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"Hey Jesse! Say something to the viewers of Wake Up, San Francisco!" (I know that show doesn't exist anymore-it was on Full House

"Hey, guys! What are y'all doing here?"

"We were just here with Jessica and Ashlee; they visited other patients. Then we saw you! Why are you here?"

"Well, uh, that's—" Jesse gasped as he realized that they had masks on.

"Hey!" he yelled as he and Sam tore off the masks, sending the cameras crashing down to the floor in the process. It turned out to be Jim and Josh. Sam ran off without a word. Josh and Jim began to beat the crap out of Jesse. Josh kicked him in the stomach and Jesse doubled over. He attempted to throw a punch at Josh, but Jim twisted his arm and kung fu-flipped him.

Just at that moment, Katie happened to come around the corner. Her arm was in a cast, and she tripped Jim and Josh. They both landed with a loud thud.

"Jess, are you alright?"

"Um, I'm fine. I guess I'm just a bit sore from landing on my back and the kick."

Katie helped her boyfriend up and led him to the nearest nurse. A few boys came out of a room and yelled, "Congrats on knocking these dudes out!"

"What're you talking about?" Katie yelled back. The boys tracked her voice down and came into the room.

"Josh and Jim? Everyone here knows them."

"How come?" Jesse managed to groan.

"Well, they tend to injure half the guys they meet. Somehow, and I don't specialize in this section of the ordeal, it's all tied back to this girl Miley."

"Oh, not again," Katie whined.

"Why? You know her too?"

"Duh! She goes to our school, just like Josh and Jim. And are you sure I knocked them out?"

"Yeah, those boys trip easily. Anyway, what's the deal with this Miley?"

"She claimed to have a crush on me, and was determined to become my girlfriend. Oh, and Katie, she hates you and wants to kill you." Jesse said the last part with a sarcastic smile on his face.

"Big whoop. I can imagine why; everyone loves you cuz' you're only the hottest man alive and every girl wants to be with you!" Katie caught her breath.

"Yeah, it's good being me. However, they don't understand the true me. They don't know what it takes to win my heart and are not true to themselves. You, on the other hand, are." Jesse squeezed her arm.

"Aww, how sweet!"