...School. I hate it. Well, I made this chapter because...well I was watching Robot Chicken one day. And it was the Voltron thing and it had a dance :blah, blah, blah:

Warnings: I may have spelled some things wrong, like the song names, so bear with me. Five random cameo's, cursing, some violence. Yggdrasill/Zelos, Yuan/Zelos. Oh, I was too lazy to see were Farah comes from...

Disclaimer: Don't own any of the songs mentioned, Pikachu, Mario, ToD, ToS, ToP or ToE. Eternidestiny was something I made up. It's a combined name of Eternia and Destiny. Or Scryed...or Pokemon...

We got pwnd

"Ok guys, we need money. So who wants to be on my team for the coliseum?" Zelos Wilder asked, pointing at his friends.

"Well..." They all mumbled.

"We're going for the advance team battle, idiots. So I need a strong squad. Kratos, Yuan, wanna join me?"

"What about ME!"

"Shut-up, Lloyd." Zelos said back, grabbing Yuan and Kratos' arms and dragging them into the gate. "Why don't you go and pay? I don't have any money on me..." The three quickly disappeared.

Kratos fitted his gloves, while Yuan fixed his hair. "Ok, it's time to represent!"

Zelos said, and the three entered the arena.

Back to Lloyd and the others...

Unbeknownst to them, Yggdrasill was floating over to the group, knife in hand.

"Ok then, 1,000 Gald?" Lloyd muttered, bringing out a purse. Yes, a purse.

"What kind of guy uses a purse?" Yggdrasill asked, putting away his wings.

The group turned around and gasped.

"Yggdasill!"

"Shaddap! Didn't you hear Zelos screaming about me the other day? When Kratos fell down the stairs... Speaking of those idiots, where are they? 'Specially Zelos. I want my scary kiss of death to paralyze him."

"Yuan has Zelos now. They're love-"

"Silence!" Yggy screamed, giving Sheena a pimp slap.

"What kind of guy wears spandex?" Lloyd asked randomly. Yggy looked down at him and frowned.

"Random ass loser. Let's see, I know a few...Link, Marth, Roy, Ganon...Zelos...Kratos...and um...SILENCE!" Yggdrasill gave Lloyd a well deserved bitch slap. He then ran past them and entered the gates to the coliseum.

"How did he even know they were there?" Colette asked.

"Because, I know where my true love is!" Yggdrasill answered back, although no one could see him...

Now Zelos and the rest...

"Ho-hah!" Zelos said, killing the final Druid. "I rule! I'm soooo cool!"

Yuan gagged. "Your corniness is quite scary, my love."

Kratos pretended he didn't hear that.

"Time for the expedition match! Me, being an asshole, didn't tell you before. But since I'm an ugly bastard, I'll tell you who they are!"

Three figures appeared from out of nowhere.

"This one is Garr Kelvin a.k.a. Woodrow Kelvin. But his real name sounds like the American president, so his alias is Garr!" The archer gave the MC the finger and took out his bow.

"This cool lil' lady is Meredy a.k.a. Melody. Her real name sounds like...well, you sing it in chorus. So Meredy fits her." The purple haired girl looked down at her shoes.

"Last, but certainly least, the last person on this team, Farah Oersted. Not that I know her real name or anything."

The three got into their battle stances.

"Bring it, pretty boy." Garr said, glaring at Zelos.

"C'mon, old man!" Farah smirked over to Yuan.

"Faggot!" Meredy screamed. Kratos was stunned.

"I'm no faggot! They are!" He pointed over to the other angels.

Garr dismissed them. "We, of Eternia and Destiny, a.k.a. Eternidestiny must kick these usurpers' asses. They think all because more people know them, they can take our pride?"

"Ooh, team we just got served! Symphonia! Represent!" The three angels said in unison, revealing their wings.

The six rushed at each other. Garr took on Zelos, Meredy took Kratos, and the other two took each other on.

"Zeelllooosss! Hunny! Are you here?"

Zelos, who was about to use Super Lightning Blade, paused and his face grew pale.

"Oh shit, it's Yggdrasill!" The red-haired man began to scream like a baby, as he flew right and left. Garr's mouth dropped and he stepped away from him.

The others stopped fighting as they saw a blond haired man fly into the arena.

"Y-Yggdra...Mithos?" Yuan questioned. His face then clouded. "Stay away from Zelos! He's mine, skank!"

The Eternidestiny people pulled back. "Let's start to charge our attacks. When they are off guard, then we strike!" Prince Garr commanded. The girls nodded.

In the stands...

Sheena and the rest watched Yggdrasill chase Zelos around, while Yuan was throwing rocks at his former friend.

"Ok guys, we don't know who the hell those four are. We just leave as if we don't know them, got it?" The summoner asked.

"Got it." The team answered, standing up. The league of extraordinary friends snaked away to the exit.

Back to the fight...

"Cool your jets." Kratos said, using his lame metaphors. He turned his attention to the Eternidestiny team, and realized what they were about to do. Kratos looked at his teammates.

Yggdrasill was hugging Zelos to death. Yuan was kicking Mithos in the shin, but it had no effect, and there was a random kid picking his nose.

Looks like it's all up to me, Kratos Aurion, father of Lloyd, husband of Anna, ruler of Yuan, teacher of Mithos, hater of tomatoes, lover of apples, hottie of Aselia, to take these punks on.

"Outta my sight! Thunder Blade!"

But the Eternidestiny team was ready.

"Gale!"

"Indignation!"

"My beast attack in which I forgot the name, for I am Farah Oersted, ruler of the elements, fighter of fighters, leader of Garr, hater of Melody, hottie of wherever I come from! I have a bigger cans then Sheena Fujibayashi!"

"Aww hell no!" Sheena jumped into the arena. "No one, I mean no one, has a bigger chest than me! For I am Sheena Fujibayashi, hater of Zelos, lover of Lloyd, killer of Seles, ancestor of Suzu Fujibayashi, traitor of Mizu...Tethe'alla! I call upon the plumber from the deep depths of the toilet, I summon thee, come Mario!"

Mario appeared, for some odd reason. "Let's-a go!"

"Who the fuck is he?" Everyone yelled.

"He's too fat! He defies the law of Psychics! No one does that, besides us! Attack!" Garr and Yggdrasill roared. Farah, Kratos, Zelos, Yuan, Merady, Garr, and Yggdrasill all jumped Sheena's summon.

"Super Lightning Blade!"

"Prism Sword!"

"Thunder Explosion!"

"Take this! Grave!"

"Gale!"

"Beast!"

"Indignation!"

Mario died that very day.

The Eternidestiny team and the Symphonia team smiled at one another. "You guys are quite formidable. Wanna go to the disco and have a dance off?" Zelos asked.

"Do we? Let's-a go!" The Eternidestiny team cheered.

So the group left the arena, much to the MC's shock and went to the disco building. Yggdrasill, Yuan, Kratos and Garr owned everyone doing actual disco dancing to Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto.

"Funkadelic!" The four yelled, doing the Point.

"No one listens to this crap anymore!" Merady, Raine, and Farah pointed out. They snapped their fingers, and country music came on.

"Yee-haw! Where'd you come from, where'd you go?" The girls started to square dance to: Cotton Eyed Joe.

"You're wrong! People listen to this!" Regal cleared his throat, and some heavy metal started to play. "Bob your head! Something, something, something, fries! Bob your head!" Colette began to bob her own head.

Lloyd and Presea brought out a boom-box, Yuan's boom-box to be exact, and blasted the Numa, Numa Dance.

"Random! No one likes that crap anymore! This is what home-slices listen to! Ready, steady Go!" Sheena, Zelos and Genis started to break dance, and pwnd all the other music.

The rest sat down and began to cry as they watched the three do the Cabbage Patch move.

A move of desperation...the only move you use when you've run out of moves...

"Served, served, served, served, served!" Kratos and Yuan said together.

"Daaaaaaammmmnnnn!" Lloyd said, dragging out the word for dramatic tension.

And, for some reason, they went into an over limit. "Run away!" The others cried.

"We don't get owned! We pwn!"

Zelos and Genis put on gold rings. "Wonder twins...activate!"

"Form of, a super sexy red head!" A puff of smoke appeared, and Zelos turned into...Zelos.

"Form of, a bucket of water!" Another puff of smoke, and Genis turned into...a bucket of water.

"I call upon the hammer of Godly thunder, I summon thee, come Pikachu!"

The pokemon appeared, ready to fight.

"We pwn, you get owned, we all laugh! Represent!"

A big explosion occurred...

"More power!" Zelos screamed.

"And more!" Genis continued.

"And more!" Sheena finished.

"Shine brighter! Exterminating, final blow!" Pikachu, Genis, Sheena and Zelos yelled together.

The whole disco blew up in flames.

Five miles away...

Garr, Merady, Farah, Lloyd, Colette, Regal, Raine, Yggdrasill, Yuan, Kratos and Presea were having a picnic with Seles.

"More tea, my good sir?"

"Why yes, of course, Seles." Garr answered, taking the cup of tea.

...Wow, such major stupidity.

Er, anyway, I hoped you liked this. It made no sense at all. :bangs head on Algebra 2 textbook: I have to write a chapter on why Kratos says: "Take this!"

Please R and R! And no stupid flames.

The Cabbage patch, for all who do not know, is that thing when you ball your hands into a fist and make your arms go in a circular motion, horizontally. ...Go look it up on Google or Yahoo!

The point is that disco thing when you hold your pants (optional?) And you other hand goes diagonally up and down.