Chapter 8: More Clash Quotes!

Phineas vs. The Joker

Clash 1:

Joker: "You must share your toys!"

Phineas: "Sorry, not to villains like you!"

Clash 2:

Joker: "Hey, kid, wanna see a magic trick?"

Phineas: "The one where you get beat up by me?"

Clash 3:

Joker: "Well, fancy that! A kid on the battlefield!"

Phineas: "Well, you better not underestimate this one!"

Batman vs. The Joker

Clash 1:

Joker: "Funny meeting you here, Bats!"

Batman: "Shut it, Joker!"

Clash 2:

Batman: "Back to Arkham with you, clown!"

Joker: "Hah, I think not!"

Clash 3:

Batman: "You know you can't win, Joker."

Joker: "You're right! I'll dominate you instead!"

Leon Sakai vs. Amazing Alex

Clash 1:

Leon: "You know you still got homework to do, right?"

Alex: "Aww, not now, Dad!"

Clash 2:

Leon: "You're getting better every day, son!"

Alex: "It's all thanks to you!"

Clash 3:

Leon: "Ready for this curveball special, Alex?"

Alex: "I'll turn that curveball into a home run for you, Dad!"

Phineas vs. Alex

Clash 4:

Phineas: "You broke my remote, you meanie!"

Alex: "Well, you started it!"

Clash 5:

Alex: "Hey, Phineas, wanna grab some Slushy Dawgs when this is over?

Phineas: "Sure thing, Alex! You read my mind!"

Clash 6:

Phineas: "Cold fire, short leap! Can you think of any other paradoxes, Alex?"

Alex: "How 'bout dry ice for ya? It's the simplest one, too!"

Phineas vs. Ferb

Clash 1:

Phineas: "I never seen this side of you before, Ferb!"

Ferb: "Well, I do like to impress and surprise…"

Clash 2:

Ferb: "Hey, Phineas, I know what I'm gonna do today!"

Phineas: "Hey, that's my line!"

Clash 3:

Phineas: "Ferb, did you see Perry lately?"

Ferb: "Nope, haven't seen him. Let's look for him when this is over!"

Starkiller vs. Cole MacGrath

Clash 1:

Starkiller: "I can't be stopped by you!"

Cole: "Looks like someone got off on the wrong side of the bed!"

Clash 2:

Cole: "Now, how 'bout you and I talk when this is all over?"

Starkiller: "Enough of your lies, Sith!"

Clash 3:

Starkiller: "Who sent you? Vader, the Emperor? Or maybe Jabba hired you to kill me!"

Cole: "Does it matter? We're the same people, you and I. Conduits, to be precise!"

Superman vs. Cloud

Clash 1:

Cloud: "You can't lay a finger on me!"

Superman: "Wanna find out?"

Clash 2:

Superman: "You're only making it worse for yourself, kid!"

Cloud: "Hmph, we'll see about that!"

Clash 3:

Cloud: "Nice warm-up! You ready for the real challenge?"

Superman: "Take your best shot!"

Sam vs. Nathan Drake

Clash 1:

Sam: "You know people like you are trouble…"

Nathan: "Oh, you're in for a world of trouble!"

Clash 2:

Nathan: "What did I ever do to you? Can't a guy get a break around here?"

Sam: "Sorry, Drake, just business."

Clash 3:

Sam: "Stop moving around so I can make this easy for you!"

Nathan: "I never liked it when things are too easy!"

Green Lantern vs. Sinestro

Clash 1:

Sinestro: "Human scum…"

Green Lantern: "Evil and racist…"

Clash 2:

Green Lantern: "You're mine, Sinestro!"

Sinestro: "Always the cocky one, aren't you, Jordan!"

Clash 3:

Sinestro: "It's over, Jordan!"

Green Lantern: "Never to you, Sinestro!"

Green Lantern vs. Ferb

Clash 1:

Green Lantern: "Loving that shade of green, kiddo!"

Ferb: "Technically, green's my favorite color, so it was quite obvious!"

Clash 2:

Green Lantern: "The Corp can use someone like you, Ferb!"

Ferb: "I appreciate the offer!"

Clash 3:

Green Lantern: "I think you and I are blood brothers!"

Ferb: "Not because of my hair color, right?"

Superman (Regime Costume) vs. Leon Sakai (Insurgency Costume)

Clash 1:

Superman: "I thought I killed you, traitor!"

Leon: "Scum like you can never kill me!"

Clash 2:

Superman: "How dare you reject my amnesty?"

Leon: "Your government is full of bull! Who would want to follow it?"

Clash 3:

Leon: "You can't kill me this time, Clark."

Superman: "Then, I'll take away everything you love instead!"

Commander Shepard vs. Starkiller

Clash 1:

Starkiller: "So, the Empire send you to finish me off?"

Shepard: "I'm not in league with the Empire, only the Coalition!"

Clash 2:

Shepard: "People like you are too dangerous to be running around. I'm turning you in!"

Starkiller: "You're not putting me back through that madness again!"

Clash 3:

Starkiller: "Call off your dogs!"

Shepard: "That's enough from you!"

Thomas Fletcher (Ferb Alternate Skin) vs. Adam Clark

Clash 1:

Adam: "What's the matter, Tommy? You too chicken to face me?"

Thomas: "Stay away from Marie, you monster!"

Clash 2:

Adam: Aww, did poor Tommy wet his diaper?"

Thomas: "He is SO getting beat today…"

Clash 3:

Thomas: "You're not so tough after all, Adam!"

Adam: "You want a beating, Fletcher? You got one!"

Bane vs. Leon Sakai

Clash 1:

Leon: "Hmm, not like your average delinquent, eh?"

Bane: "Face me, wretched demon!"

Clash 2:

Bane: "Back to hell where you came from!"

Leon: "Sorry, I'm on vacation right now!"

Clash 3:

Leon: "I better not see Alex end up like this…

Bane: "Stop your muttering and face me!"

Bane vs. Batman

Clash 1:

Bane: "I will break you, Batman!"

Batman: "You're not breaking me a second time!"

Clash 2:

Bane: "I am your equal!"

Batman: "Hardly…"

Clash 3:

Bane: "When Gotham is ashes, you have my permission to die!"

Batman: "I guess you'll be waiting a while longer…"

Adam Clark vs. Superman

Clash 1:

Superman: "One messed up kid…"

Adam: "Who are you calling messed up, loser?"

Clash 2:

Adam: "I'll send you back to that crappy planet you came from!"

Superman: "Geez, watch the language, kid!"

Clash 3:

Superman: "Bullying isn't the way to solve everything, Adam."

Adam: "Heh, you're just jealous because I'm more popular and you're not!"

Leon Sakai vs. Adam Clark

Clash 1:

Leon: "Good thing you're not my kid, because I'll give you a spanking when this is over!"

Adam: "Let's see you try it, loser!"

Clash 2:

Leon: "Aww, did I give you a boo-boo?"

Adam: "You…you idiot! Shut up!"

Clash 3:

Leon: "This is the result of bad parenting, folks…."

Adam: "I'm taking this rich boy down!"

Jetstream vs. Bane

Clash 1:

Bane: "Voy a comer la Corazon…."

Jetstream: "Tu eres muy estupido…"

Clash 2:

Bane: "We are not the same!"

Jetstream: "Not even close, man…"

Clash 3:

Jetstream: "Show me your true power!"

Bane: "You know nothing of power!"

Amazing Alex vs. Adam Clark

Clash 1:

Adam: "Wimp!"

Alex: "Wow, this guy's got problems…"

Clash 2:

Adam: "I'm gonna break that little toy of yours!"

Alex: "Just try and take it from me!"

Clash 3:

Alex: "You're scary when you're mad!"

Adam: "That's the idea, loser!"


(Unreleased Characters) Clash Quotes

Phineas vs. Isabella

Clash 1:

Isabella: "Why are you shaking, Phineas?"

Phineas: "Shaking? I'm not shaking! I'm… shivering, yeah, shivering! Hehehe…"

Clash 2:

Phineas: "So, Isabella, What'cha doing?"

Isabella: "Aww, you made blush again, Phineas!"

Clash 3:

Isabella: "How about a romantic dinner when this is all over?"

Phineas: "Ah, nothing can ever be sweeter, my love!"

Amazing Alex vs. Vanellope Von Schweetz

Clash 1:

Vanellope: "Hey, Alex, go easy on me, please?"

Alex: "Don't worry! I'll make it easy for ya!"

Clash 2:

Alex: "You're sweeter than any chocolate I ever tasted, Vanellope!"

Vanellope: "Oh, Alex, you're always my Number One Athlete!"

Clash 3:

Alex: "I can't fight you, Vanellope! Dad will be mad!"

Vanellope: "Hee-hee, you're so cute when you get all stressed out!"

Clash 4:

Vanellope: "Am I making you nervous, Allie?"

Alex: "Nope! Not one bit! Hehehe…"

Clash 5:

Alex: "Why are we fighting?"

Vanellope: "I call it….a tickle fight!"

Clash 6:

Vanellope: "You're boring me out, Allie…"

Alex: "Want me to kick it up another notch, Nellie?"

Leon Sakai vs. Raiden

Clash 1:

Leon: "Show me the true Ripper, Jack!"

Raiden: "You're asking for a death wish, Leon…"

Clash 2:

Raiden: "You stained my blade!"

Leon: "Whose blood is it, yours or mine?

Clash 3:

Raiden: "Come on, Leon? Is that really the true power of a Son of Sparda?"

Leon: "Don't test my patience, Jack…"

Raiden vs. Jetstream

Clash 1:

Jetstream: "You deny your weapon its purpose yet again!"

Raiden: "I told you, my sword is a tool of justice!"

Clash 2:

Jetstream: "Show me a good time, Jack!"

Raiden: "You're making me angry, Jetstream…"

Clash 3:

Jetstream: "Pretty boy…"

Raiden: "Look who's talking, hombre!"


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