Gaara stood there, deadpan.

"You did say he'd be... happy, right?" Temari whispered at Kankurou.

"It was your goddamn idea!" Kankurou hissed back.

The remaining pieces of the pink water-baloon that just assaulted Gaara's person fell from his hair and onto the sandy ground.

Water. He hated water. It was sticky, it oozed, and, worst of all, it was wet.

Temari and Kankurou inched backwards. Gaara smirked morbidly wide, a gleeful cackle in the back of his head squealing "keel 'em!", before Kankurou and Temari promptly lost their footing and keeled backwards--

SPLASH

Both older siblings stared at what they were lying in.

A paddle-pool.

Gaara smirked at them both and stated "never challenge me, bitches."

((END. Because Gaara kicks ass in everything. and, sorry for spamming your emails with updates.))