Harry, Snape, and Ron were sitting on the couch in Snape's office thinking about how the girls started to like them. "Maybe they drank some kind of potion," Snape said.

"What potion?" Ron asked. "A potion that makes a person fall in love at first sight?"

"Exactly. Harry, did you see Ginny the day before she started to get attracted to you?"

"Yes," Harry said. "I saw her in the Common Room and decided to talk to her."

"Ron?"

"Yeah," Ron said. "I was asking Hermione why I didn't see her in class."

"What about you, Snape?" Harry asked.

"Yes," Snape said. "Dumbledore told me to give Sibyl a potion since she wasn't feeling all that well."

"That's why they were acting weird around us. What should we do, give them a potion to get away from us?"

"Exactly."

"How do we do that?" Ron asked. "Go to Hogsmead and say 'Hey, can you help us out? There is a girl who's following me around and I want to get her off of my back,'? They'll think that they just love us."

"I know. But it's worth a shot. We have to do it now." Harry, Snape, and Ron left the room.

Harry and Ron waited for Snape to find out how the girls became so attracted to them. "I found something," Snape said. "Ron, it's not a potion where the girls fell in love with us. It's a truth potion."

"I thought that only truth potions makes you tell the truth," Harry said.

"This is another truth potion. It's making them showing to their true emotions to us."

"So, that means Ginny originally loved me, Hermione originally loved Ron, and Trewlawny originally loved you?"

"Exactly."

"I understand why Ginny loves me and why Hermione loves Ron, but why does Trewlawny love you?"

"I don't know. I think it's because I've been into her room from time to time and sometimes even concerned for her, but I don't know why."

"We have to reverse the potion," Ron said.

"I'll try my best. In the mean time, let's get as far away from the girls as possible."

"I'm in," Harry said.

"Same here," Ron said.

Snape stood in his office making the potion as fast as he could. There was a knock on the door. "Come in," Snape called. Trewlawny stepped into the classroom. "Sibyl," Snape said. "What are you doing here?"

"I want to talk to you," Trewlawny said.

"Okay. What do you want to talk about?"

"I want to talk about these past few weeks. I've bet that you know that I've been acting weird for the past few weeks."

"Now that you mention it, yeah."

"Well, don't think that something just happened to me. You see, I predicted that I was acting all weird. You see, I loved you since the first time I met you."

"You did?" Snape tried to look as surprised as possible.

"I did," Trewlawny said. "You see, when I was first introduced to you, I felt kind of weird. I noticed that I loved you."

"Oh," Snape said silently.

"But I knew that noone could love someone as weird as me. I thought that this would change."

"I understand."

"Thanks." Trewlawny kissed Snape on the cheek and left his office. Snape looked at the potion, sighed, and lied down on the couch, hopping that he would fall asleep.
A/N: I know that this wasn't all that funny. I'll try more later.