A/N: Okay everyone another chappie is here! This one will be Pm's and Private Chat Rooms, meaning you can only be in the room if invited by the host. ;) Enjoy!

-FLAMEKISSED'S CHAT ROOM –

Flamekissed has invited the following to their chat room: Starinthesky and Stormofsand

Flamekissed: are we all here?

Starinthesky: present.

Flamekissed: …

Starinthesky: …

Flamekissed: Sandstorm isn't here is she?

Starinthesky: It appears she rejected your invite.

Flamekissed: -sigh-

-PM BETWEEN STORMOFSAND AND FLAMEKISSED-

Flamekissed: r u there?

Stormofsand: duh.

Flamekissed: oh c'mon Sandstorm…

Stormofsand: No. I won't 'c'mon' and be fooled by you again. Besides, your girlfriend is in your chat room, and I want nothing to do with her, NOTHING!

Flamekissed: She's not my girlfriend, and if you'll just listen I can tell you who she is!

Stormofsand is now offline

Flamekissed: -bites tongue- I'm on the verge of cursing you! Sheesh, she-cats are nothing but trouble, what with their emotions and all.

-NORMAL CHAT ROOM-

Eyeofthetiger: um...where is everyone?

-waits a few minutes-

Eyeofthetiger: this stinks! –grumbles-

Eyeofthetiger has been invited to Shadowdark's private chat room

-SHADOWDARK'S CHAT ROOM-

Eyeofthetiger has accepted your invitation

Shadowdark: I have a question.

Eyeofthetiger: shoot.

Shadowdark: actually two…

Eyeofthetiger: ya…?

Shadowdark: okay, first, does it ever seem like everyone hates us?

Eyeofthetiger: only every second of my after-life.

Shadowdark: good…that means I'm not mouse-brained.

Eyeofthetiger: what?

Shadowdark: Well I thought I might only b imagining that everyone hated me…and since you agree, I'm not mouse-brained.

Eyeofthetiger: -laughs- Darky, Darky, Darky. Let me explain something to you.

Shadowdark: uh…if you promise never to call me that again.

Eyeofthetiger: only if you promise to let me break that promise.

Shadowdark: …deal.

Eyeofthetiger: -purrs- Okay, now, even if I agree that everyone hates us, it doesn't prove you aren't mouse-brained. Because, infact, you are very mouse-brained. What were you thinking b4 you died? Attacking Firestar…that's very mouse-brained. Only I am strong enough for that task.

Shadowdark: yes but you were dead.

Eyeofthetiger: -sighs- nevermind. What was your second question?

Shadowdark: O ya! -grins- what's it like, being stuck in Wicked Clan while I got away?

Eyeofthetiger: don't push your luck furball.

Shadowdark: ya, ya,ya…so. What is it like down there?

Eyeofthetiger: Very…dark…and hot. O yes, did I forget to mention a certain black tom running around like he owns the place?

Shadowdark: oh, oh, oh! I know who that tom is!

Eyeofthetiger: continue.

Shadowdark: That's Satinclaw! He does own the place, mouse-brain! He was the first cat to go to Wicked Clan, which he named after discovering he couldn't possibly be in Star Clan.

Eyeofthetiger: whoa…where did you find all that out?

Shadowdark: Um…let's say I had to deal with him on my way to Star Clan.

Eyeofthetiger: poor you.

Shadowdark: you better be careful…I know he is very mean.

Eyeofthetiger: ya think?

Shadowdark: -nods- does he have an ID?

Eyeofthetiger: ya…he's clawsofdeath. I never PM'ed him though, and I don't plan to.

Shadowdark: Oh…well he PM's me a lot then. He is usually telling me to watch it because he's trying to get Star Clan to give up custody of me.

Eyeofthetiger: -starts laughing, very hard-

Shadowdark: hey! What's so funny!

Eyeofthetiger: -laughter subsides- you had better hope he never gets his paws on you!

Shadowdark: wh…why?

Eyeofthetiger: because, I know for sure, he likes you.

Shadowdark: ew! He's like that?

Eyeofthetiger: yep…I feel very bad for you!

-LEOPARDSPOTS' PRIVATE CHAT ROOM--

Talltom: so…you like cheese?

Blackasnight: yep!

Leopardspots: and where did you discover this…this cheese of yours?

Blackasnight: Oh well, you know how there are houses around the farm?

Talltom: I do.

Leopardspots: sure…

Blackasnight: ya well I was stalking around because one of those houses has a bird inside, and it looks very tasty, anyways, I was stalking around and then I smelt something unique. I followed the scent and then there was this yellowy smooth thing on the ground. It tasted very good!

Talltom: how do you know it's called 'cheese'?

Blackasnight: Oh, when one of the Two Legs saw me and started smacking me with a hard stick like thing, it had bristles of some sort, I heard it say 'U filthy cat! Stop stealing our cheese!'

Leopardspots: interesting…very interesting.

Talltom: I'll say.

Blackasnight: I went back and stole some more you know.

Leopardspots: you're going to turn into a mouse, I saw one of them eating a yellowy smooth thing as well. I guess it was cheese.

Blackasnight: o ya, they love cheese. They tried to steal mine! I ate them for that.

Talltom: I bet your very fat right now.

Blackasnight: well…I don't have a problem!

Leopardspots: he has a problem.

Talltom: agreed…he has another one that is unfixable too.

Blackasnight: I do?

Leopardspots: ya, your brain.

-HIDDENBEAUTY'S PRIVATE CHAT ROOM--

Cloudywhite: So…when are your, our, kits going to be born again?

Hiddenbeauty: Cloudtail, will you stop asking me that every five seconds!

Cloudywhite: what if I say no…

Hiddenbeauty: Then I'm going to wring your neck and throw you at a tree!

Cloudywhite: -thinks- which tree?

Hiddenbeauty: you're hopeless!

Cloudywhite: Ya I guess so. But I was good enough for you to pick me!

Hiddenbeauty: true enough.

Cloudywhite: Have you noticed that Sandstorm has been kinda…off lately?

Hiddenbeauty: ya…I wonder why.

Cloudywhite: I would hope Firestar has been able to tell her who Bluestar is by now.

Hiddenbeauty: O that can't be all that's bothering her…I mean, even if he hasn't, she should have a better reason to be all worked up and distant than that.

Cloudywhite: Or worse…

Hiddenbeauty: what?

Cloudywhite: she could have an even better reason than Firestar that is making her worked up and distant!

Hiddenbeauty: that's what I just said you mouse-brain!

Cloudywhite: you did? Wow…I'm getting more mouse-brained everyday.

Hiddenbeauty: I believe that's correct.

Cloudywhite: so…do you think she does have a better reason?

Hiddenbeauty: I have no clue.

-STORMOFSAND'S PRIVATE CHAT ROOM-

Dustydays: Ya…is that all that has you worked up?

Stormofsand: Dustpelt…

Dustydays: what…I'm just saying, that's not a big deal. Maybe you should let him tell you who it is.

Stormofsand: I don't want to know who he is cheating on me with!

Dustydays: maybe he's not cheating.

Stormofsand: ya, and mice eat dogs.

Dustydays: -sigh- so what do you want me to do about it?

Stormofsand: well I figure if Firestar is gonna cheat on me, then I can cheat on him, right?

Dustydays: uh, um…ya…I guess so…

Stormofsand: right! So, I need someone I can cheat with.

Dustydays: I wonder who you have in mind. -clears throat-

Stormofsand: mouse-brain, it's you.

Dustydays: Ya…as much as I love the idea of being your play-thing…I could get in serious trouble with Firestar when he finds out.

Stormofsand: just blame it on me! After all, this is my evil plan…and besides…I know you like me.

Dustydays: ya…but I've liked you a long time, anyone could have figured that out. I'm surprised it's taken you this long,.

Stormofsand: I've known…but that's not the point. The point is, I know you'll agree. With a little enticing…

Dustydays: But…-gulps- ah c'mon! won't you feel bad afterwards?

Stormofsand: well Firestar sure doesn't feel bad! If he doesn't, then neither will I.

Dustydays: Right…then play-thing time it is…

Stormofsand: excellent. I'll show Firestar just who he is cheating on!

A/N: There ya go! Sandstorm is going to get herself into trouble with her crazy schemes and such, lol. Hope you enjoyed! You learned about Satinclaw, cheese, and evil plots all in one chappie! Now, review!