~If owned I Naruto Itachi would be alive~
Warning: Sasuke 'bashing' and cussing
~Three Months Later~
Katsu, Kishi, and Hana were on their way back from a mission, when out of nowhere a guy with white hair and purple eyes jumped out in front of them. He used a smoke bomb and the girls were knocked out. We they awoke they saw Hana and a bag of sake, that was for Hidan, were missing.
"Dang it! Where could have he gone!" Katsu yelled.
"We were knocked out for like, an hour." Kishi replied calmly.
"Itachi's gonna kill us!" Katsu started hyperventilating.
"Don't worry Katsu" Kishi tried to reassure her friend. "Itachi's gonna understand."
~At the base~
"WHAT!"
"I told you he was going to be mad!" Katsu yelled at her friend.
When they told Itachi about Hana he went ballistic.
"Don't worry Itachi we're going to get her back-" Kishi was cut off.
"You better or so help me…" He growled flashing the Sharingan.
"Uchiha, do not threaten my daughter!" Kakazu and Deidara both yelled at the same time while Kisame put a blind fold around Itachi's eyes.
"What did he look like?" Kisame asked the girls. Itachi was trying to get the blind fold off. They started explaining what the guy looked like. "I know him" Kisame said after they were done.
"Really!" Kishi, Katsu, and Itachi (Who was still blind folded) asked.
"Yes its Suigetsu" Kisame relied. "He works with Orochimaru and Sasuke." Hidan walked in carrying some girl with red hair, red glasses, and looked like a whore. She was yelling bloody murder.
"PUT ME DOWN! I SWEAR SASUKE WILL COME LOOKING FOR ME AND KILL YOU ALL!" She yelled. The name Sasuke caught Kishi's, Katsu's, Kisame's, and Itachi's attention. Kishi, Katsu, and Kisame went running to Hidan. Itachi ran into the kitchen by accident.
"Hidan put her down we need to talk to her about where Hana is." Kisame demanded.
"No, I need to use her for a sacrifice to lord Jashin-sama!" Hidan stated.
"Let use talk to her then you can sacrifice her!" Kishi said.
"Fine" Hidan grumbled. He put her down. She was tied up but not gagged. Sasori walked back pulling Itachi, who was still blind folded, and took off the blind fold. Itachi used the Sharingan to get the truth out of her.
"Got it" Itachi said. He turned the Sharingan off. "She's at the border of the Fire Country. I'm going after her."
"No Itachi" Katsu replied. "We lost her and we are going to find her."
The girls got ready to leave and they met up outside.
"You ready Kishi?" Katsu asked her teammate.
"Yep" Kishi replied. Kishi pulled out her hand took a kunai to some stitching. Once she was done a mouth opened and stuck its tongue out. Kishi gave it a little clay and in about five minutes she was holding a small clay bird. She dropped the bird and it got a lot bigger. Both of the girls got on the bird and they were off.
~Hana's POV~
I awoke from my sleep to see some tall dude and the guy who ambushed us.
"Where am I?" I asked no one in particular. They just looked at me. Then a guy with black hair in the shape of a chicken's butt walked into the clearing. "Who are you?"
"I am Sasuke Uchiha" He stated. My mouth fell open. Sasuke is my uncle… HIS HAIR IS SO STUPID! "Who are you?" He asked me.
"Hana Uchiha, daughter of Itachi Uchiha." I replied. He didn't even look fazed.
"Hn. Orochimaru did say something about Itachi having a daughter."
"I'M YOUR NIECE!" I yelled. "DO YOU EVEN CARE?"
"No" Was his reply. Dad was right he is a Duck Ass Bastard. I sighed looked beside me and saw the bag of sake that was for Hidan and I smiled.
~Three bottles of sake later~
~Normal POV~
"I hate you, you hate me, let's all kill Sasuke, with a great big kick, and a punch from me to you, won't you say you hate me too!" Hana sang. This sent Suigetsu in roars of laughter. Then Katsu and Kishi came in on the clay bird. The girls swooped down and grabbed Hana. They got a little high up when Katsu did her stupidest jutsu.
"Ninja style: Rabid Squirrel Jutsu!" She yelled while doing some hand signs.
Out of nowhere a bunch of rabid squirrels came running out of the woods and started eating anything or anyone. All that was left of Jūgo, Suigetsu, and Sasuke were their bones.
~Chapter 8 done~
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Vicky: You really don't like Sasuke… Do you?
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