"Come on Twigh," Spike pleaded as he rode on Twilight's back while she dashed into the EverfreeForest "Can I at least have dental coverage?"
"Spike, it makes no sense to give you dental insurance when I have the ability to replace your teeth magically should anything ever happen to one of them," Twilight responded as the forest flew by as a dark, gloomy blur.
"But Twi-LIGHT," Spike whined "I'll have better chances with Rarity if my employment situation is more like a REAL job."
"Is that what this is about? Spike, given your age difference I'm not even sure if a relationship between you and Rarity is legal."
"But Twi-AHH! Twilight look out!"
Twilight looked ahead to see Zecura being dragged away in chains by several members of the Pegasus Royal Guard.
"Just wait 'til I get some voodoo dolls, then you stallions will no longer have any-"
"ZECURA!" Twilight cried "Why are you doing this to her?"
A pegasus shoved the zebra into the police chariot before turning around to answer Twilight's question.
"This equine is a prime suspect in the recent bioterrorism attack on Ponyville. She will be taken to Canterlot for further questioning."
"What? Zecura is a helpful member of the community. Why would you suspect her?"
"She is knowledgable about the agent used," the pegasus responded "Also, she's not from around here and she looks like a couple of the other guys we have in prison for this kind of thing."
Twilight pawed at the ground with her front legs in frustration. "This is racial profiling! I can't believe that the princess would participate in this!"
"Believe it or not Kid," the pegasus huffed as he walked away to join the other guard pegasi "Orders are orders."
With that, the police chariot took off with a charted course to Canterlot.
"Urgh!" Twilight banged her head against the front door of Zecura's home "This is horrible! This is completely horrible!"
"Yeah!" agreed Spike "Anyways, about dental insurance-"
"Spike, I will replace your scales with zap apple jam!"
"On second thought, I couldn't be happier with my present employment situation."
"Spike, the ONE pony in Ponyville who could make the potion to cure Rainbow Dash was just taken away because she is a bioterrorism suspect! I have to find a way to Canterlot, call Princess Celestia out on her racist executive decisions, and convince her to free Zecura."
"Hey," Spike snapped his scaly fingers in realization "Didn't you realize that you had the same 'supernaturals' book that Zecura had with the recipe for Poison Joke cure in it?"
Twilight's eyes brightened "Oh yeah!" She turned away from Zecura's house and started merrily trotting back to Ponyville "Good realization Spike. I will make the potion myself and then the drama from the bioterrorism attack will be solved once and for all!"
"What about Zecura?" Spike asked.
Twilight Sparkle stopped "Oh yeah..." she shrugged and continued trotting "Eh."
"You're not going to save her?"
"One thing at a time Spike. Priorities are essential, and getting the weather patterns back to normal in Ponyville takes a lot higher precedence than justice for a mystic recluse with more rhymes than Doctor Suess."