CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING ELSE Disclaimer: I do not own Brawl, Nintendo, or any of their affiliates. I'm running out of things to say...

When the door opened, the oddest thing ever to walk the Earth waddled in carrying a toilet plunger. He blinked his right eye, then his left, and scratched one of his rabbit ears. Sorry, that's 'Rabbid' ears. It only had two teeth, and probably wasn't the sharpest knife in the drawer. It looked ahead, staring blankly.

Master Hand had absolutely no idea what character this was, so he went through Lakitu's notes that were still on the table and eventually found a similar picture on one of the files. "You're a… Rabbid?" asked Master Hand. It still stared ahead blankly, plunger in hand.

Master Hand continued to look at the file. He found out that he was another third-party character, and really did have a low intellect. It also couldn't talk. "Okay, now it all makes sense," he said. Ignoring the formalities for the Rabbid's sake, he summoned a Sandbag.

Immediately, the Rabbid leaped up and jumped on it, plunging it in the face until it lost suction. He leapt back and, squinting, he unleashed a powerful Sonic Belch, which hurled the Sandbag against the wall. Dropping the plunger, he pulled out a guitar from nowhere and charged at it before utterly destroying the guitar after smashing it on the Sandbag. Then, it leapt straight through the ceiling, much to Falco's lament, and seemed to stay up there for quite a while. It seemed like minutes before the Rabbid body-slammed the Sandbag, creating an impression in the concrete floor.

The Sandbag disappeared and a Smash Ball took its place. The Rabbid soon was given a guitar, but that was not all. Three more Rabbids joined him, one on bass, one on drums, and one lead singer. The band immediately began to play, sending shockwaves throughout the room, giving a lot of pain to the Sandbag and demolishing the walls at the same time. After a few walls had been destroyed, the band disappeared, leaving only the Rabbid with his plunger.

After a couple moments of silence, Master Hand firmly said, "That… was… amazing…"

The Rabbid smiled, as Rabbids do. "Unfortunately, we do not need someone of your services right now." The Rabbid looked confused. "You see, many of your moves are very similar to other Smashers, albeit they're very unique in their own way. Also, where's Rayman? Isn't the game called, "Rayman's Raving Rabbids?" I don't think I've ever heard of "Rabbid's Raving Rabbids." If Rayman was in the game, I'd more than happily let you in. But the fact is, he isn't, so you're not. Besides, I think I've had enough of these third-party characters, so I'm going to have to turn you down. Better luck next time."

The Rabbid didn't seem to understand at all. He stood there with a dumbfounded look on his face.

Master Hand groaned. He got up and floated over right in front of the Rabbid. "You… fail…" he said. "Go… away…" After letting that sink in, the Rabbid's eyebrows narrowed. He whistled loudly, and crossed his arms. After a few seconds, followed by rumbling, the door burst open, and Rabbid after Rabbid poured in. There were so many that they began to go right through the walls next to the door. But, for some reason, all the Rabbids were dressed differently, from Superman to a ninja to scuba suit.

After the room was almost filled, the head Rabbid's eyes turned red, as if possessed, followed by the rest of them. He then let out a bloodcurdling yell, and all the others did the same. Armed with a plunger, the lead Rabbid bowed it forward, and the army of Rabbids charged, looking to destroy everything and everyone in sight. Falco and Marth, not caring about the job, screamed and ran for their lives out the nearest hole in the wall. Master Hand just floated above them while they ransacked everything.

A few of them were stupid enough to fall down the trapdoor that Marth had not finished repairing, while the others tried to grab ahold of Master Hand. About that time, four Rabbids in Special Forces suits belayed in through the ceiling, but their ropes were tangled up and couldn't do anything except hang there.

Finally, after getting fed up with everything, Master Hand bellowed, "ENOUGH!" and the yelling stopped. Thinking fast, Master Hand summoned a portal and pointed at it. "Look over there!" he yelled and all the Rabbids faced the portal. They all 'ooh-ed' it for a moment before they all charged into the portal until all had disappeared. "I wonder where that portal led to," said Master Hand.

Meanwhile, at the other end of the portal, the Rabbids ran out and began to fall out of the sky like lemmings, falling a few hundred feet before landing on top of each other on a tiny desert island in the middle of the ocean until they were all stacked.

Master Hand got rid of the portal and re-summoned the table, Falco, and Marth. "Get back to work," he said, and they did so immediately. He floated back behind the table and pressed the intercom again. "Next, please."

I've always thought the Rabbids were pretty cool, so I included them in this chapter. R&R please! (Suggestion: If you can, please do not suggest character from Fire Emblem or 'realistic' games such as those. No offense, but I find that characters in those games are very hard to write for. No offense.)