Robin and Maria

By Samhoku

I do not own them. Yessss, thank you for the ideas. It made me cackle with the possibilitys. Although Robin did need a fitting, so this ought to be good. (:

Chapter

Robin was now being fitted for his suit that he had to wear. He said to Sir Benjamin, "Over my cold dead body would you put a tie on me." Sir Benjamin blinked at how Robin got to the point. Loveday tutted at him, "Robin, a tie will look lovely on you! Very handsome." Robin's eye twitched, "I DONT CARE!" He snapped.

Sir Benjamin ignored Robin and kept helping Loveday. The women gave Sir Benjamin a kiss right in front of Robin. Robin made a strangled gurgling noise and asked, "Why must you do that in front of me?!"

Loveday smiled pleased with herself, "That is revenge from Maria." Robin growled, "Did she happen to say what she was going to do with my hat?" Loveday tilted her head, "No, she didn't. Is that why you have her ribbon?"

Robin ignored that and allowed Sir Benjamin to continue helping Loveday, but with a very irritated look on his face. Maria knew what he hated, and it could get on his last nerve.

Maria was in her room and Robin's hat was underneath the bed. She was planning on keeping it until the wedding day, then she would give it back. Maria yawned then laid on her back, her eyes starting to close. She heard someone knock on the door, "Who is it?"

A squeaky voice said, "Loveday." Maria stifled a giggle, "Loveday, your voice sounds different." On the other side of the door Robin face palmed, well yes Maria wasn't that fluttery.

Robin walked in and dropped the ribbon on Maria's head, "May I please have my hat back?" Maria was surprised and opened her eyes, watching Robin, "That was simple."

Robin crossed his arms over his chest, "May I have my hat back?" Maria sighed then got it out from under the bed, handing it to Robin, "Alright. Truce?"

Robin practically purred, "A temporary truce, love." Maria blushed a little then pushed him back out of the room, "Goodbye Robin, it was nice calling a truce. See you later."

Robin grinned, "You can count on that." This time he felt her hand move to swipe his hat so he grabbed it first and bolted out of the room with laughter. Maria growled and let him leave, knowing she wouldn't win this one.

Maria went back to her bed and laid down, eventually falling asleep. Loveday sent Robin to go get Maria for dinner later. Robin came in and decided to jump on the bed like a little kid. Maria groaned and rolled all the way to the edge of the bed, whining, "Robin, go away." Robin mimicked her with his hand then shook her none too gently, "Come on Maria, its time for dinner."

Maria muttered, "Leave me alone." She curled into a ball and tried to go to sleep. Robin shook her again, this time a little more gently, "Loveday sent me Maria." Maria rolled over and cuddled him, "5 more minutes." Robin looked unimpressed and gently pushed her away, "Maria, its time to get up."

Maria growled, "Fine." She sat up with a irritated look on her face. Wow, that moodswing was fast. Robin raised an eyebrow, "Are you on your monthly gift?" Maria gaped at him before slapping his chest hard, "You don't ask girls that Robin! But if you must know, yes. I will be down for dinner in a few minutes but YOU need to leave!" Robin saluted and escaped the room as a pillow was thrown at his head. But his hat was still there! That was definitely a plus.