Seymour and Edna stood near a street in the nude after exiting the beach. Most of the people of Springfield were not around. So the two lovers have little chances of getting home without being spotted. But they still had to be carefully alert.
Edna stood next to Seymour, covering her breasts and crotch. "We better make it home before someone sees us," she said.
"We just have to keep on hiding," Seymour said, covering his organ. "Then when it's all clear, we move quickly and hide again. Then we do the same thing." He looked around to make sure no one was around. "Okay, let's move."
Seymour and Edna fled onto the streets, covering their nudity. Then they hid behind a bush. They looked and ran again. Then they stopped and hid in an alley. They looked again and ran out of the alley, avoiding the lights from inside the buildings. For there were people inside that could have spotted them through the windows. They quickly ran past streetlights and back into dark spots until they reached a big tree and hid next to it.
The two lovers rested for a moment, breathing to relax. "Do you think your mother will know about this?" Edna asked.
"Hell no," Seymour said. "I'm not letting my mother know about this at all." He looked around to see no one around. "Let's go."
They covered their nudity and continued running and hiding. Soon, they approached a park. Unfortunately, there were two men nearby.
"We got to sneak by them," Seymour whispered. "Just stay behind me."
When those two men were not looking, the two naked lovers quickly moved to a nearby tree. They looked again and moved to a bench and hid behind. But the two men sensed that someone was here.
"Who's there?" asked one of them.
Seymour and Edna began to panic. They kept themselves hidden in the dark behind the bench. But the two men were coming close. Seymour saw a rock next to him and got an idea. He picked up the rock and threw it towards a tree as hard as he could. The rock successfully hit the tree, causing the men to look and walk towards it.
As soon as the men were far away, Seymour and Edna moved ahead, getting away from them. They hid next to another tree in the park.
"That was close," Edna whispered, breathing calmly. "Good job getting rid of them."
"Thanks," Seymour said.
They looked around to check to see if the coast was clear. Then they covered their nudity and resumed running. They safely exited the park and were back on the streets. The town was pretty quiet, allowing them to run by without getting caught. They hid behind a car and looked around. Then they moved to another obstacle and hid again. They checked if the coast was clear once again and continued moving, covering their nudity.
Soon, they reached a car dealership. They entered and crouched down in between cars. When they were about to move, they heard footsteps. They peeked to see an employee coming towards their hiding spot. Trying not to panic, the naked lovers moved quietly to another spot. They turned to see the employee walking by their previous spot. They sighed with relief and continued on. They made it to the other side of the lot and exited.
They resumed their routine of hiding in obstacles and running with no one around. Soon, they reached a neighborhood in downtown. The neighborhood had random apartments lined up. They didn't know well about this neighborhood. But they knew where they were at.
"We're halfway there," Edna said.
Seymour and Edna began through the neighborhood in the nude. They continued covering their nudity while moving past streetlights very quickly. They did not want to be seen naked under any streetlight. As they moved, a nearby door began to open. They gasped and quickly moved out of a light and hid in between a stone staircase and some bushes. They crouched down as a door opened. They peeked up to see a man in a suit. He shut the door, walked to his car and drove off. Seymour looked to see if the coast was clear. "Let's go," he whispered to Edna.
The naked lovers continued moving through the neighborhood, dodging through streetlights. There were some people hanging out under lights across the street. Seymour and Edna seemed unseen in the dark. But they still hid behind cars to avoid detection from the people across the street. Luckily, the people paid no attention to their side. And they quickly crossed each streetlight while checking to make sure the people were not looking.
The naked lovers managed to make it through the neighborhood and into another part of downtown. There were rows of buildings on the sides of streets. Luckily, most of the buildings were closed. And there were not many lights, except the ones that were inside the opened buildings. The lights of Moe's tavern were still on. Seymour and Edna covered their nudity and crouched low and moved under Moe's window. They ran in the dark and crouched low next to every lit building until they made it through safely.
They continued to move and hide through obstacles until they approached the Kwik-E-Mart. Seymour and Edna knew that Apu's store was open all the time. They covered their nudity and approached the building. They hid in the shadows next to the wall. They were close to home. Evergreen Terrace, where Edna's apartment was at, was about a block away. Seymour looked from the shadows. He looked with a little frustration. The front of the Kwik-E-Mart was fully lit and there were five teenage boys hanging out in front of the store as well. Even Apu would see the naked lovers through the windows if the kids were not looking.
"Damn it," Edna whispered, seeing everything as well. "This is going to be tough, Seymour. What do we do?"
"We've got to distract those kids first," Seymour said. He saw a trash can lid and picked it up. Then he tossed it to a spot where the kids would sure look over to. The lid ended up hitting a car, setting off its alarm. The kids were startled. The naked lovers saw the kids looking at the alarming car. Apu no doubt heard the alarm, too. Seymour and Edna saw him come out of the store. He went to confront the kids.
"I warned you boys not to cause trouble," Apu said angrily.
"But we didn't do it," one of the boys confessed.
"Then who messed with my car?" Apu asked.
The boys said nothing.
Apu saw the lid and looked at the boys with anger in his eyes. "You tried to damage my car?" he yelled. "That is it. Go away. Get out of here now." The boys began to walk away slowly with cower within them. "Go on. Before I call the police."
Seymour and Edna saw their opportunity. While Apu was dealing with the kids, they covered their nudity and ran across the front of the store. They were successful. Once they reached the other side, they hid behind a bush in the shadows. They peeked through the bushes to see Apu shut off his car alarm and walk back inside his store.
"Damn, I hated to do that to him," Seymour said.
"Hitting his car was the idea?" Edna asked, thinking that it was a little funny.
"That was an accident," Seymour confessed. "But I guess accidents turn into fortunes."
"They sure do," Edna agreed.
The naked lovers looked ahead to see grassy landscapes and no lights. They covered their nudity and moved on. Soon, they finally reached Evergreen Terrace. Most of the neighborhood was asleep. There were not many lights from the houses. They ran along the sidewalk while covering their nudity. Eventually, they ran by the Simpsons' home. Their house was dark. The family was most likely asleep. "Thank God for that," Edna muttered.
After a long while of running naked down the street, they finally saw Edna's apartment. "We made it," Edna said with relief. They kept their nudity covered and approached her apartment. They ran up the stairs. Edna found her hidden key and quickly unlocked her door. The naked lovers headed inside and slammed the door shut. They were now safe at last.
They breathed with calm and relief, knowing that their naked journey was over. Now they no longer had to cover their nudity.
"We made it," Seymour said, panting. "I hope we don't have to go through that again."
"I hope so, too," Edna agreed, panting as well. "I've never had that kind of feeling before in my entire life. And it was embarrassing. But imagined how more embarrassed we would have been if many people witnessed us running naked through town."
"At least we did it through nighttime. Daytime would be a disaster."
"Yeah. Good point."
The two naked lovers looked at each other for a moment. Both were silent. Seymour remembered the time they lost their clothes on the beach. He felt absolutely guilty. He looked at Edna with a sad expression.
"Edna…I'm sorry. This would not have happened…if I paid close attention to our clothes on the beach. This was my fault."
Edna looked at him with grief. "Seymour…you don't need to blame yourself. I didn't pay attention either. There is no one to blame here."
Seymour smiled at her. "Thank you, Edna. You are also a very kind woman."
Edna smiled back. "And you are a selfless man."
The naked lovers hugged each other. They remained in the hug for a few minutes. Seymour looked down at his lover.
"So what do you want to do now?" he asked her.
Edna looked up at him with a smile. "Well…I'm going to take a shower now." She broke the hug and continued looking at him with a seductive expression on her face. "You are welcome to join me. But I'll let you decide. I'm going in now."
Edna turned around and slowly walked to the hallway in the nude. And yet, Seymour just couldn't take his eyes off her. As Edna slowly walked, Seymour stared at her big butt. Her butt was nicely round and attractive. Seymour watched Edna's butt sway side to side after each step. And he loved it.
When Edna turned to the bathroom, she looked at Seymour with her seductive smile and headed on in. Seymour had the time to decide. But he felt like he did not need time to think because he already wanted to join Edna in the shower. But he chose to wait for Edna to get in the shower. And then he would be ready.