(Authors Note: YAY CHAPTER TEN! And…I have an assignment for all of you! Your assignment is to write a funny review or a funny letter, or a continuation of the situation that is at the end of this chappie. I will look over them, and the person that is the funniest shall be featured in the story section! For those of you that do not understand….you will if you win. )
Letters to the Akatsuki
Dear DestinyItachi, that is, without a doubt, an easy question. The most annoying member here is Tobi. His behavior is annoying and cause much destruction- just a day ago, he bought a candy bar with our grocery fund and Kakuzu lost his temper, resulting in the destruction of another wall here in our base. And then there was the incident with the magnets... Tobi knows this. Does he care? NO. Does he do it on purpose? YES.
However... it would be best not to anger him, for he has... abilities unknown to most. Despite his looks...he is...a formidable opponent.
As for my favorite...I would have to say Kakuzu. After all, he IS the banker of our organization, and without his help we most likely would have gone bankrupt long ago.
Though, we would have easily found a solution, as I am a god and gods do not go bankrupt.
-Pein, Leader of the Akatsuki
Pein almost tore the letter in half as a sound from behind him made him jump.
"Pein..." It was Tobi, who had apparently used a teleportation jutsu to appear behind him.
"..Yes?" the red-head asked, wondering what he wanted, and also wanting to know why the masked man was in his office.
"Tobi wants to see the letter you've written."
Pein raised an eyebrow. "And why is that?" he asked, feeling slightly irritated.
"Because...Tobi wants to know if you've said anything bad about him."
Tobi stepped forward, almost menacingly.
"Give Tobi the letter."
Without waiting for a response, he had taken the letter and teleported out of the room, leaving Pein alone and shocked.
Never in his life had he seem Tobi move that quickly. Moreover, he had never seen Tobi succeed in taking anything from anybody- especially himself, of all people.
Well... there was a first for everything, it seemed.
(Second Author's note: I'll give you a hug if you know what I was hinting at about Tobi in Pein's letter. ..)