This story came up in my mind as I was playing again FF7. Laugh and let me know what you think!
Visualise a group therapy, people sit in a circle.
Th: "So who wants to go first?"
A: "Me, me! Can I?"
Th: "Sure, go ahead! But name first."
A: "Name is Aerith. And I have two no three problems."
Th: "So tell!"
A: "First, I hate pink. Why do I always have to wear pink. Then second, they say I was a slut. Because of my friends. First only Zack was my Boyfriend til now. No, never had! Barrett quitt grinning!"
Aerith leaves the room, crying.
Th: "Now you" she points at Barrett
B: "Hey! Got no problem!"
Th: "People who say they have no problem, have..."
B: "Ok I talk! I think I have a split personality!"
One of the group "Nope, thats me!"
Th: "Quiet, when someone talks listen the other! Barrett go ahead!"
B: "I want to be with my girl, but I also have to find solution for Reeve. Now you see what I mean. And then is there my gun arm. Oops!"
2 hours later, different room
Th: "Barrett, you go last. Ok now you!...Why is she tied up?"
"Do you miss something?"
Th: "Hey where is my...Ms. Kasigari, what is your problem?"
Y: "Have none!"
All: "Yes you do!"
Y: "Nope!"
One of the group "Our materia, Tiny Bronco, the Buggy and...How did you take the Buggy and the plane?"
Y: "None of your business!"
Th: "She needs one by one! Nurse bring her to her room. But she stays tied up. And tomorrow room search!"
Th. looks at her watch "Break!"
Th: "And now you!"
Z: Well, first my girl gives me a list with 99 things she wants. How am I suppose to do that? and then I have to watch her and another man. We came back together and helped him. I owed him that!"
Th: "Guilt. That takes time!"
Z: "No problem. I'm dead!"
Th: "Wait a minute!" looks at her plan "No dead people today. Therapy for those tomorrow. Why are you leaving too?"
"Was dead!"
Th: "But you're alive now: Stay put. And where is Aerith?"
Z: "Tomorrow, she's dead too!"
Th: "Let's see then. You?"
"Not interrestet!"
Th: "Darned! Ok then you!"
V: "I'm Vincent, they all say I'm a Emo. But I just adorn my sins!"
Th: "Your sins? Explain!"
A hour later.
Th: "But that was not your fault. She had choosen this Hoj..."
All: "Chaos! Quit that!"
Th: "Private therapy for you, but separate rooms. Hallo no smoking here!"
C: "This is stupid. I don't want to talk."
Th: "Why?"
C: "I only have one problem, my smoking. And on this I'm working. But §$%&%$§§ it is not easy!"
Th: "You might have tourette syndrom! But there is more, am I right?"
C: "Nope! They laugh!"
Th: "No one is going to laugh. So go ahead!"
Cid pulls out photo and gives it to her
C: "&%$§$%%/& you see, you too. Why did God give me this stupid mop!"
After 2 hours of laughing fits and lunch resumes the therapy.
Th: "Moment, here's someone missing. Where is she?"
B: "At the bar. Says has no problems!"
Th: "Nurse get her!"
V: "Better take a few man with you!"
Th: "Oh she will come!"
C: "Nope!"
Th: "Then you please!"
Cl: "Not interestet!"
Th: "They all talked and I have your sword. So talk!" she is getting pissed by now
Cloud points in room "They say I'm gay, just because I wore woman's clothes once. I did this only to save someone!"
Th: "Then you did the right thing! What else?"
Cl: "The other thing they say about me. I was 14, entered ShinRa, trained for 2 years hard, ended in test tube, forgot got stabbed, lost my own mind. Hunted someone, found myself again, the hunt went on, killed a few monster and people. Got sick with a deadly disease, got healed, killed someone for the second time, died and came back! Enough!"
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Th: "Guys don't tease him anymore. He had it hard, OK?"
B: "That's not why!"
Th: "Huh?"
C: "Yo, other reason!"
Th: "Not his life and those woman's clothes. I'm confused!"
Barrett with dirty grin "We think he's still a virgin!"
Th: "Oh, and are you?"
Two weeks later new session and Th. wares still a cast. Tifa is now there too.
Th: "Now you!"
T: "Nope! OK! You see how I look: Uhhhhh must go back in teenage years. Liked a guy, lost him for 7 years. Found him again, still liked him and..."
Th: "And what?"
T: "No move from him whatsoever. Ok he was confused, but darned. First date, nothing. I was a little afraid to tell him the truth. So forget that one! But the second. Darned are all man morons? We were alone, I gave him hints! Nothing! And now, we live at the same house. Still nothing!"
Th: "Now, there are man who are shy! Yes that's possible! Or he's insecure about his looks or live, what he did! Som..."
T: "Huh? He's gergeous. And what he did? &%$%$§&/&% He saved our planet twice! So either he's gay or a virgin!"
In front of a pile of rubble
"Struck a nerve, did I?"
"Yo!"
"So you are gay?"
"Nope!"
"..."
"Yo the other, but afraid to tell you...Lets go and change that!"
