Chapter 10.

I was really scared about Vlodemort all day. I was even upset went to rehearsals with my gothic metal band Bloody Gothic Rose 666 You all know the drill. THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!. I am the lead singer of it and I play guitar. People say that we sound like a cross between GC, Slipknot and MCR. The other people in the band are B'loody Mary, Vampire, Draco, Ron (although we call him Diabolo Nothing is sacred anymore. now. He has black hair now with blue streaks in it.) and Hargrid Okay. Now that is legitimately funny imagery. Hagrid in a band. Only today Draco and Vampire were depressed so they weren't coming and we wrote songs instead. I knew Draco was probably slitting his wrists Don't promote suicide you crazy fucking bitch. (he wouldn't die because he was a vampire too and the only way you can kill a vampire is with a c-r-o-s-s (there's no way I'm writing that) So you are a bigoted idiot. Nice to know. a steak) and Vampire was probably watching a depressing movie like The Corpse Bride. Which came out in 2005. Long after they would have graduated. I put on a black leather shirt that showed off my boobs and tiny matching miniskirt that said Simple Plan on the butt. You might think I'm a slut but I'm really not. No. You're Flavia Maya Lilith Knight. Which is just as bad.

We were singing a cover of 'Helena' and at the end of the song I suddenly bust into tears.

"Ebony! Are you OK?" B'loody Mary asked in a concerted voice.

"What the fuck do you think?" I asked angrily. And then I said. "Well, Voldemort came and the fucking bastard told me to fucking kill Harry! Oh my God. Di immortales. Holy fuck. She isn't doing the cliche where she doesn't tell her friends. But I don't want to kill him, because, he's really nice, even if he did go out with Draco. But if I don't kill Harry, then Voldemort, will fucking kill Draco!" I burst into tears.
Suddenly Draco jumped out from behind a wall.

"Why didn't you fucking tell me!" he shouted. "How could you- you- you fucking poser muggle bitch!" (c is dat out of character?) Yes and no. He needs to say, "My father will hear about this" and it will be in character.

I started to cry and cry. Draco started to cry too all sensitive. Then he ran out crying. Is all this story is is people fucking crying?

We practiced for one more hour. Then suddenly Dumbeldore walked in angrily! His eyes were all fiery and I knew this time it wasn't cause he had a headache. When did he have a headache?

"What have you done!" He started to cry wisely. (c dats basically nut swering and dis time he wuz relly upset n u wil c y) "Ebony Draco has been found in his room. He committed suicide by slitting his wrists." Which she said wouldn't be fucking possible. Well, that's one awful peice of shit gone. Only *looks at paper* 394 million to go.