Disclaimer – I do not own any of the cartoons that the Grundo's are using.
Take and Humiliate
March 10th – Mail Order Bliss
Sloth had set up his own mail center. The reason he had set up his own mail center was that he was detaining all Yooyous carrying mail so that he could get a hold on people's mail. He had three Grundo slaves that could read and hadn't been freed with the building of the ship. They were to bring him anything interesting. Otherwise they could do whatever they wanted to do.
One of the Grundo's was a white one by the name of Spacewinx. She had given herself that name by watching the black and white television and seeing one of the human cartoons that had come through. To her, it acquainted freedom; thankfully Sloth didn't understand her name.
She was having fun drawing on all the bills smiley faces and pictures from the cartoons she had watched. Most of Sloth's tasks were not fun and tended to be grueling. But they had been given the order to cause as much chaos as possible for the mailing system to make it so that Neopia's mailing center could no longer be trusted.
One of the other Grundo's looked over at what she was doing. "You do know that smiley faces and Faeries acquaint goodness. They won't believe that Sloth is behind this."
"So," But the Grundo began to also draw things from other shows. She laughed. "I can make it look like Sloth is crazy. This is what he would draw if he watched the cartoons that we watch."
"Cool, the second," The Grundo spoke up. "This is Sloth would draw if he saw my favorite cartoon!"
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Meanwhile, at the mailing center, the minion was using his Darigan Carmariller, Black Gathow and Fire Scarabug to go around placing the microphones and video feeds that Sloth wanted. He had a small station hidden away, where no one would think to look for him. He was listening in through headphones and watching the different feeds on a couple of small televisions. He suddenly began to laugh as one of the phone taps came through.
"Why is Cobra from Sigma Six shooting Faeries on my bills?" Came one disgruntled person.
"How come when Scooby and the gang pull off the mask, it ends up being Sloth and it says he's captured them."
"How come it says that the Batman has been molecully changed by Dr. Sloth?"
"Why is Sloth drawing smiley faces and flowers…? I can't believe he would actually do that… wait, it says his alter ego the Happiness Faerie drew the frowny faces and skulls on the other side."
"I am missing my magazine subscription to Neolady!"
For once, the minion was actually laughing.
Author's note – Yet again late, blame Day Light Savings… for those who don't know, the cartoons are G.I. Joe Sigma Six, Winx Club, Scooby Doo, and The Batman. The Darigan Carmariller, Black Gathow and Fire Scarabug are petpets that I felt fit the minions personality.