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If Sophie and Gideon aren't together then you should set them up! Who knows?*lame wink ;)* Sorry you had a bad day but at least now you can torture Gabriel! Even though I'm a, what you call, "Gidi-girl", and always stick up for Lightwoods, I believe sometime Gabriel needs to lose or whatever once in a while. He's so tempered and such a hothead. But still, a great guy. And your first day couldn't have been worse then mine! (Not that anyone cares...)
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Hm. There's an idea… hopefully it'll piss off Gabriel, too if they're a successful couple.
You should start your own blog and vent about your problems. Worked for me! Now, for some reason, tons of people sympathize with my Anatidaephobia.
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Hey there Will, I'm reading your blog cause there was a monstrous insect in my living room and when I went back to try and kill it was gone, so now I'm hiding in my room with my dog ( wait the little prick left me. So much for loyalty ). I hope the dreadful beast shows up tomorrow so that I can slay it, or better yet, I hope it appears when my mom and my sister return so that they can get rid of this fateful monster. Anyway I just want to tell you your blog is hilarious and even though you are a jerk I like you, more than Jem actually ( Sorry Jem I love you but Will's wittier ).
See you soon, I hope.
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I recommend a vacuum or fly swatter. Or a bugzooka (yes, that's a real thing. I did not make it up. Google it!).
And thank you… I think. Was that a compliment? It was a very mixed signal.
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I'm sorry you got partnered with Gabriel Lightwood. I love you. X
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THANK YOU for sympathizing! And I love you, too ;)
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I'm sorry you had a bad day Will! But if it makes you feel better you are my favorite person ever! I may absolutely adore Jem (but seriously who doesn't love Jem) but you will always be the best! You should tell us more about Tessa! I admit Jem and Tessa may be cute but if it doesn't work out you should consider getting to know her better! ;) WESSA for life!
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What is a Wessa? And what is with the wink?
Toupée On Fiiiiiiiire!
23/08
TOTAL LOVE CONFESSIONS IN MY COMMENTS SECTION:
4 for me
2 for Jem
0 for Gabriel
2 for Gideon
Ha! Take that, Gabriel.
So this blog finally hit a thousand views! I also looked at graphs (that you apparently can check) and it said that the majority of my readers were AMERICAN! Then a lot of Canadians, and a lot of Brits. Who would have thought I'd be so popular among Americans though? And Canadians! I'm genuinly surprised.
Since I started school again, Lightworm has been a nonstop pain in the arse. We've both gone to the Dean's several times since my last entry.
******* dim witted *****.
Amusing story of the day: that time I set my teacher's toupée on fire.
My pranks have ALWAYS been grand, even back in elementary school. Back then I had a maths teacher that was a total prick, and he got me in trouble all the time. One day, I decided I'd had enough!
I faked being ill one day and stayed home from school, then looked up his address in the school directory. I rode my tricycle to his house, dressed in my most inconspicuous Lego hoodie and climbed through his doggie door. I then went to his closet and stole ALL of his toupées and set them on his front walk. THEN, I sprayed them with insect repellent, set them ablaze, and rode away as fast as you can possibly ride on a tricycle!
As I went to classes again, I noticed him wearing the same one every day—most likely the only one he had left—and it began looking grimy after a while.
I bet if anyone ever knew I'd done that, I'd have been a hero.
Now, I regret to inform you that I must go. I promised Cecily I'd take her to the Cinema.
P.S. Jem says hello.
(Author's Notes:)
Hey guys! How is everyone?
So I'm starting college a week from today (insert screaming face emoji). I'm so nervous!
I've written a few other stories if any of you are interested. Mortal Instruments, a couple for Doctor Who.
Thanks for reading and I hope you enjoyed! Tell me if you have any requests, corrections for if I used British slang wrong, or if you have anything to say/ask Will! :)
-WP