I understand that this isn't a real chapter but since I'm stuck in writer's block I thought I would post this. It's a short little story that takes place in this universe. There will be several chapters like this every once in a while.

Summery for short chapter/story thingy: Legolas and the twins see Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl. Enough said.

Don't own anyone or thing in either of these two fandoms

August 23rd 2003

"Are you two sure about this movie?" Legolas asked as they settled into their seats in the movie theater. Elladan and Elrohir had talked him into a seeing a new movie. A friend of Elladan's James who worked at a car shop had watched it and said it was an amazing movie. James commented on the great acting done by Johnny Depp, Geoffrey Rush and Orlando Bloom. The Twins then said that they would watch it and dragged the Wood-Elf along with them.

Part of the reason I'm here is because of the actors in this, Legolas Thought darkly. Elladan and Elrohir hadn't let go that Legolas in the Lord of the Rings Trilogy's first two movies was played by Orlando Bloom who looked, talked and acted just like said Wood-Elf. Also Elrohir had enjoyed Johnny Depp's acting in A Nightmare on Elm Street and in Edward Scissorhands. (Yes I have turned Elrohir into a Johnny Depp fan)

"I hate you two," Legolas muttered.

"Why so serious Liam?" Elladan asked. Legolas gave him a glare.

"I am being forced to watch a movie against my will that I do not want to see and you think I should be happy about it?" He growled, hand slowly moving towards his gun. Elrohir laughing nervously said movement towards the gun grabbed his hand to stop him.

"Don't worry Daniel," he said. "Besides Liam the movie is starting and if we do make fun of you for it you should at least know what we are insulting you about."

With a glare and a slight pout Legolas awaited his fate to be forced to watch The Curse of the Black Pearl.

At first it wasn't too bad. Until Will Turner showed up with the sword and threw it in the air catching it.

"Can you do that?" Elladan whispered to the blond who gave in the Thranduil Glare.

Elrohir enjoyed Johnny Depp's entrance as Jack Sparrow on the sinking ship immensely. He and his older twin also enjoyed the fight scene in the blacksmith shop while Legolas was silent until they commandeered the ship.

"I will admit that was well played tricking the navy to go onto another ship while you steal –commandeer, so sorry Rogan for that – the other ship," Legolas noted. "But I don't think the navy was that stupid."

They all laughed when the Commodore reluctantly admitted that Jack Sparrow was the best pirate the he ha ever seen. The laughing got glares from other people sitting around them. The glares stopped when the three glared back.

"Obviously the name Turner is of something important to them," Legolas mused as he watched Elizabeth and Barbossa sitting in the captain's cabin at a table.

They had to admit that the best lines in the entire movie were:

'"But why is the rum gone?"

"One: Because it is a vile drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels. Two: That signal is over a thousand feet high. The entire royal navy is out looking for me, do you think there is the slightest chance that they won't see it?"

"But why is the rum gone?"'

Legolas of course still was not entirely too happy with the movie and being forced to watch it even if it amused him the slightest bit.

Elladan and Elrohir both enjoyed the rest of the movie immensely though the list of crimes that Jack Sparrow had committed did slightly surprise them. The rescue at the gallows and the fight also amused all three.

As soon as the movie ended and got the credits Legolas left the theater and waited for the twins to come out.

Five minutes later did Elladan and Elrohir come out of the theater muttering about a undead 'Jack' the monkey returning.

"So Liam what do you think of Elizabeth?"

"Yah, Lee. What do you think of her? Do want to kiss her?" That remark got Elrohir punched jaw.

Legolas silently swore at the twins the whole way back to the Jewelry store while the twins asked him questions. He knew going to the movie was a bad idea.

Fin

Okay I know this isn't very long but I haven't seen the movie in a while and I was using the internet to help me with certain facts. Please if you could help me come up with some ideas for the next actual chapters of Return of the Ring (like the actual ring returning because I'm still trying to figure out how to introduce that) that would be helpful. Hopefully I'll have the next actual chapter up by mid-April.

Please review and help me with ideas. I'll give you a free cookie if you help me.