.:I Want To Get In Your Genes:.
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto.
AN: Ohmigoodness, you people. Everyone loves future Naruto, it's hilarious! And I'm glad you all liked baby Genji (and the 'lemonade').
Does anyone know the songs "Stay" and "Silver Lining" by Hurts? Because I can't help but feel that they're meant for Naruto and Sasuke. Go listen to them and agree with me, damn it (kidding, you don't have to if you don't want to)! I was listening to them while writing and couldn't help but get suspicious. I was like, "You're mocking me, aren't you?"
ONE MORE THING: I may or may not update tomorrow or the next day. MechaCon is this weekend so I'm actually going to need to sleep at night and be out all day. But I'll return to my daily updates afterwards!
Maybe I'll post another chapter today to make up for the day I'll be gone...
I end one chapter with a lemon, I begin the next with another…
Chapter Ten
No Time in the Future
"Sasuke…damn it, slow down!" Naruto said in a hushed voice. The sound of the sheets rustling as they hid his and Sasuke's lower halves seemed so loud in the quiet room, it was almost embarrassing.
"Sorry…" Sasuke whispered, leaning down to kiss Naruto apologetically. He started making shallow thrusts, grinding against Naruto's prostate relentlessly.
Naruto dug his nails into Sasuke's shoulders. "Shit…shit!" His voice squeaked to his embarrassment. "Sasuke! Stop! That's way too much!"
Sasuke squeezed Naruto's cock warningly and narrowed his eyes. "Be quiet," he hissed, not letting up on his thrusts.
"I can't! Slow down! Shit!"
"Naruto…"
"Ngh! Sasuke!"
Both men froze when a shrill baby's cry broke through the room.
"Damn it," Sasuke growled, pulling out and throwing the sheets off. He got out the bed and picked up his pajama bottoms off the floor, pulling them on quickly. He walked awkwardly over to the crib in the room and checked the screen on it to see what was wrong. All of Genji's vitals were normal, and he wasn't hungry or needing a change. Sasuke clicked his tongue and he lifted the six-month-old boy from his crib. "You were too loud. You woke him up." Sasuke informed his husband, leaning the baby against his chest and rubbing his back soothingly.
"I woke him up? I told you to slow down!" Naruto gaped at the other man. Sasuke ignored him and he huffed, leaning back into the bed.
"Shh…shh, Genji, please stop crying." Sasuke said quietly, kissing the soft dark hair on his son's head. When Genji began to quiet down a bit, Sasuke stopped rubbing his back so he could adjust his erection. As soon as his hand was gone, Genji's wailing came back full force. "Shh, shh," Sasuke hushed him quickly. He began bouncing to try to get him to stop.
Naruto watched the scene before him as Sasuke walked back and forth in the light of the moon coming through the window. He bit his lip, getting turned on by the pacing, fatherly Uchiha. He pulled the sheets over his lap and began stroking himself. He closed his eyes, peeking at his husband every now and then to see what he was up to. "Ah…" he clapped a hand over his mouth as he came. He sighed happily and looked at Sasuke, flinching when the other man glared back at him.
"Really?" Sasuke hissed. "You're going to get yourself off while I take care of our son?"
"Well it was your turn to get him anyway." Naruto said quietly, still in the high of his orgasm. "You're a sexy dad." He smiled when Genji finally settled down.
Sasuke lowered the baby into his crib and returned to the bed, shedding off his pajama bottoms. He kneeled before Naruto and stared down at him expectantly, his dick standing up proudly. "Take care of it." He ordered, and Naruto rolled his eyes.
"Water off." Naruto said and slid open the door of the shower. He grabbed the towel that was laid over the toilet, rubbing it over him once. Once was all it took with these super absorbent towels. He wrapped it around his waist, something Sasuke always made fun of him for because apparently no one in the future did that, and opened the bathroom door. He paused and leaned against the threshold, smiling gently at the sight before him.
Sasuke lay on his back on the bed, holding Genji up in the air above him. He lowered the baby down to his face and nuzzled his nose before pushing him back up. Genji giggled at each snuggle and then stopped, staring down at his father with wide blue eyes every time he was lifted back up in the air. When his face was nuzzled again, Genji squealed with joy, and then abruptly stopped when he was back in the air.
Naruto walked over to the bed and grinned at Sasuke who looked at him in slight surprise. Sasuke handed him the baby over his head and Naruto took Genji, cuddling him with a smile. "Hey there, Genji. Were you playing with daddy?"
"Guh!" Genji said in response, flailing his arms and looking back at Sasuke.
"Show mommy what you learned today." Sasuke said with dark amusement, turning over on his stomach.
Genji suddenly looked back at Naruto and smiled widely, revealing his only tooth. He pointed at Naruto and laughed.
Naruto furrowed his eyebrows and looked back at Sasuke, balancing Genji on his hip. "I don't get it. And don't call me mommy."
"Buh!" Genji squealed, hugging onto Naruto's neck.
Sasuke smirked. "He knows you as mommy now."
"What?" Naruto squawked.
"Genji, where's daddy?" Sasuke asked suddenly and Genji leaned back, Naruto having to catch his head, and pointed at Sasuke.
"Guh!"
Naruto glared at Sasuke. "Thanks a lot, Sasuke. As if I'm not emasculated enough when I have your dick inside me." He kissed Genji on his forehead and grabbed a flapping arm to avoid being hit. "Tell daddy that he's being mean." He murmured to the eight-month-old boy.
Sasuke smirked and reached forward, yanking Naruto's towel off.
"Sasuke, jeez," Naruto chided his husband, walking around the bed to put Genji in his play pen, making sure Sasuke was watching his backside the entire time. He set his son down and quickly went to find the selection screen so he could get dressed. He was going to work out in Sasuke's personal gym today.
"I talked to Sakura while you were in the shower," Sasuke said, moving to the edge of the bed so he could sit on it with his legs over the side.
Naruto glanced up at him from the screen, his finger resting on a blue shirt, but not confirming it. "And?" He went back to scrolling through the casual clothes.
"She agreed to carry another baby for us."
Naruto grinned and confirmed the outfit he put together. He set the controller on the night stand and then went to stand between Sasuke's legs. "Did you tell her that she didn't really have a choice because you already had her eggs fertilized?"
"I did, actually. And we'll be getting the results within a week." Sasuke said, cupping Naruto's face in his hands and kissing him.
As Naruto kissed back, he had to catch Sasuke's wrists to keep his hands from roaming too much. "Sasuke, same thing this time, too."
"Hm?" Sasuke asked, catching his lips again.
Naruto pulled back and looked at him pointedly. "Even if the results aren't what you want, you have to deal with it." Sasuke stiffened against him, and Naruto pulled away. "You have to, Sasuke."
"Naruto, the whole point of doing this was to revive the blond hair gene." Sasuke said, sliding off the bed and walking past the other man. He opened the chute and tossed the packaged clothes to him.
Naruto caught it easily and glared at the raven-haired man. "What, so it's not enough to just have a family with me? You have to get something out of it too? Don't you love Genji for who he is?"
Sasuke's clenched his hands into fists at the accusations. "Of course I love him for who he is. He's my son. But I'm also thinking about future generations."
"That's not your responsibility!"
"I have made it my responsibility, Naruto!" Sasuke shouted back. He flinched when Genji began to cry due to his outburst. Swallowing, he went over to the baby and lifted him up, balancing him on his side. He watched Naruto get dressed before handing their son to him quietly. "I have to go to work. I'll be home the usual time." He turned and left the room without another word.
Naruto stared after him with wide eyes. This was serious, Sasuke was upset with him. Sasuke always kissed him before he left for work. Gritting his teeth, he looked down at Genji who had quieted down thanks to the Uchiha. He placed Genji back in his crib, knowing that it was his nap time right about now. "Well if he's going to be a prick then he can be a prick."
He began making the bed, starting on Sasuke's side and making sure to punch the pillow extra hard while fluffing it out. He was on his side when the door slid open and Naruto turned to see who came in. He narrowed his eyes at the man in the doorway. "Did you forget something, bastard?"
Sasuke sighed and crossed the room. He turned Naruto around and kissed him deeply.
Naruto squeezed his eyes shut, his mouth opening automatically when a tongue prodded his lips. He gasped when Sasuke suddenly lifted him up, holding him by the back of his thighs, forcing Naruto to wrap his arms around his neck.
Sasuke dropped him on the bed and crawled over him. Their lips connected again and Naruto grunted at how forceful the other man was being.
"Mmf! Sasuke! Wait!" he pushed Sasuke back and looked at him, breathing heavily. Looking down at his clothes he frowned and then returned to studying Sasuke's face. There was something different…his hair was a little longer, and his eyes weren't as dark as usual. "You're…not my Sasuke."
Sasuke smirked and sat back. "At least you noticed. You're even more of an idiot later." He chuckled at the glare directed his way, but then looked off to the side at Genji's crib. "Ah, Genji. You were such a cute baby." He said, getting off the bed and going to pick up his son. "If only you had stayed that way."
Naruto sat up, straightening out his clothes, and turned to look at the taller Sasuke. "What happens to him?" he asked out of curiosity.
"He has my personality, unfortunately. These beautiful blue eyes go to waste on such a sour puss attitude." Sasuke nuzzled the baby who was looking annoyed because he had been about to go to sleep. "You read far too many books." He said to the baby and put him back in his crib. Returning his attention to Naruto, his expression became somber. "I just wanted to apologize for my shouting today." He said. "You see, today's my birthday, but I never told you, so I'm more annoyed at myself than anybody yet I'm taking it out on you."
Naruto's eyes widened. He almost felt like punching the Sasuke before him. "Why are you such an asshole?" he growled.
"Because it's what I'm good at." Sasuke smirked. "And you've told me yourself that you love how much of an asshole I am."
Naruto's face reddened and he looked down at the bed. Future Sasuke was definitely different; he was more playful and forward. And Naruto couldn't help but think that it was no wonder he stayed with the Uchiha for so long. He was going to become this and Naruto actually liked it.
"Want to know what you're going to give me for my birthday?" Sasuke drawled.
"Yes please, because I currently have no idea what to get you." Naruto said with an awkward laugh.
"Well, for starters," Sasuke said, moving to sit on the bed with Naruto. "You're going to make me a cake. It's going to suck, but that's okay, because you made it for me and I love it anyway. Not like I'm going to tell you that." He suddenly turned and pounced on Naruto, pinning him to the bed. "Then, after some wine that you will find while snooping around in the kitchen, we're going to hand Genji over to Iruka and Kakashi, and you're going to ride me all night long until you can't move. Then I'm going to do you one more time before we both pass out from exhaustion." He leaned down to kiss Naruto but was met with a hand instead.
Naruto pushed the older Sasuke off of him and sat back up. "Like hell I'm going to ride you! God, you are so full of it."
"I'm just telling you how I remember it." Sasuke said with a chuckle. He became serious and sat up straight. "Don't worry about the eggs. Even if they weren't blond, I wasn't going to get rid of them."
Blue eyes widened and he turned to his husband's future self. "So they are blond?"
Sasuke nodded.
"Wait...they?"
Sasuke smirked. "Twins."
Naruto rolled his eyes and sighed, looking off to the side. Of course they were going to have twins. At least Sasuke would get what he wanted…twice.
"I need to get going. It's my birthday in my time as well and you promised that I could do whatever I wanted to you, not including getting you a tattoo because apparently one is enough." Sasuke said with a smirk, rolling off the bed.
"You made me get a tattoo?" Naruto cried, his voice raising an octave.
Sasuke's smirk only widened. "You like it. Besides, it's sexy." He walked over to the door.
"Who's Akane?" Naruto blurted out, remembering what his future self had said eight months ago.
The older Uchiha stilled and he turned, wide eyes, to look at Naruto. "How the hell do you know about that name?"
"I…uh…my future self accidently blurted it out once…" he said nervously, scratching the back of his head.
Sasuke sighed and pressed a face into his palm, shaking his head. "Akane is our youngest daughter." He smiled gently and pulled his hand away from his head. "She's beautiful, Naruto. She looks like your mom." His smiled faded and he quickly exited the room.
Naruto stared after him dumbly before frowning. "The future us need to come visit when they're not in a rush for time. I mean, seriously, what are we doing, coming to check on ourselves to pass the time? That's so stupid."
He slid off the bed and turned around, seeing that it was messed up all over again. "Still such a bastard…"
Sasuke opened the front door of his house and stepped inside. He unbuttoned the tie around his neck and wound it around his hand as he walked into the den. "Naruto, I'm home," he called as he passed the second floor balcony. When he didn't receive an answer, he assumed the other man was still mad at him because of earlier. Entering the kitchen, he went straight to the fridge and slid it open. He grabbed a metallic bottle of bear and turned around only to freeze in place.
"Happy birthday, Sasuke," Naruto said with a weak smile, embarrassed by his outward appearance. He had told Kakashi that he wanted to make Sasuke's cake by himself, but he didn't know he was going to turn out so badly. The cake was lopsided, mostly due to the fact that he had somehow burned half of the bottom layer and now the top layer was hanging off the side. The butter cream frosting was hard to put on, and the thin, red icing he had used to write HAPPY BIRTHDAY with felt like it was stale.
He stepped in front of the cake on the table and combed his fingers through his hair, unknowing putting even more flour in it. "I thought that, maybe, we could open a bottle of wine that I found and celebrate the day you were brought into this world."
Sasuke peered past Naruto to see the disaster of a cake and raised an eyebrow. "Who told you?"
"You did," Naruto said quietly.
Sasuke licked his lips, unable to help but think that Naruto looked delectable at the moment. His concentration was disrupted when Genji shoved his bottle off the edge of his high chair, laughing at the sound it made when it hit the floor.
While Naruto tended to their son, Sasuke approached the cake and broke off a piece, only to have it crumble in his hold. "Naruto, what is this?"
"Ah, don't touch it!" Naruto whined, settling Genji on his hip. "I swear to gods, Sasuke, it growled at me."
Sasuke smirked. "Only you…" he muttered. He approached his husband and kissed him greedily; tasting the butter cream frosting that Naruto had snuck while making the cake. "Thank you."
The two men sat at the table, drinking wine and avoiding the cake. Naruto told Sasuke about his future self visiting him and the Uchiha frowned.
"I've never been visited by the future Naruto…" he said, trying not to pout. He wanted to see what Naruto looked like in the later years.
Naruto pulled Genji's hand back when the baby reached for the cake before him. "Maybe I will one day. I'll make a mental note of it now and we'll see if you're ever visited." He closed his eyes and leaned his head back while bracing Genji on his lap with his hands on the baby's torso. "Naruto, remember to visit Sasuke at some point because he's a jealous brat."
Sasuke scoffed and leaned over, stopping Genji's wandering hands while Naruto was occupied being an idiot.
Naruto looked at him with a dark blush. "A-actually, there's more to tonight then just fail cake and wine."
"Oh?" Sasuke said, halting Genji again, this time keeping both of the boy's tiny hands in one of his own.
"Y-yeah…" Naruto looked off to the side, willing away his blush. "We should ask Kakashi and Iruka to watch Genji while I give you your birthday present…"
The raven-haired man smirked. "That sounds good."
Just as the future Sasuke had said, Naruto was on top of Sasuke for two rounds before he became exhausted, and then he let Sasuke take him one more time before falling asleep in the early morning hours.
The last conscious thought in Sasuke's mind was that he was going to have to remember to go back in time and tell Naruto to do this on his birthday one day.
Bah, lame chapter is lame!
Can you tell how lazy I was through this? I kept getting distracted, and in the middle of writing I got another fanfic idea and began writing that. But at least I got this done, right? And fatherly Sasuke is adorable!
Okay, I'm off to bed.
I'll look for mistakes later.