Oh god dammit my OC got rejected...LIKE TA maybe I should talk to the koie CEO to join along with one of my OC that is not the four of I'll put my name in japanese style.
Me(Zenka Kisaragi)
Apearence:Black Hair and black eye,wear aqua blue jacket and pant with black shirt in it.
Age:15
Gender:Male
Like:Pat at my fanmade sister of my,play video game,do some dishes LIKE A BOSS and can drink wine for 1,000 without being drunk(that bullshit)
Weapon(For defense)A muramasa and I block and parry all of it in second.
Abily:Can stop time,make stuff apear and disapear(Like me eating sandwhich and some say where I get those and I say what sandwich when it disapear)being immortal and can stop time.
My fanmade sister(Nami kisaragi)
Age:14
Gender:Female
Apearence:She cuter than all the girl you see so far and it will make you adopt her,she has emeral green and green hair,she wear any aqua green stuff and in home,she wear only white shirt and a underwear.
Weapon:Bow,gun and a random ass bazooka she alway keep it.
Like:Alway be happy,make friend faster and do some horny thing to people she like(who has the same age as her)
Ability:She has monstrous streng when people stare at her big boob and punch them so hard that it will break throught everything.
Ok that how we look like and BTW she can be shy at first but she get use to for the real thing to start
1)The dare with the online is a test,I need some help to some people go with me and my OC to go to SAO game and beat all the floor,becarefull cause if you die in game,you die for real and there are a total of ten-thousan player there as well,watxh out for the murder guild on your way
2)For anyone:Play a song called "A world without danger,I will sent Cao Xe so you wont be using sima yi.
3)For Zhao yun:You like my spear I give you?There is a uniqe ablility that can make you invisible at night if you say "Shadow Moon" but it only work when the Moon comes.
4)Dude,You still have the ability that I give you,the one with the imune to all of the attack for need to remember that.
5)I dare some one to lick a behemon from tales of the abyss,except lu bu of course(Summon a bitch load of weapon and give them to Tagakusy and Izuru)in case if behemon go on the rampage.
"...Well...They weren't rejected, the author just doesn't use OC's. I know, I am and Izuru is too, but she uses us so the stories won't be centered on a certain character. I mean, if she just went and used Sima Zhao for everything, you'll won't want to look at him again. Remember the Jin stories? It was basically Sima Zhao's show along with creator's pet and fangirl's favorite gothic over there. Yeah, that will be the stories if she doesn't use me. Overall, she only prefers using the official characters, but in the story... Damn it! Why are your titles so f***ing long?!"
"Forcing ancient people to live 2000 years into the future? Oh my!" is not that long!
"You just said the whole damn thing! Why are they so long?!"
You can ask that another time, now do what the person wants.
"Anyway, in that story, she has to make up random names for people that come around that interact with the characters. Because you don't want a story that has "that girl" or "that guy" or you'll be more lost than a sock in a large dryer full of clothes. Do they count as OC's by the way?"
I don't know.
"So...you want your OCs here that badly? Alright... The portal doesn't work, so we're going to improvise." Takasugi goes backstage to take two mannequins out. "Okay, this one is the guy. That one's the girl..." He gets the colored clothes mentioned and puts them on the mannequins. "Hmm...for the girl..." He gets out two balloons to place under the shirt. "There. Here's a wig." He makes finishing touches and sets them near the Lu Lingqi and Zhu Ran mannequins. "Say hello to your new buddies." He talks sounding like if they were coming from the mannequins.
Yay! More people to burn!
More to spar with!
Yay!
Yay!
Izuru watches he does all of that. "...That's not very convincing... The first thing the person wants to do is to send the guys that played with the computers to a SAO game. Um..."
I've heard of Sword Art Online, but I'm not into it, thus I do not know what to write.
"...How do we play the game then?"
"How about we just try and figure it out? I have this Pipboy so we could go into the Fallout universe and see how long these guys can survive in the desert wilderness."
"The person asked for SAO."
"Come on, seeing Sima Yi lose a leg or Cao cao being blown to bits or Liu Bei getting killed by a mantis are things I would love to see if they gone into the Fallout universe."
"They'll get cancer."
"Fine, GTA deathmatch."
"If you want so badly..." Izuru pushes Cao cao, Sun Quan, Liu Bei, and Sima Yi into the portal. "AH!"
"Here you go!" He presses a few buttons, and pulls a rope. A curtain reveals a screen. "There, I left random weapons for them to kill each other in. You guys are to kill each other, but don't worry, you'll come back after a chapter!"
On the screen
"Well..." Cao Cao grabs a rocket launcher and aims at the three in front of him. "Let's do what he says, shall we?"
"Hey!" Sun Quan grabs an AK-47 and aims at Cao Cao. Liu Bei takes a pistol and aims at Cao Cao. "Now...which one of you have the courage to shoot?" They all looked at each other tensely. Sima Yi slowly walks away from the group and right when he was about to escape, they all turn to him with their weapons. "Where YOU going?"
"You have your own problems, I'm not getting into them."
"We left you alone and looked what happened: You took my Wei over and that led your Jin."
"That was not mine! It was my grandson's!"
"And who set the foundations for that?"
"..."
Bleep Bleep Bleep
"What's that?" A small shape was thrown to the center of the three as Sima Yi runs away. "Haha! Suckers!"
BOOM The grenade explodes, sending the three flying in opposite directions. "Argh..." Cao Cao gets up, but is in bad condition. The health bar next to him is a small section of blinking red. Liu Bei had a very tiny sliver of red on his bar, and when he got up, a police car hits him, killing him. "Hey, get out of the road." Sun Quan gets up to have only have his health bar have also a tiny sliver of red. They see each other. "Liu Bei's dead."
"Eh, not that big of a deal. Now where's that purple-wearing snake? Oh, let me deal with you." Cao cao shoots Sun Quan at point-blank range with his rocket launcher, but he gets killed due to the recoil. Because in GTA, shooting someone in the face with a rocket launcher does not end well for that guy and you.
Back on the stage
"That was fast."
"Oh, well, they'll be back after this chapter." Izuru goes to the portal to press a few buttons. Sima Yi gets thrown out of the portal. "Ah! Ow!"
"It could do that?"
"Well, he's not supposed to be in there, so the GTA universe spits him back out."
"Huh. Next, the person's OC will sing "A World Without Danger." Let me go get it." Takasugi drags a mannequin onto stage. "Hit it!"
*Just subtitles, no actual singing because it's a mannequin*
There is a world, that is virtual and different.
It can be so cold, make us stand up for what's right.
Our hope through our life, is if we reset it to the start!
(Refrain)
Here we are, going far, to save all that we love;
If we give, all we've got, we will make it through.
Here we are, like a star, shining bright on your world;
Today, make Evil go away!
Code Lyoko, we'll reset it all.
Code Lyoko, be there when you call!
Code Lyoko, we will stand real tall.
Code Lyoko, stronger after all!
A world of machines, it can shadow human nature.
And all that we need, is the way to find the answer.
But one thing is sure, you can count on us for good!
(Refain)
Code Lyoko, we'll reset it all.
Code Lyoko, be there when you call.
Code Lyoko, we will stand real tall.
Code Lyoko, stronger after all!
We'll do our best, to never let you down.
We're up to the test, to turn this world around!
"Give it up for this guy! Zhao Yun, can you say Shadow Moon with that spear you got?"
"Alright. Shadow Moon."
"Didn't it say it only works at night?"
"I feel myself...changing..." Zhao Yun glows and floats up. He comes down and the glow dims to reveal him in a Sailor Moon outfit. "AH! What's this?!"
"He said Shadow Moon, not Sailor Moon..."
"Hmph, maybe that's why it works only at a full moon. Someone go lick that dragon-looking thing."
"Dragons don't exist."
"Let me..." Takasugi goes to the portal to drag out a large dragon-thing out of it. "Coome...ON!" The dragon gets stuck. "...Ok..someone lick it...Hey, Xiao Qiao! Here's a giant dragon-shaped candy!"
"Really? Yay!" Xiao Qiao runs up to the thing and licks it. "UGH! It's scaley!" The behemoth gets angry and is about to snap its jaws at Xiao Qiao, but she punches it so hard, it goes back into the portal. "Ugh! That's so not candy!"
"Last one is do the spartan kick in style. Oh well." Takasugi goes up to Sima Yi that was at the edge of the stage. "I've always wanted to do this...Hey, turn around."
"Hm?"
"THIS. IS. SPARTA!" He kicks Sima Yi in the stomach, sending him to fall off the stage on his back. "OW!"
"Yes!"
"It said to do it in style."
"Kicking Sima Yi is already stylish for me. Oh, if Zhang He did it, it would have looked elegant."
"Next one."
Well, I missed a party... Well, time to continue my daily abuse!
1. Lu Xun, since you love fire so much, I'll say good luck to you because I'm daring you to travel around the world to make a pact with fire loving natives to make an alliance. Think about it! You can burn an entire kingdom!
2. To the males, who's the best girl in DW? Wang Yuanji or Guan Yinping? Why?
3. Jiang Wei, Yue Jin, Zhou Yu and Xiahou Ba, uh... I dare you four to play Wii Party or any board game, and 2nd, 3rd and 4th place winners will be forced to cross-dress that is incredibly convincing for the next 2 chapters.
4. To the Sima family, either reenact your everyday lives or tell me what's the worst, humiliating thing that's happened to you all. *With a song, of course.*
5. Zhang He, Zhen Ji and Cai Wenji, make a fashion show with the theme of mixing up things and it's still a masterpiece!
6. Lu Lingqi! *Hugs her* Hm... Your stiff as Zhu Ran... Is it because you trained with your father? Aw well! *Accidentally threw love candy at an innocent bystander.*
7. Oh by way, remember the unneeded military from Chapter 7? They're coming back. Oh! They're not going to threaten you, they're holding a party in the auditorium for you! With 1000 jars of wine, 10 buckets of chicken and over 20 kinds food that can be fit for a titan. Oh, and there will be lights and music.
*The whole military crashes the place with beautifully decorated tanks and helicopters and boomboxes on their shoulders. NOT destroying Takasugi and Izuru, but cheering for them.*
Lu Xun stands confidently and goes up to the Zhu Ran mannequin. "We're establishing our own kingdom!" The mannequin just stands there. "Let's go!" He pulls the mannequin and runs out the auditorium.
"He's going to be back."
"The next question is going to have some bias. Wang yuanji will get the Jin and Wei vote, and Guan Yinping will have the Shu and Wu vote."
"What about the Other?"
"What does Other think?" Everyone that is in Other says out a mix of Yuanji and Yinping's names.
"...Okay...that is not working. Based on the popularity poll, Yuanji placed 2nd, and Yinping placed 6th. Well, let the audience get some opinions out of you." Cao cao says out,"They're both cute in my book!"
"...Someone else besides you...Hey! You respawned already?!" Takasugi makes the Lu Lingqi mannequin talk. "Yinping is awesome! See? Lingqi thinks Yinping is cool."
"That's not fooling anyone..." Guan Yinping goes up to the Lu Lingqi mannequin. "Aw, I knew we could be friends!" She hugs it.
"...Mm-hm..." Sima Zhao and Jia Chong raised their hands, "Wang Yuanji."
"Again, that's biased since you work with her." Guan Yu and the Guan brothers all say, "Guan Yinping!"
"Again, biased..." The Guan brothers go up against Sima Zhao, "That girl has no personality!"
"Your girl doesn't either!"
"Yinping has more personality than that cold cardboard cutout!"
"She's not a cardboard cutout!"
"She's creator's pet then!"
"Your sister just blabs on about you and God or War this and God of War that!"
"Your wife just blabs-oh wait, she doesn't even talk a lot! She just stands there and being part of the scenery!"
"Our Yinping is actually helpful!"
"Yuanji does help!"
"With what? Running around with you?"
"Your sister just runs around with you also!"
"Yinping saved me back at Fan Castle!"
"Yeah, when you were knocked out and she was running with your body."
"Yeah! Helpful! I've never seen Yuanji drag your lazy ass!"
"Why she does! You've just never seen that on-screen!" Takasugi gets between them, "Ok, ok, I see you have very strong opinions on your girls, but let's not fill this space with your arguing." The separate groups break away from each other. "Alright... The next one is to have Jiang Wei, Yue Jin, Zhou Yu, and Xiahou Ba play Wii Party."
Funny this may seem, but I have never played that game. I've played Wii Sports though. I'll just look at a walkthrough and make the guys play the games I saw. The Wii and the TV were set in front of the four. They looked at the remotes in their hands. "What are these?"
"You play a game with them."
"How? Am I hitting something?"
"You have to pretend you're hitting something. Zhou Yu and Jiang Wei got the Pro controller and the Wii U Gamepad." They watch the screen and it says to press A and B together. "How do I do that?"
"There's an A button there, and a B button down there."
"Got it." They look at Miis of themselves. Xiahou Ba comments, "My head is SO not that big!"
"Those are Miis, I made them for this occasion. Now you guys are playing a game called Shifty Gifts. What you have to do is not let your presents fall. And just to make this quick, play three games. First place is worth 3 points, second is worth 2, third is worth 1 and fourth is zero. Go!"
The four watch and did what the screen is showing them. As they presents start to tilt, the try to balance it out, and they were all doing fine until a truck goes past their Miis, and dropped more presents on them. Yue Jin's Mii dropped its boxes. Then Zhou Yu and Xiahou Ba's Miis drop theirs, leaving Jiang Wei's Mii.
Screen:
JW: 1st
ZY: 2nd
XB: 3rd
YJ: 4th
Next was a maze minigame. When they all first start, they walk onto a swirly thing and this made their Mii dizzy. They go in random different directions and Zhou Yu's Mii managed to get in to the finish. The other three were having trouble with their Mii since they can't go in the direction they want it to go. Xiahou Ba manage to make his Mii go into the finish with Zhou Yu. Yue Jin was the last one to go to the finish leaving Jiang Wei out in the maze.
Screen:
ZY: 1st
XB: 2nd
YJ: 3rd
JW: 4th
Last game was Derby Dash. It's a horse race. When they all start, Xiahou Ba's horse was in the lead, with Yue Jin's Mii following. Zhou Yu and Jiang Wei went back in forth in who ever went ahead of them. Xiahou Ba's horse ran out of energy, thus he slowed down. Zhou Yu's horse came up ahead of the three, leaving them pretty far. The three left were clumped together, but Jiang Wei's horse was the most ahead out of the three. Then his horse ran out of energy, thus he slowed down to the same speed as Xiahou Ba's and Yue Jin's. They eventually crossed the finish line.
Screen:
ZY: 1st
XB: 2nd
JW: 3rd
YJ: 4th
"Well, that wraps it up! Add up the points!"
"Alright... Here they are." Izuru holds up a clipboard.
ZY: 8 points
XB: 5 points
JW: 4 points
YJ: 1 points
"Zhou Yu's safe, and you three have to crossdress. Let Zhang He choose for you guys."
"Yay! Come along now!"
"Argh..." The three losers go with Zhang He to backstage and later they walk out in DW women clothing. Jiang Wei was wearing Yue Ying's clothes, Yue Jin was wearing Wang Yi's clothes, and Xiahou Ba was wearing Wang Yuanji's clothes. "How long we have to leave this...?"
"Two chapters."
"WHAT?!"
"Hey, hey, give that attitude to the questioner. Next, the Sima family reenact their daily lives. Just think of any family sit-com, and they have probably have done it. I mean, I could make them act out a Family Guy sketch if I felt like it and it would still work. Oh, let's do the one where Peter buys a dumb horse!"
"You just want to do the pun. Sima has "horse" in it."
"Maybe... But I think this will be too much work, so you guys can say the most humiliating thing you have done. How are they supposed to put it as a song? They can just say it. I know Yi's got a bunch. Come on, you say something." Sima Yi crosses his arms. "You already know a few."
"What? I do? Care to say them again?"
"You hit me in...the...you-know...what..."
"That was one time! You just turned your back away and I got mad. That's not even that embarrassing. Say something a little more juicier."
"...I had to give my father a sponge bath..."
"...Well...that's not really... Fine, it's embarrassing in terms with you. What about Zhang Chunhua?"
"I had to be nice to Sima Fu."
"Sima Fu's supposed to be a good guy! What's so embarrassing to be with the angel version of Sima Yi?"
"...He's slightly annoying... I swear I had to listen to him talking about why Sima Yi was more well-known then him and a benevolence speech..."
"Try something better than that, I know you have something else that's more-" You don't see Zhang chunhua's face because she turns her head, and Takasugi is the one that only sees it. But you know it's not a good face since Takasugi looks nervous. "...Ok, ok...I'm not pushing that... What about Sima Shi? Aside from you having a thing for you father and mother?"
"Why do you-"
"I'm sorry, but fanarts are really getting to me."
"Those are lies!"
"Now spill the beans one of your embarrassing moments."
"...I used Father's hat sticks as chopsticks."
"...That's...eh...But I didn't know those thingys in his hat can be used as chopsticks."
"It was at dinner, and I dropped my chopsticks... they rolled off, thus I needed an alternative. Father was sitting right next to me, and...I took those sticks..." Sima Yi looks up at his hat. He removes it to look at those sticks. "..."
"Sima Zhao?"
"I slept on a couch, and Xu Chu came in and sat on me..."
"Haha! Wait, how are you still alive?"
"Mm-hm?"
"All those aren't really "embarrassing"... Let me find something..." He gets a laptop and begins to taps its keyboard. He turns it to show thw group. "...What the-?"
"WHAT?!"
"There are A LOT of embarrassing Sima Yi arts here. They are A, you in women's clothing, B, NSFW you, and C, hat jokes. It's mostly B and lots of pictures with pretty much the entire Wei and Jin cast. Some Zhuge Liang ones appear. This one is a gem since...AH MY EYES! I'm changing this!" He presses another key. "Here's another embarrassing thing of you guys."
"...Is that...?"
"It's Yuanji in a swimsuit...but the other..." Sima Zhao slightly turns red.
"..." Sima Yi turns red and has some blood flowing from his nose.
"Hm... Z-OOF!" Takasugi gets his laptop bashed on his head by Zhang Chunhua. "...Please...excuse me... But...HOW IN THE WORLD DID YOU GET THAT?"
"That's the power of Internet. Think of it, it has happened. I must say, you look good in-OOF!" She gets the laptop to hit him again. "Ok, ok, it's that embarrassing for you to be in a bikini."
That's...an...odd...thought... I can't think straight now...
"What was the other slide?"
"...Ugh...I can tell you this... Sima Yi and speedos DO NOT mix..."
"Oh...AH! NOW I CAN'T THINK STRAIGHT!"
"Yeah... Moving on! Those three make a fashion show and you have to mix things up and it's still a masterpiece!"
"How can they mix up clothes?"
"They can figure it out."
An hour later...
Zhang He holds up a purple dress with mixed cloths from Wei and Jin. "Here you go!"
"Huh, still looks nice."
MMPH!
"Hm? I see the dress moving..."
ZMMPH MPH! MMPH ME MPO!
"...Um..." Zhang He turns the dress around to see a duct taped Sima Yi to it. "MMPH!"
"...Well...there wasn't any restriction on what to use... I guess you could use a midget..."
"MMPH! MMPH! MMMMMPH!"
"Compared to Zhang He, you look like a midget when standing next to each other." Zhang he runs off with the dress. Zhen Ji and Cai Wenji were also done with their dresses. They show it around, and Izuru notices two large bumps on them. "...Hey, what's that?" He goes to poke the bump to get a small snicker out. "There's a person here..." He rips out a strip of duct tape to show Guo Jia on Cai Wenji's dress. "OW! You pulled off a few hairs!"
"It'll grow back, but why are you on a dress...?"
"I don't know..." Izuru looks at the large bump on Zhen Ji's dress and pokes it.
Kmph... He rips a piece of duct tape. "OW! Watch it, peasant!" It revealed Cao pi on the dress. "...Why are you sticking people on the dresses?"
"You didn't say we had to just use cloths."
"...Well...um...Ah, nevermind..." He gets piece of candy thrown at him. "...Oh no, I'm not doing this again!" Izuru takes that candy and throws it hard out a window. When he turns around, he doesn't see a large explosion that left a crater from the thrown candy. Takasugi makes the Lu Lingqi mannequin talk. "Yeah... Father really tired me out... That cross halberd sure is heavy! Well, we shouldn't make you talk so much then! Alright, rest there!"
"...Are you seriously still doing that? That's a mannequin."
"Oh my god! Lingqi, did you hear what he just said? He just called you someone with no personality! I'm sure you have WAY more personality than poster boy and creator's pet there." The mannequin just stands there. "Gee, thanks! Your welcome!"
"...You're making yourself look crazy-"
BOOOOOOOOOOM Tanks and military airplanes destroy half of the auditorium with deafening music and cheering. "Oh come on! Do you know how much it cost to fix the roof from last time?!"
"Who cares? Party!" Guo Jia tries to jump at the wine being brought, but he's still stuck to the dress. "Aw..." Wang Yi and Jia Xiu drink the wine and Wang Yi drinks it in front of Guo Jia just to upset him. "I see you're...stuck..." She sips more wine in Guo Jia's face. "Can you pour some wine down my mouth? Or me drinking it from your mouth-AAH!" Wang Yi sticks a giant empty wine jar onto his head. "Drink the drops leftover in there."
"You're so mean..." The people from the drinking contest a couple of chapters ago started another one and drank a lot more. Jia Xiu turns bright red and goes up to Sima Yi (still duct taped to the dress). "Heeey...you look...stuck..."
"Haha. Wang Yi already made that joke, anyway."
"Whaaat? Aw...she always get the best puuuns! You know what...? You look...glued!"
"...Nice try..."
"BLRAGH!" Jia Xiu pukes right near Sima Yi who was completely disgusted and rolled away. "I'm gonna go..."
"Waaaait... Come here... purple Twinkie!"
"Ah!" Sima Yi gets up, and hops away from the drunk Jia Xiu. "Why...is this...so...hard...to rip out of...?" Cao cao gets drunk and eats five buckets of fried chicken. "I ate the bones! I ate the bones! NOOOOO!"
"Cao Cao...how in the world do you even know about that campaign?"
"What? I swear I ate the bones!" Izuru takes a bucket to point out a few words. "BONELESS. And it has the saying right on the bucket."
"Whaaaat?! Boneless chicken? Who is this genius who made this a reality?" He takes the bucket and hugs it in his drunken state. "...Ok..." Pang Tong was nibbling Jia Chong's head. "Mmm...Kaju..."
"...Get off me..."
"...Jia Chong's not a fruit..."
"But his name is fruit...Nom..."
"OW! Get off!" Jia Chong flings Pang Tong off the stage. Gan Ning, Ling Tong, Sun Quan (He respawns fast...), and Zhou Tai were passed out after they all puked. Zhou Yu and Zhuge Liang drunk trashed talked to each other and got into a cartoon-ish fight Wei and Sun Ce were also beating each other up because they saw other people doing it. Takasugi walks drunkenly over to Lian Shi. "Heeey...nice boooobs... Mind if I stick my head between theeem...? OOF!" Lian Shi shoots him with a barrage of arrows, sending him flying across the stage and right between Zhan Ji's legs. "Ow...Ooh! Hello-OW!" Zhen Ji steps on his face and kicks him, sending right near Wang Yuanji. "...I don't want a little girl! Kick me somewhere else!" She does kick him, sending him only a few feet. He gets up, groaning. "Ow, ow..." His head gets caught in a pair of breasts. "...Ooh...Hi, Lian Shi!" He gets kneed, revealing it was Zhang chunhua. "OW!" He gets out, holding his stomach. "...Ugh...I don't feel so good...BLRAAAGH! Ooooh...heeey... Nice legs... when do they open-GAH!" He gets another punch from Zhang Chunhua. "I see...playing hard to get, huh?" He gets another kick, and it was in the groin. "AAAAAH!" He falls, rolling in pain. Izuru gets three paper airplanes to his face. "Ok...since he's out... I'm going to have to take over."
Hooray for the Wei and Jin!
Seriously, watching Sima Yibin a maid costume for me is... *cheeks puffing red in overflowing excitement*
Whoa, Author-san, you actually watched APH too?
Anyway, can't forget my s**tty dares. This time, as my way of congratulating the top 10 most popular characters. (I'm sorry if it's already an old story, I just know it now)
1. Zhao Yun (1), how was it now, being the cover boy and now, the first rank? Just tell it to the stage, as highly as possible. Even worse than how Yuan Shao will do.
2. Wang Yuanji (2). Congrats, Yuanji. It looks like you've been maintaining in the top 10 for this while. So, who do you think is the main person causing this long success? Go ahead and make out with that person! (If possible, other than Sima Zhao)
3. Xu Shu! (3) Awwww, never thought you get this rank. Whatcha think? Alright, can you answer it with the speed of more than 100 words per minute? No ums, for safety.
4. Guo Jia (4). Good to hear that you get this place. How could you actually charm girls into your fandom? Oh, speaking about girls, let's try something different and make out with a guy. (My mood is really into making characters making out)
5. Diaochan(5), same with Guo Jia but don't do the make out thing. I may be Yuri, but I hate yuri. So, come on out and pole dance instead.
6. To make this quick, Guan Yinping (6), Lu Xun (7), Sima Yi(8), Xiahou Dun (9) and Zhong Hui (10). Make a scene of a certain romance drama. I don't care if it's soap opera or whatever. (Sorry Daddy Guan, I just feel like enjoying this).
And for the finale, all top 10s, sing the song "We Are the Champion" in... um, excuse me... the most embarassing costume Koei has ever given from your first appearance till now.
phew... that's what I got... And for the Author, keep on updating. \(o)/
"Whhaaaat? Hic!" Zhao Yun wobbles out on the stage and yells out in his highest voice. "IIIIIIIIIIII'MMMMMMMMMMMMM KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF THHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHE F*************ING WOOOOOOOOOOOOORLD! WHO-HOOOOOOO! "
"Zhao yun, that's from Titanic. And there was no word f***ing in it. That did not really answer the question anyway."
"IIIIIIIIIIIIII WON, BIIII-TCHES!"
"He's still drunk. sorry for his comments." Zhao Yun goes to flip the bird to the rest of the top ten. "YEEEEEEEEEAH!"
"...Yeeeeah...He's...not really in good condition to talk..." Takasugi talks drunkenly, "Heeey...that last thing on that...that...thin thing...looks...like a vagina!"
"...Um...we didn't need your opinion. That's very insulting."
"Whhaat? It's a vagina! See the leeeegs and hooole there?"
"Shut up about that. How come you're letting this slip, Author?"
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...
"Great... she's napping, thus she can't censor that word out. Wang Yuanji, who do you owe your popularity to? And the person said to make out with that person."
"Um... I guess Zhao, Shi, Father-in-law, Mother-in-law, and Jia Chong."
"Well, you can just make out with Sima Zhao." (Ugh...Sima Yi and Zhang Chunhua are awful choices for her to actually...you know...do that stuff with... Glad she had a choice or this will creep me out for the rest of my life!) Wang Yuanji sighs and goes over to Sima Zhao. "Look, I have to do this."
"Suuure... Now come here." They embrace and kiss.
"Okay, Xu Shu, what do you think about you having 3rd place?"
"Um-"
BLEEP
"Nope. No ums."
"U-"
BLEEP
"NO UMS! Here's some coffee." Xu Shu drinks the liquid, and he lights up. "Ifeelgreat!HowIfeelwithmebeingthird?AWESOME!IneverthoughtI'dgethat!I'mso happy!Iwantruuuuuun!" Xu Shu speeds around the auditorium, running over any lying drunk. He runs over Pang Tong, Zhang Fei, Jia Xiu, Cao pi (Still duct taped to dress), Gan Ning with the three earlier, and Cao cao who was nibbling on the (empty) bucket of chicken. "YYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAH!"
OOF!
OW!
AH!
"Well...alright, where's Guo Jia?" Guo Jia rolls near him, with the wine jar still on his head. "This tape is strong...I can't get out..." Izuru goes down to free Guo Jia from the dress. He removes the jar. "Ah...I can breathe now... It's hard to breathe in your own breath."
(I bet it would just reek of more wine...) "This request is for you. It first asks, how do you charm girls into-"
"That's easy. I do this." He poses to sparkle with a background of roses behind him.
"You're ripping off Tamaki's way of charming."
"No! He stole from me!"
"His show was older from when you first introduced..."
"I'm older than him, thus I'm the original charmer!"
"Hm..." (Tamaki Suoh is Guo Jia's descendant, probably, or Guo Jia was modeled after him.) "Okay then, and the next part is for you to make out with a male character."
"...Um...Eeeeh...Do you count...?"
"What? It says any male-" Guo Jia pulls him in for a quick kiss. Izuru gets incredibly shocked and coughs when he turns around. "AH! I don't men ME!"
"It says a male. You're male."
"Well, if you're fine with just kissing a random male, why me?!" He coughs some more. "I taste wine..."
"The jar."
"Ok... Excuse me..." Izuru walks away within Guo Jia's earshot and pukes for a few minutes. "BLRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" He walks back. "Now, back to the question." (The wine taste is making a lasting mark on me... UGH! Luckily, I already had my first kiss with a woman already.) "Diao Chan?"
"Heeeey... Who wants a dance...?"
"Oh no, she's drunk too? Um...how do you charm guys into the fandom?"
"This." You don't see her front just her back, and she removes her dress. You just see her back and Izuru's shocked expression. "GAAAAAAAAH! Put your clothes back on!" He turns bright red and turns around, hiding his face.
"Aw, you're no fun...Who wants me to dance...?" Many of the drunks that were laying on the ground sit right up, "YYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAH! Dance, dance-" Lu Bu in his drunken state glows red, "You peons have...hic!... nerve... To accept her...hic! request...!" He chases the drunks away and out the auditorium. Diao Chan gets ready to turn to your point of view, but Cai Wenji and Yue Ying come out and held up banners that censored her "areas." Takasugi groans as they came in. "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaw... You girls are no fuuun... Pole dance!"
"Okaaay..." The two took the banners and continued to censor Diao Chan as she moved around. Izuru turns away and continues. "...Ahem... Um... Next for the next five to act out a romance scene. Sima yi's still duct taped, Lu Xun's gone, Zhong Hui's taken away by some person, and that just leaves Xiaou Dun-" He turns to see Xiahou Dun drunk and passed out. "Okay...where's Sima Yi?"
"You don't neeed him!" Takasugi appears in front of Izuru. "I have some ideas..." Takasugi drags out four mannequins. "Here's your actors...!" Izuru stares at the Sima yi, Lu Xun, Xiahou Dun and Zhong Hui mannequins in confusion. "...You just happen-"
"I made one of Sima Yi and Zhong Hui when I need to take out some anger... Lu Xun one was made because I knew he was out... and Xiahou Dun one is just a Xiahou Dun one...enjoy..."
Scene start
Guan Yinping runs into the room with four of those mannequins. "I'm sorry! I have to choose out of all four of you! All of you are my greatest friends and I don't want to lose any of you!"
Takasugi makes the mannequins talk with his own voice mimicking the original characters voice. He talks Lu Xun's voice first. Unfortunately, he's still drunk.
"I...Ugh...do not want to love you either..."
"What? Lu Xun, you didn't have to be so mean about it!"
"No... I hate you...Hic!"
"Agh! I do not want to see you again!" She hits the mannequin, and the head flies off. It falls down. Yinping goes to the Sima yi one. "I'm sorry...but you're WAY too old for me!"
"Well...you're...hogging all of the ugly!"
"Ah! How did you get married in the first place? Hmph!" She goes to "Xiahou Dun."
"You're my greatest teacher, and I don't want this to sour our relationship!"
"...I love you. BLRAGH!" Coincidentally, the mannequin falls. "I can't love a slob like you! It's best you remain my teacher!"
"No...I love you! Hic!"
"I don't want to hear it!" She goes to the Zhong Hui mannequin. "Zhong Hui...I love you!"
"I know."
Scene end
"What...?"
"I know...it's awesome..."
"That was crappy voice acting! You're drunk!"
"You're sexy..." He falls down face first. "...Not flattering since it's coming from you... Last one is they have to sing We are the Champions in the most embarrassing costume Koei has given them. I doubt-" Zhao Yun yells out, WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ARRRRRRRRRRE THE F***ING CHAMMMMMMPIONS!" Xu Shu sings very fast. "WearethechampionsMyfriend!"
"That's not how the song goes!" Guo Jia lies drunk, so he can't say anything. Diao Chan was still dancing, not listening what was around her. Lu Xun and Zhong Hui are gone. Sima yi's somewhere around there, and Xiahou Dun's passed out. The only ones that were singing properly were Wang Yuanji and Guan Yinping. "We don't have any embarrassing costumes."
"I just came in here, so I only have the job costume." They continue to sing. Izuru gets more airplanes to his face. "Ah! Today's very busy!"
I have a dare for Xing Cai:
Kiss Liu Shan in front of all the other Shu characters.
"Okay-"
"Fine, whatever floats your boat." Xing Cai (who inhaled the alcohol in the room because 1000 jars of it is really going to stink it up, is drunk now) grabs Liu Shan and makes out with him in front of Zhang Fei and Guan Yu. "Whaaaat are ya doing?"
"Hm, young love..." Xing Cai throws Liu Shan off the stage after she was finished. "Next."
I'm back! It's been a while since I reviewed but school has been killing me(sees Guo Jia, Yue Jin, Li Dian, Jia Chong, and Xiahou Ba in maid suits) You guys look soooo cute! (takes multiple pictures of them) Too bad about you guys having to clean up the mess though. Author, you know about Hetalia? Yes! But I don't think Romano is going to be happy about his tomatos being stolen. Oh well, time for some Qs and dares.
1. Xu Shu what will it take to make you happy? Your depression makes me want to cry! Also is it just me or did you seem more confident in Dynasty Warriors 7 Empires? (just got the game this weekend Yay!)
2. Jia Xiu, Guo Jia, Li Dian, Yue Jin, Cai Wenji and Wang Yi, aww you guys worked so hard cleaning up, so here's a banquet full of wine and food for you guys.
3. Author, out of the 8 main characters of Hetalia AP which dynasty warrior do you think fits them the most?
4. Who is going to be the unlucky victim... Sima Yi I dare you to steal Jia Xiu's and Wang Yi's wine and tell them who really urinated in their wine from before (Forcing ancient people to live 2000 years in the future? Oh my! chapter 2) . And if you refuse or lie not only will I detach your limbs piece by piece from your body with my chainsaw (summons Russia, General Winter and the whole Russian army) my friends here will make sure you wished you did.
5. And lastly, Zhong Hui I'm getting really sick of you trying to kill off the Jin characters in the other story. You even killed Yue Jin you b******! So... (wraps him in tight chains) Zhang Chunhua, Sima Zhao, Wang Yuanji and Jia Chong, since you guys are my favorite Jin characters, you can get your revenge on him for the next 10 minutes. You can also borrow my chainsaw and army if you want, just don't kill him. Hurt him but don't kill him. If you kill him fangirls will be after you and me like crazy.
That's all for now! Keep writing these Prussia-awesome stories(hugs Guo Jia before leaving)
Why is it so surprising that I have watched Hetalia? It's a hilarious show, and I like funny shows.
"I don't know, because it's crawling with yaoi fangirls?"
I just ignore that and watch the show. Plus I can just make more jokes off of that.
"Xu Shu's pretty happy since I gave him the coffee. Right-" Xu Shu pops up in front the screen, "Hey!I'mhappy!Youhappy?Isuream!Haha!" He runs off. "See? And really? Another banquet? I'm surprised they're not fat yet." Jia Xiu, Li Dian, and Yue Jin shove food down their throats without even knowing since they got too drunk. Wang Yi forces Cai wenji to drink the wine. "Cooome ooon, it tastes goood."
"Stop-Glrrgh!" Guo Jia gets up, and gropes Wang Yi's behind. "Whoooa...so firm...OW!" Wang Yi bashes a wine jar onto him and kicks him far off the stage. "Next, who is most fitting as a Hetalia character?"
America: Li Dian (Seems fitting.)
England: Sima Shi (Sima Shi can pull off a British accent and talking to a flying mint bunny.)
France: Zhuge Liang- I mean-Guo Jia (It's very obvious. Also, Zhuge Liang's and Zhao Yun's seiyuu did France.)
Japan: Jia Chong-I mean- Guan Xing (I don't know... Also, Jia Chong's seiyuu did Japan.)
Italy: Xiahou Ba (He seems innocent and kiddy-ish enough.)
Germany: Pang De (Tall, big, strict guy goes to Yu Jin though, but I'm just working with the characters I know.)
China: Zhou Yu (Ha, Zhou Yu is the place he IS from.)
Russia: Jia Chong (Scary guy that keeps on a smile. Seems right.)
"Where's Sima Yi?"
You smell of wine... Hey! Izuru follows the voices to see a drunk Zhang Chunhua. "Wait! How in the world you get drunk?!"
"Whaaat...? I'm not drunk! Get out of here!"
"Yeah, you're drunk. I'm going to guess you snuck some sips, not knowing your low tolerance."
"What low tolerance? I can hold my liquor better than that...uh...hat's her name?"
"Yep, drunk. Sima Yi, why are you still on the dress?"
"This thing binding me is hard to tear out of!"
"How about I help ya with that...?"
"No, no! I'm sure-Ah!" She rips off the tape quickly. "OW!"
"Aw, too rough? How about this?" She rips open Sima Yi's robes. "Ah! What are you doing?"
"Yeah! We can't show that stuff! I really need Sima Yi for something-"
"A-Ah! Please! You can do this stuff back at home! Right now, you're intoxicated...Oh..."
"Oh, come on!" Izuru walks quickly away from the area. "Unfortunately, Sima Yi's not available right now..." Takasugi wobbles to him, "Hey, you don't need...him..."
"Now what?" Takasugi holds up the Sima Yi mannequin and sticks it near him. "So, why did you urinate in Wang Yi and Jia Xiu's wine supply? I never thought you would do that...hm...it's always the quiet ones..." Wang Yi and Jia Xiu heard and turned towards the Sima yi mannequin. "Whaaat?! You peed in ma wine?! I outa smack ya smirk off your face!" (The Sima Yi mannequin has a poorly-drawn "mouth" on its blank face.) "What? Not saying anything?" Wang Yi goes to kick it in the non-existent privates. "That'll teach you to pee in a woman's wine!"
"See? It's working."
"...Eh..." The mannequin falls, and the two go and break it apart in anger. "Whoa!"
"Sima Yi's glad to be somewhere else and not here now... Zhang chunhua's busy... so..."
"Here's the Zhong Hui mannequin!" Takasugi wraps it with chains and sets it in front of Sima Zhao, Wang yuanji, and Jia Chong. "Beat him up!" Jia Chong looks at it evilly and tears off the arm. He continues to break it apart as Sima Zhao and Wang Yuanji watch. "We already know it's fake..."
"Okay...last one...I'm exhausted..."
Um...Wang Yuanji was supposed to sing to Sima Zhao, not the other way around... lol. Never mind. :3c
And the pocky kept breaking? Eto...-hands them 5 packs of strawberry pocky- Don't eat it all at once, please...Yes. Do the dare again. Just don't eat the pocky, or... *pulls out tazer* And the reference to Hetalia! I love you author! 3 Oh yeah. *hands Takasugi and Izuru some money* If they all break by any chance, go and buy some more so they can do it. Or I'll taze you two as well.
Sorry this is going to be short...hmm...*discreetly handcuffs Sima Yi and Zhuge Liang's wrists together while nobody is looking* You two have to stay like that until I come back, ok? :D Or I'll force you guys to walk on a tightrope over a pool of sharks, wearing a ton of meat. *heart emote*
Oh yeah, one last thing. You guys can take care of Zhong Hui for a bit; I have tests coming up. And yes, you can submit him to dares! *heart emote* Maybe he's scarred...? :U
Oh yeah. *gives Li Dian another tray of cookies* Mind telling me your favourite flavour of cookies?
((If it isn't obvious enough, I think Zhang Bao and Li Dian are so kawaii desu. If they were my upper classmen in real life, I'd be like; 'I hope senpai will notice me soon' all the time to them. OMG OTL.))
See you guys again, probably with a longer post, if I'm free. o 3o
"Ugh...strawberry...I don't want it..." Takasugi throws the packs at Izuru. "I like strawberry."
"Then you're gay."
"What? A guy liking strawberry is fine!"
"No, it's a girls flavor!"
"You're being very sexist!"
"Yeah, girls like strawberry."
"Guys like strawberry too."
"Yeah, if you're Zhang He or Zhou Yu."
"Man, you get more offensive when you're drunk... Zhang Bao, Guan Xing! Where are you?"
"Heeey..." Izuru goes up to them. "Eat these while making out with each other."
"Okaaay." Zhang bao grabs two packs and eats all of the sticks. He grabs Guan Xing to kiss him while his mouth still has the cookie crumbs and didn't even swallow it.
"Ugh...that's not what I meant... I assuming he's drunk." Zhuge Liang sees the chain on him and tugs it.
AH!
"Hm? What is this thing? I demand you free me!" He pulls it more.
Ah! Something's on my wrist!
"It won't come ooooooooff!" He pulls harder.
Actually...this is making this more enjoyable...Oh...
"Oh...isn't this like the Death Note thing? Where L handcuffs him self to Light?"
"Sima Yi's...behind there..." He sees Zhong Hui appear next to him in chains. "Let me go! Yeah, you!"
"Well...since he's here... Jia Chooong! Here's the real Zhong Hui!"
"Wait, what?! AH!" A hand grabs his leg and he gets dragged off-camera. Li Dian eats the batch of cookies he got. "Mmmmmm...Cookies..."
"What flavor do you like?"
"Cookies..."
"What kind?"
"Cookies."
"No-"
"Cookies! Any cookies!"
"Alright... Looks like we're done, finally-"
BOOOOOOM A fiery blaze blew up another side of the auditorium. Lu Xun comes out, holding the burnt Zhu Ran mannequin. "I've got my army of fellow fire users! Say hello to..."
Mario! (Super Mario Bros.)
Portgas D. Ace! (One Piece)
Natsu Dragneel! (Fairy Tail)
Genryusai Shigekumi Yannamoto! (Bleach)
Itachi Uchida! (Naruto)
Rin Okumura! (Blue Exorcist)
Hiei! (Yu Yu Hakusho)
"Hey, hey! You just grabbed random anime characters!"
"They are famous for fire-using, thus I make them with me."
"Aaaand we're out of time!"
"Aww, no... Come on, show what you guys can do..." Lu Xun and the rest behind him prepare and released their powers out in the auditorium.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
Try again?
5... 4... 3... 2... 1...
I just went and typed "anime fire users" and those choices came up.
Sima Yi's hat "sticks" do make me think he could have used them as chopsticks. Pretty stylish ones too. Also the sticks in Zhang Chunhua's hair seem to make me think that also with her.
I actually did find a fanart of Sima Yi in a...ugh...I'm getting nightmares...a speedo... What? You want to look for it? Fine, it's somewhere on pixiv. Let's just say I didn't want to look at Sima Yi for a while after that...
Jia Chong's name pronounced in the Japanese script is "Ka Ju." The joke is usually between Japanese fans, and I figured it out since a commenter explained while I found a picture of a chibi Jia Chong making orange juice in a blender. That's in pixiv, too. The joke is that Kaju means fruit if you stick it in Google Translate and I heard it was a name of a Japanese fruit juice brand, but I don't really know.
"Well...you're hogging all the ugly!" was a phrase said in Family guy.
The thing with Guan Yinping saying I love you to the Zhong Hui mannequin and Takasugi making it say, "I know" was something found in Star Wars. I know it's a meme with die-hard Star Wars fans, but I just only heard of that and just included it here. The original was Leia saying "I love you" to Han Solo and he just says "I know."
Extended barfing goes to Family Guy.
Sima Fu (Yi's younger brother.) was basically if Sima Yi were working in Shu based on what I read on him. He was a nice guy and "benevolent," quoting the thing I read. I'm just going to make Zhang chunhua be annoyed with him just for some comic relief.
Remember those KFC commercials that had those guys yelling out they ate the bones in promotion for KFC's boneless chicken? If you don't know what I'm talking about, you can just look it up on YouTube or something.
"You're drunk, you're sexy" are lines from Family Guy. It's when Stewie got drunk.
Tamaki Suoh from OHSHC does resemble Guo Jia. Maybe Koei modeled him after Tamaki, or Guo Jia is Tamaki's ancestor. Take your pick.
Aren't we getting busy today?