Duncan walked back to the front of the woods to find a few more campers came back, like Leshawna and Owen, Brigette and DJ, and Tyler, Geoff, and Harold. Geoff greeted him.
"Heyy man, how'd it go with you and Courtney?"
Duncan forced a smile. "Pretty well, she thought she was a leprechaun and part squirrel, then talked to some crickets, and something about magical kitty's but-" he saw Geoff's amused and confused look.
"Long story, ill explain later, I need Harold's help." Geoff nodded and Duncan walked over to where Harold was.
"Hey Harold, you're a nerd right?"
He pushed his glasses up a little, "I prefer the term 'socially challenged', why?"
"What ever, I need your help."
"With what."
"I think I got Courtney sick."
Harold paused and sniffed. "How so?"
He pulled out a bottle of water from his bag. "I got this water out of the pond in the woods, it looked safe but, she went insane after she drank some." Harold looked at it for a few moments.
"There are some, If I do believe, very miniature sea lions in this water, i've never seen them so small before, mind if I do some tests once I get back to the cabin?"
Duncan nodded. "Sure, are they, deadly?"
Harold looked at the bottle to him, "if you touch them during mating season yes, but, well, no one has ever swallowed them before. That's suicidal."
He saw the worried look on Duncan's face.
"…But I'm sure she'll be ok. Tell me, did you guys, how should I ask this…kiss at all?"
Duncan looked grossed out at this question, the remembered.
"Yeah actually we did-Harold what's that look for?"
"Well, I told you, its mating season and-" Duncan was dumbstruck, and went into a whisper so no one could hear. "Are you saying that fish gave her hormones?!"
"Well, kind of."
"How bad is this?"
Harold looked down at the water.
"Very, very bad. But we don't have to worry if she getting treated by a professional." Harold said, looking a little happier. Duncan had a face.
"Then there's a problem…"
A/N deadly lionfish?! Could this story be any stupider!? Yes it could!!
Courtney: what!?
Me: yes you heard me.
Courtney: you better fix this Violet!!
Duncan: or else we'll mess up this story BIG time!
Me: umm…ok…well…I'm gonna go write the next chapter…and fix it…and stuff…
Duncan: Reviews people!
Courtney: make her suffer.
Harold: Gosh, you guys are mean.
Leshawna: shut up Harold
Harold: yes mam.