This story came up in my mind as I was playing again FF7. Laugh and let me know what you think!

Visualise a group therapy, people sit in a circle.

Th: "So who wants to go first?"

A: "Me, me! Can I?"

Th: "Sure, go ahead! But name first."

A: "Name is Aerith. And I have two no three problems."

Th: "So tell!"

A: "First, I hate pink. Why do I always have to wear pink. Then second, they say I was a slut. Because of my friends. First only Zack was my Boyfriend til now. No, never had! Barrett quitt grinning!"

Aerith leaves the room, crying.

Th: "Now you" she points at Barrett

B: "Hey! Got no problem!"

Th: "People who say they have no problem, have..."

B: "Ok I talk! I think I have a split personality!"

One of the group "Nope, thats me!"

Th: "Quiet, when someone talks listen the other! Barrett go ahead!"

B: "I want to be with my girl, but I also have to find solution for Reeve. Now you see what I mean. And then is there my gun arm. Oops!"

2 hours later, different room

Th: "Barrett, you go last. Ok now you!...Why is she tied up?"

"Do you miss something?"

Th: "Hey where is my...Ms. Kasigari, what is your problem?"

Y: "Have none!"

All: "Yes you do!"

Y: "Nope!"

One of the group "Our materia, Tiny Bronco, the Buggy and...How did you take the Buggy and the plane?"

Y: "None of your business!"

Th: "She needs one by one! Nurse bring her to her room. But she stays tied up. And tomorrow room search!"

Th. looks at her watch "Break!"

Th: "And now you!"

Z: Well, first my girl gives me a list with 99 things she wants. How am I suppose to do that? and then I have to watch her and another man. We came back together and helped him. I owed him that!"

Th: "Guilt. That takes time!"

Z: "No problem. I'm dead!"

Th: "Wait a minute!" looks at her plan "No dead people today. Therapy for those tomorrow. Why are you leaving too?"

"Was dead!"

Th: "But you're alive now: Stay put. And where is Aerith?"

Z: "Tomorrow, she's dead too!"

Th: "Let's see then. You?"

"Not interrestet!"

Th: "Darned! Ok then you!"

V: "I'm Vincent, they all say I'm a Emo. But I just adorn my sins!"

Th: "Your sins? Explain!"

A hour later.

Th: "But that was not your fault. She had choosen this Hoj..."

All: "Chaos! Quit that!"

Th: "Private therapy for you, but separate rooms. Hallo no smoking here!"

C: "This is stupid. I don't want to talk."

Th: "Why?"

C: "I only have one problem, my smoking. And on this I'm working. But §$%&%$§§ it is not easy!"

Th: "You might have tourette syndrom! But there is more, am I right?"

C: "Nope! They laugh!"

Th: "No one is going to laugh. So go ahead!"

Cid pulls out photo and gives it to her

C: "&%$§$%%/& you see, you too. Why did God give me this stupid mop!"

After 2 hours of laughing fits and lunch resumes the therapy.

Th: "Moment, here's someone missing. Where is she?"

B: "At the bar. Says has no problems!"

Th: "Nurse get her!"

V: "Better take a few man with you!"

Th: "Oh she will come!"

C: "Nope!"

Th: "Then you please!"

Cl: "Not interestet!"

Th: "They all talked and I have your sword. So talk!" she is getting pissed by now

Cloud points in room "They say I'm gay, just because I wore woman's clothes once. I did this only to save someone!"

Th: "Then you did the right thing! What else?"

Cl: "The other thing they say about me. I was 14, entered ShinRa, trained for 2 years hard, ended in test tube, forgot got stabbed, lost my own mind. Hunted someone, found myself again, the hunt went on, killed a few monster and people. Got sick with a deadly disease, got healed, killed someone for the second time, died and came back! Enough!"

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Th: "Guys don't tease him anymore. He had it hard, OK?"

B: "That's not why!"

Th: "Huh?"

C: "Yo, other reason!"

Th: "Not his life and those woman's clothes. I'm confused!"

Barrett with dirty grin "We think he's still a virgin!"

Th: "Oh, and are you?"

Two weeks later new session and Th. wares still a cast. Tifa is now there too.

Th: "Now you!"

T: "Nope! OK! You see how I look: Uhhhhh must go back in teenage years. Liked a guy, lost him for 7 years. Found him again, still liked him and..."

Th: "And what?"

T: "No move from him whatsoever. Ok he was confused, but darned. First date, nothing. I was a little afraid to tell him the truth. So forget that one! But the second. Darned are all man morons? We were alone, I gave him hints! Nothing! And now, we live at the same house. Still nothing!"

Th: "Now, there are man who are shy! Yes that's possible! Or he's insecure about his looks or live, what he did! Som..."

T: "Huh? He's gergeous. And what he did? &%$%$§&/&% He saved our planet twice! So either he's gay or a virgin!"

In front of a pile of rubble

"Struck a nerve, did I?"

"Yo!"

"So you are gay?"

"Nope!"

"..."

"Yo the other, but afraid to tell you...Lets go and change that!"