.
"Fine. Fine. Then I'll fuck her." Brock takes off his shirt and walks over behind Dawn's unconscious body. "Tracy film this." He orders and takes off his pants. "Let me show you how a man acts." Brock pulls off his boxers, exposing his erect penis. He gets on to the bed with his each of his hands to one side of Dawn's body, and his knees each to one side of her legs. He forces his penis into her vagina and quickly begins to bang her.
Dawn became stirred by this, and drifted in and out of unconsciousness, moaning every now and then, feeling the pleasure of Brock's penetrating force.
Sweat drips from Brock's exhausted red face "This…is how…you…(moan)…fuck a passed out bitch."
As this scene unfolded, you can imagine Dawn's surprise and anger rising within her. "Brock you fucking rapist!" she yells.
"No. you're enjoying it. see?" Brock points to the screen, showing Dawn's emotionless unconscious face.
"I'm gonna tear your dick off you-" Dawn is interrupted by the sudden hollering, cheering and whistling in response to the next image on the screen "Huh?"
It was May and Dawn making out completely naked on a bed in one of the rooms of the mansion. The girls explore one another's bodies with their hands, groping and squeezing along the way. The girls kiss passionately with their tongues. May moves on top of Dawn and licks her nipples, slowly moving her way down in between her legs where she eats her pussy.
"Hell yeah!" Brock high fives Gary once again.
"We-we were drunk!" Dawn yells, blushing, not remembering anything about that night.
"I wasn't." May says quietly.
"It's almost over!" Mumble alerts the audience. "every good movie has to have a surprise ending right?"
Gary's determined sweating pleasured face appeared on the screen. The shot of him slowly zooms out, revealing him fucking someone, until the shot is wide enough to show him penetrating Brock from behind…
"AHHHHH!" Brock and Gary both scream in horror, jumping out of their seats with their hands on their heads.
A reaction of gasps, laughs, cheering, and vomit mixes into the room's atmosphere, creating a wave of excitement and disgust. Those feelings reach its peak once Gary cums inside of Brock…
Once again Brock and Gary scream until they faint…leaving the room with a flood of laughter.
"Hey, Dawn. Now is your chance to cut off his dick." May whispers to her.
"I think he's suffered enough." Dawn responds.
A couple hours after the movie ended, the party was starting to clear out as time past midnight. "Where's everyone going? There's plenty more fun still." Ash says, drunkenly stumbling around and setting off the IntoxiTector, reading he can be taken advantage of.
"It was a fun party, Ash." Mumble says, walking out the door with several other people.
"Hey baby." Ash walks up to an attractive female "I don't wanna brag, but you're beautiful do you want to go to my room?"
"Mime!" Ms. Mime slaps him across the face and walks away.
"What? what I say?" Ash frowns, losing another missed opportunity to get laid, though unaware this time it's a good thing.
Just about everyone had already left with the exception of Rick and Todd who were still packing up their gear to leave. The alcohol's effect had worn off of Rick now. He noticed that Todd was collecting all his spy cams he had installed earlier that week.
"Are we done here?" Rick asks.
"There's no longer a story to cover." Todd says "I've got another gig anyways. I'm going back to Poke'mon Island to get more pictures. Poke'mon photography has always been my true calling. I still remember snapping those shots of Mew that made me so famous." He happily sighs, remembering those days.
"I remember that. Was that on the moon?" Rick asks.
"No it was in the rainbow cloud!" Todd shouts, like he's had this discussion many times. "well I had fun." Todd stick his hand out.
"Thanks for everything." Rick shakes his hand "Oh! I forgot my camera. I'll be back."
"Do you want me to go with?" Todd asks.
"No that's okay. There aren't any sythers guarding it" Rick laughs "go ahead and take off."
"All right. Till next time." Todd gives him a salute and walks out of the house, while Rick goes to search for his camera.
Ash continued to party, sucking down another mixed drink he made and then sing random lyrics "Born to be a winner. Johto!" he laughs and then spots a familiar person standing near the end of the hall by the door of his bedroom. "Misty?"
She stood there wearing her old outfit from their adventure days. Her tiny yellow shirt, short blue shorts, topped off by those goofy suspenders. Her hair was down, and she had a finger in her mouth, trying to seduce the drunken poke'mon master.
"I thought you left…" Ash says, checking out her body.
Misty smiles and motions for him to come over to her with her finger, and then takes off her shirt.
Ash walks over to her and puts his hands on her hips, followed by a gentle kiss on her lips. Misty kisses him back, while exploring his mouth with her tongue. Ash opens the door to his room and leads her over to the bed, where they fall on, continuing to make out.
Rick stuffs his camera into his pocket after finding it and walks down the hall to leave, walking by Ash's room, spotting the make out scene on the bed from the corner of his eye. Shortly after passing by the room, he comes to a stop, and then takes a couple steps backwards to peek his head in and get a good look at the two.
He remembers the opportunity that fled him last year…
Flashback
Ash and Misty made out on the spot where they met all those years ago, when a Beedrill dropped down and chased Misty away, leaving Ash alone and saddened(with Misty's clothes).
There in the bushes hidden was a member of the paparazzi who was waiting to get the photographs of the million dollar moment. It was Rick. "Fucking beedrill." He said quietly and angrily to himself. "I would have made millions."
"Not this time." Rick pulls his camera back out and quickly snaps some pictures of Ash and Misty making out, going from clothed to nude.
Ash wasted no time inserting his erect penis into Misty's aroused vagina, fucking away the demons lingering from the unfortunate incest incident or to put it another way: Incestident.
Rick enthusiastically documents the entire sexual encounter as Ash enthusiastically bangs Misty until he reaches a climax and collapses beside her.
Ash slowly opened his eyes in the morning. A terrible headache hung over him due to the after effects of drinking too much. He puts a hand to his forehead and groans. When he turns to his side, he realizes that he did not sleep alone last night.
There on the bed next to him laid Misty's top, shorts, and suspenders in a messy pile. "Misty?" he calls, though aware she isn't visibly in the room. "Oww." He continues to press the palm of his hand against his head.
"Pika pi!" Pikachu runs into the room and leaps on to the mattress next to Ash.
"Not so loud, buddy." Ash says "hey would you mind giving me some of that good old medicine?"
"Chu?" Pikachu shrugs his shoulders and gives his master a thunder-shock "pika-chu!"
"Thanks…" Ash gets out of bed, now with an even messier head of hair caused by the electricity. He gets dressed and walks down the hall, looking into each room for his missing bed mate. "Misty?" he calls, entering the kitchen where his mom was making breakfast. James sat at the table holding Dust in his arms.
"Good morning, son." James greets him with a laugh following.
"Don't call me that. It's creepy." Ash say sternly.
"Breakfast is almost ready, mister." Delia says in a very good mood.
"Mom, have you seen Misty?"
"Misty?" she turns around to meet his face "she left last night before the party was even over."
"Huh? But, we slept together last night…" Ash blushes.
"Oh. Well maybe she just pretended to leave to get you alone. And if that's true she's putting those things I taught her to good use." Delia smiles proudly.
"You've been teaching my friends how to score with me?" Ash asks, not very thrilled.
"No. Just Misty. She's the only one of your girlfriends I've had actual conversations with. I told her to seal your romantic fate years ago. So all I have to say is: finally!" she laughs.
Ash rolls his eyes "Anyways, I'm gonna go look for her. She couldn't have gone far. Her clothes are still in my bed." He desperately searches his giant four story home, checking every room, closet and hiding spot he can think of. He starts to wonder if maybe Misty went back home and left him her clothes as like a souvenir. He sighs.
The doorbell rings, bringing his thoughts to a pause. He quickly rushes to the front door and opens it up. An entire crowd of camera men and journalists litter his front yard and door steps. "Um…"
"How do you feel, Ash?" a journalist asks.
"I have a bad headache. And a surge of electricity in my veins." Ash answers.
"What was the sex like?" another journalist asks.
Ash laughs happily "Wow, um well it…uh" as Ash is about to answer the question, suddenly some thoughts cross his mind…
Flashback montage-
"Just you wait, Todd. Someday I'll be remembered for the most famous photograph of all time!" Rick yells as he and Todd are dragged down the hall by security in opposite directions.
"Did you bring my clothes?" Misty asks and coughs into a blanket she has wrapped around her body.
"Uhh…" Ash remembered that her clothes were still in the forest.
Ash stumbles around drunk during the party last night, setting off the IntoxiTector to indicate he can be taken advantage of.
"Brock warned us to keep him from getting close to Jynx when he's drunk because she becomes attractive to him." Mumble says.
Ash stares out blankly to the impatient team of journalists. He turns around to see Jynx standing in the doorway. She blushes. "Ahh!"
"So how do you feel?" the journalist asks.
Ash thinks hard about the right words to use. "Well…Sometimes something beautiful happens in this world. You don't know how to express yourself so you just gotta sing!"
Suddenly Ash is joined by the likes of Brock, Gary, Tracy, Delia, James, Misty, May, Dawn, Max, Molly, Duplica, Gisele, Sam, Jaria, Todd, Lisa, Bryan, Mumble, and Ritchie/Roxanne who sing and dance with him.
I just had sex
And it felt so good
A woman let me put my penis inside her
I just had sex
And I'll never go back
To the not-having-sex
Ways of the past
"Have you ever had sex? I have, it felt great. It felt so good when I did it with my penis."- Brock
"A girl let me do it. It literally just happened . Having sex could make a nice man out' the meanest."-Tracy
"You'll never guess where I just came from. I had sex. If I had to describe the feeling it was the best. When I had the sex man my penis felt great."- Gary
"And I called my parents right after I was done."-Brock
"Oh hey, didn't see you there. Guess what I just did. Had sex, undressed, saw her boobies and the rest."- Max
"Well sure nice of her to let you do that thing."-Sam
"Nice of any girl ever!"-Brock
"Now sing!"-Tracy
I just had sex
And it felt so good
A woman let me put my penis inside her
I Wanna tell the world
"To be honest I'm surprised she even wanted me to do it."-Sam
"Doesn't really make sense."- Gary
"But man, screw it"- Sam
"I ain't one to argue with a good thing."-Brock
"She could be my wife"- Jaria
"That good?"- Mumble
"The best 30 seconds of my life"-Jaria
"I'm so humbled by a girls ability to let me do her."- Tracy
"Cuz honestly I'd have sex with a pile of manure."-Brock
"With that in mind the soft, nice-smellin' girl's better."- Max
"Plus she let me wear my chain and my turtle neck sweater."-Gary
"So this one's dedicated to them girls that let us flop around on top of them. If you're near or far, whether short or tall, we wanna thank you all for lettin' us fuck you!"- Brock
"She kept looking at her watch."- Max
"Doesn't matter, I had sex!"-Brock
"But I cried the whole time."- Ritchie
"Doesn't matter, had sex."- Brock
"I think she might have been a racist"- Jaria
"Doesn't matter, had sex."-Brock- "She put a bag on my head?"
"Still counts!"- Gary
"I just had sex and my dreams came true. So if you had sex in the last 30 minutes then you're qualified to sing with me."-Ash
I just had sex (everybody sing!)
And it felt so good (we all had sex!)
A woman let me put my penis inside her (I wanna tell the whole world!)
I just had sex (I just had sex!)
And I'll never go back (no, no, no!)
To the not-having-sex Ways of the past
Yeahhh (I Just Had Sex by Lonely Island and Akon)
THE END
I know ridiculous right? But I just couldn't pass on it. So forgive me, or not. My goal was to entertain you and provide laughs. I don't want to read criticism about how disgusting or silly this story was, but hey if you feel the need to throw those jabs in go ahead. A review is a review. But the goal of this story was to hit you with a big wave of entertainment with a few sentimental moments mixed in. Thanks to all you reviewers out there and I hope some of you readers who haven't commented yet will give me your input.